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he/they much needed headcanon externalisation

[legitspidey]

Peter wears Wade's dog tags from when he was in the military.

Wade gave them to Peter on their two year anniversary, surprising him over dinner.

Peter almost cried, it was such a personal gesture, like they belong to each other now. Officially. Wade started fidgeting in his seat, getting uncomfortable with how emotional the moment was getting.

Peter never takes them off, he wears them under his shirt at work, in the shower, under the suit. He likes feeling the cool metal on his skin.

Wade gets choked up about it sometimes, just seeing Peter sprawled on the bed, fast asleep, shirtless with just the dog tags around his neck. He never thought he'd get the domestic life, but here he is.

[wiltkingart]

call incoming

[legitspidey]

I apologise for the hiatus, people of tumblr

I have exams

ew

AND I've started my first big fic :3

I have 5 chapters bullet pointed for plot and I'm so excited hehe

Yes it's spideypool, of course, and its gonna be LONGGGGGG

I shall post updates and bits and pieces as I think of it an write, but I want to get the whole thing planned before I start posting so I can have a consistent schedule

ALSO is anyone going to MCM london tomorrow??????

[legitspidey]

FOR FIC WRITING PURPOSES

how does one access the dark web

(/gen)

[legitspidey]

AU where Peter Parker was also a weapon X experiment

Maybe he needed the money, maybe he too was sick, maybe he was kidnapped

And weapon X was how he got his powers

The spider was genetically modified to be a horrifying mix of species, the thing was barely alive, but the scientists had made an amalgamation that maybe, just maybe, could be transferred to a human

Parker being experimented on, given insect blood, being bitten by these poor creatures that were barely spiders, injected with venom

Toyed with

That’s how it happened

And what if he was there at the same time as Wade Wilson

Operating tables placed next to each other, Wade’s rambling keeping Peter sane

Hearing a non-violent voice wasn’t common

When the experiments work and Peter gets his powers, he realises he can finally escape, and takes Wade with him. It’s the least he can do

Peter and Wade escaping the facility together, finding civilisation together, reintegrating together

Only the other knows what each has been through, they only know for sure that the other is trustworthy

They are in it together, whether they like it or not

[legitspidey]

How would Spideypool cuddle eachother hc's please please epleas please pls this is crucial information upon the fate of the universe or we die💔

They both like having the other’s entire body weight on top of them, the deep pressure is comforting to them. They take turns lying on top of one another on the sofa since there isn’t really enough space for both of them.

Peter likes to make himself small and let himself be enveloped by Wade. It makes him feel safe and like he can relax cause someone is finally taking care of him, watching his back.

Wade also likes letting Peter curl against his chest because the trust Peter has in him makes him feel loved and special. He likes being able to take care of someone else after feeling like he only has himself to look after for so long <3

[legitspidey]

Deadpool panicking when Spider-Man gets an actual life threatening injury

He passes out from blood loss and the healing factor isn’t as fast as Deadpool’s, so he panics

Deadpool never has to worry about first aid because he’s always fine, and he’s never had anyone else to worry about before

He carries Spidey to one of his safe-houses, places him on the bed, and just puts a wet towel on the wound

Then, he googles what to do when someone passes out from blood loss

Google tells him to go to hospital which is obviously not fucking happening

He finally remembers to put pressure on the wound and presses both hands down, sitting on the floor next to the bed and waiting

Spider-Man wakes up fine an hour later, of course, and the whole episode is over but Deadpool can’t get over how incompetent he felt

He signs up to a first aid course with the local ambulance and goes to a month long course once a week to learn at least the basics. Deadpool, in full gear, doing basic first aid lessons with civilians. The usually insubordinate vigilante taking advice and actually listening to the instructor, practicing cpr and bandaging and splints and taking it completely seriously

He even offers himself as a test subject, since he can literally be stabbed without consequences

[legitspidey]

Spideypool and biting hehe

(Also spidery Peter yay)

As some of you may know, spiders are weird when it comes to mating and, with some species the females kill the males (like the black widow and dark fishing spider) afterwards

Unbeknownst to Peter, he may have picked up some of these behaviours with the bite

Peter reacts to being bitten. He’s not scared or anything, but his body has decided that being bitten means he needs to go down. It’s a contradiction between the spider thinking biting means he needs to go pliant and the normal, human side knowing that being bitten isn’t that bad.

Peter and Wade had been getting close lately. Their relationship has developed from occasionally working together to intentionally working together to watching movies together on Wade’s sofa and sharing popcorn

They’re watching Star Wars (a new hope) sat next to each other with a large bowl full of popcorn balanced on the cushions between them

They had argued on patrol about what movie to watch later since it was a Friday evening and Peter had no job to get to in the morning. They had eventually agreed that Star Wars was satisfactory but then it was which Star Wars. That argument took a while. Eventually Peter suggested they just watch all of them. Luckily they both agreed on the correct order

Wade had changed out of his suit and into shorts and a t-shirt, Peter was wearing borrowed shorts and one of Wade’s knock off Spider-Man shirts that he’d definitely given him on purpose even though he denied it since his suit was too hot and gross for the summer evening

Both men had watched the film multiple times and were quoting entire scenes at each other, Peter even had a whole “did you know, in the original version-“ rant only for Wade to respond with a noncommittal “mhm, I’ve known that for ages”. Peter threw a piece of popcorn at his head

The movie continues and the both of them are thoroughly engrossed. Wade and Peter both try and pick the same piece at one point. Peter snatches it, Wade grabs his hand and tries to pry the popcorn out and Peter throws it across the room. If he can’t have it, now Wade can’t. Wade glares at him and Pater grins back smugly. As an attempt at a petty comeback, Wade bites Peter’s hand.

It's only for a moment, then Wade throws Peter's hand back to him and goes back to watching the film. Wade looks away from him, he looks annoyed, and Peter realises that he feels bad. He feels terrible. He wants to apologise and wants Wade to not be annoyed at him. He brings his knees up and hugs them to his chest, getting lost in spiralling thoughts, staring at the TV but not really paying attention.

It takes a little over a minute for Wade to notice that Peter isn't enjoying the movie anymore, even the trash-compacter scene isn't entertaining him, and he looks over quizzically. Peter continues staring ahead, he looks like he's dissociated.

"Hey Pete, you good?"

Peter shakes his head, but doesn't look at him.

Wade puts the bowl of popcorn on the floor and turns to sit facing Peter. "I'm not upset, man, it's all good"

Peter hugs himself tighter and nods. Wade pauses the film, "Pete, talk to me, what's wrong?"

Finally, Peter looks away from the screen, "I'm sorry"

"You don't-"

"I really don't want to make you feel bad"

Wade blinks. This is so odd coming from Peter. They're always fine messing with each other, they always piss each other off, but it's never that deep. However, something has clearly happened this time. Wade doesn't know what's wrong, but neither does Peter, supposedly. Only thing Wade is sure of is that Peter is the one who needs the comfort, not him. "D'you want a hug?"

Peter nods again and crawls over to Wade, making himself small to fit against Wade's chest so that he's almost fully enveloped when he wraps his arm around him. Wade feels the tension in Peter’s shoulders dissipate as he melts into him.

Peter has never been overly touchy, not like Wade is. It’s not that he doesn’t like touch, but Wade is normally the one to initiate. Wade rests his chin on the top of Peter’s head and presses play, they continue the film curled together.

By the time Obi-wan dies, Peter feels better. He sits back against the sofa, away from Wade, “I dunno what happened there”, he rubs the back of his neck in embarrassment, “sorry about that”

“It’s all good baby boy, we all need some tlc now and then, just try let me know if you’re gonna go all sad and pouty on me again”

“Yeah… I’ll do my best”

Peter turns back to the film, and so does Wade, he's still not paying attention, but this time for a different reason.

He genuinely doesn’t know what happened. He’s never felt like that before. He was so upset. All he wanted to do was make it up to Wade, he wanted to be good for Wade, he wanted Wade to tell him it’s was all ok. But why? Peter focuses, he had felt upset after Wade had pulled away, after he’d bitten his hand, but neither of them had done anything too different. Peter shakes his head, trying to physically get rid of the confusion and just focus on the movie. He could worry about whatever that was at a more convenient time.

Ok, I need to explain what's going on here. Basically, I've messed with the concept of subspace and subdrop to make it fit this spidery Peter headcanon. When Pete gets bitten, he enters subspace (only if he is comfortable, he allows his body to slip into it) and the concept comes from biting behaviour from spiders. Because he doesn't know what's going on, and neither does Wade here, he isn't brought down from his subspace slowly/gently and he experiences subdrop.

btw, subspace and subdrop are terms used most commonly in bdsm communities and in reference to sex or intimate activities, so while I am not writing that here, if you do look into it on your own, that it what you'll find :)

(subspace is also a maths term that I do not understand)

[legitspidey]

Wade phones Peter at 2am one night

Peter squints at his phone and picks up. The line is silent for a good ten seconds and Peter is just about to ask if Wade is there when he finally speaks

His voice is shaky and quiet and the unfamiliarity of this tone coming from the normally upbeat Deadpool throws Peter

“Can I come over?”

“…of course”

Wade hangs up immediately and leaves Peter staring at the ceiling and wondering what just happened

Less than a minute later Peter hears the window in his living room being pushed open. He should be surprised but the idea of Wade waiting outside to get permission to come in when he normally barges in like he lives here fills Peter with concern

He stumbles out of bed an grabs a hoodie from the back of a chair then walks to the living room

“Wade?” He asks cautiously. He can see the man’s silhouette against the moonlight coming through the window

Wade doesn’t speak, he steps towards Peter slowly, like he’s unsure of himself

“…Wade?” Peter is getting scared

Wade takes the last few hurried steps to Peter and wraps his arms around him, burying his face in Peter’s neck

Peter freezes for only a second before hugging Wade back and holding him tight

Wade is trembling like he’s trying to hold back tears and his breathing is overly controlled. Peter recognises the breathing exercises his aunt had taught him to do to calm himself down. Wade squeezes Peter tighter when his hug is reciprocated

“It’s alright, you’re safe, I’ve got you Wade, I’m right here” Peter murmurs as he rubs circles on Wade’s back

A single sob shakes Wade and he noses into Peter’s neck, hiding himself from the world and letting the soft words of comfort wash over him

The two stay stood in the middle of the living room for a long time, until Wade is breathing normally and can bring himself to peel away from Peter

The first thing Wade says is “sorry”

Peter physically feels his heart break in two

“No, nu uh, you have nothing to be sorry about, don’t you dare apologise for being human Wade”

Wade bites his lip to hold back tears and nods

“D’you want to stay here tonight?” Peter doesn’t think that Wade is in any state to be alone, let alone travel in New York City in the middle of the night. He also doesn’t want to leave Wade like this, he needs to make sure Wade is ok

Wade nods again

Peter leads him to the bedroom and hands Wade an oversized sleep shirt, then excuses himself to grab Wade a glass of water to give him a bit of privacy

He feels awkward about sleeping in the same bed as Wade, but he can’t think of anything else he’d rather do. Wade seems fragile, it’s a state that Peter had never seen from him before. The concept of Wade hiding his sadness and fear from him, or forcing the persona he always wears, makes Peter want to protect this side of him. He needs Wade to know that it’s ok to feel, that being vulnerable is ok, that it’s ok to show all sides of himself to Peter. That Peter is safe.

Peter had used Wade a bit like a beacon, a lighthouse cutting through the fog over a dark sea. Whenever Peter had had a bad day, Wade is always smiling and joking and making everything better. Thinking about it, Wade makes Peter feel safe.

Wade deserves to feel like Peter feels when Wade is around.

Peter places the glass of water down on the bedside table and walks around to the other side. Wade is sat on the edge awkwardly, so at least they’re both in the same boat. Peter gets into bed and Wade copies him, like he was waiting for permission. They both face away from each other and Peter can slightly feel the heat radiating off of Wade, an assurance that he’s still there

“I had a nightmare…” Wade says, “I wanted- needed someone who’d get it. Thank you.”

Peter’s not sure what to say. ‘Anytime’ feels too casual. “I’m always going to be here for you, Wade” he says, “promise” he adds, and he means it

Wade’s breathing slows only a minute later and he’s fast asleep. He sounds calm and Peter really hopes he feels safe now.

He falls asleep listening to the even breathing of Wade Wilson, less than a foot away.

[legitspidey]

Spideypool coffee shop au

Deadpool gets a job at Costa after he vows to get out of the mercenary business

This specific Costa just so happens to be across the street from Peter’s office

He goes there every day at about 8:50am to get a morning coffee before work, just so happens that Deadpool likes the opening shift

Deadpool gets to know the regulars, he has a good memory, and whenever someone he recognises walks in he hurriedly interrupts them with “no no no, don’t tell me” and makes what he thinks is their drink from memory

If he gets it wrong he dramatically throws it into the bin and assures them he’ll get it next time, then makes the correct drink

When Peter walks in for the first time, Wade loses his shit

He had no idea he’d be so close to Spidey’s civilian job, it was a complete coincidence, really, but he’s not complaining

Peter pretends to be annoyed, but it’s impossible not to find Wade’s enthusiasm contagious

He likes being able to go see Wade and complain about work during his shift, if needs be

The both of them are utterly oblivious to the rumours that are circulating around the other costa staff

Sometimes they slip up and forget to separate their civilian lives from the vigilante stuff and Wade greets Peter with “baby boy!” or Peter says “see you later” as he leaves

Naturally, the Costa staff assume they’re dating, giving knowing glances at each other behind Wade’s back and peering at the pair from behind the coffee machine

One time, Wade is in the back when Peter comes in. He’s summoned out by the woman at the till shouting “Wade, your boyfriends here!”

He goes bright red and splutters “he is not my- we’re not dating” to the snickering co-worker. Peter hides his smile behind his hand as he pretends to cough

[legitspidey]

TW//sh scars discussion (healed)

There are some things that I just can’t share with the people in my life

Now that it’s warmer, the scars on my body are lighter, pale and almost white instead of purple and red

And they look nice in the sun

I like how the light shines off of them

I can see the way the skin has healed around the keloid scar, there are lines where the skin stretches and it’s so detailed. Fascinating how the human body works.

It’s sad how people look at me and avert their eyes, like it’s shameful to look

I want people to see

Scars are pretty, I think

They’re unique and colourful and bumpy and they tell a story

So what if pain is what put them there? There’s no use perpetuating that, might as well appreciate them cause they’re a part of me now

[legitspidey]

I’m scared that if I buy a training knife it’ll become a stim toy

[legitspidey]

What music bands do you think Spiderman and deadpool would listen to?

I feel like Deadpool is an 'I listen to everything' person, but he actually means it

He likes to listen to hyperpop and vocaloid stuff to motivate himself and as a 'theme tune' for his day

Peter likes Pixies and The Smashing Pumpkins and The Smiths - that sort of vibe

I do however think they're both theatre kids who know all the words to Hamilton off by heart and sing duets, belting out Good For You and All You Wanna Do

and if i'm wrong pls give suggestions or additions :3

[legitspidey]

Thinking about freak4freak spideypool again

Deadpool draining his own blood for Spidey to drink

Due to the spidery metabolism, Peter often gets tired easily or needs a stupid amount of nutrients to feel ‘normal’

Peter drinking Wade’s blood from plastic bottles Wade had put into the fridge for him, taking one out every morning and having it with breakfast

or, Peter latched onto Wade's arm, drinking from a knife wound in his forearm

Peter draped on top of Wade on their sofa, drinking from his arm, getting the best meal he's had in a week (since the last time Wade let him) while Wade plays with his hair, scratching at the nape of his neck

[legitspidey]

I need Marvel to go full spidery Peter this movie

make my boy eat bugs

give him fangs

make him sleep in a web

cocoon his enemies

MAKE HIM WEIRD PLSSSS MARVEL I BEG

[legitspidey]

We all know Deadpool is a little lot obsessed with Spider-Man, but what if, after they got together, Spidey was the more possessive of the two

It makes so much sense

Deadpool is so open, so warm and touchy

Spidey has always been more reserved, but he never complains about Deadpool being all over him — and he knows Deadpool is different with him, he hugs him, kisses him, leans on him, takes his mask off both literally and figuratively

But when Deadpool’s with other people, he also touches their arm, pats them on the back, shakes hands and bumps shoulders

Perfectly normal and platonic actions

The eyes of Spidey’s mask narrow to slits anyway

The image of an angry Spider-Man standing behind Deadpool as he meets and greets is normally enough to scare off most sensible people

If they don’t get the message, he’ll pull Deadpool away, subtly of course, with a hand on the small of his back or the back of his neck, sometimes just clearing his throat will do

He’s never worried about Deadpool. He knows he loves him. He knows that nothing will tear them apart, especially not something so stupid

He’s worried about someone trying to take what’s his. He doesn’t think he could handle someone even attempting to take Deadpool away, and he couldn’t handle Deadpool being hurt

Spidey makes sure Deadpool knows he’s loved and that he knows he belongs with him

(extra cause idk where to put it)

Spidey being selfishly satisfied with the fact that Deadpool got out of the mercenary business when they got close

He's proud that Deadpool is free to make his own decisions, and he's in charge of his own morals

But now, Spider-Man is quite literally the only person that Deadpool will take instructions from. He is the only person that Deadpool will allow to have a say in any aspect of his life

Spidey feels so lucky to be given Deadpool's trust. God he loves him so much

[legitspidey]

MORE spidery Peter Parker

Peter with fangs

He hides them under his mask most of the time, and just doesn’t open his mouth too wide when he talks or eats

He doesn’t talk about them, he’s not a massive fan of that aspect of his mutation

He doesn’t like how dangerous they are. He’s pretty sure they’re venomous too, but he’s never had the guts to experiment with it

Wade certainly doesn’t know about them

The two of them are being crime-fighting badass vigilantes as usual

They’re stopping a bank robbery and the last of the balaclava-clad men are being knocked out so Peter decides to go and free the hostages

Their hands are tied together with zip ties behind their backs and Peter can’t be bothered to deal with trying to yank the zip ties apart without hurting the hostages or pulling their arms off or whatever

He doesn’t think too hard about it when he lifts the bottom half of his mask and uses his sharp teeth to break the ties. The hostages all have their backs to him anyway, they won’t see

But Deadpool does. He sees the fangs where Spider-Man’s canines should be, how sharp and dangerous they look, and watches as he effortlessly breaks the ties with them before pulling the mask back down and adjusting it around his neck. Deadpool looks away before Spidey notices he saw

Wade is, quite frankly, obsessed with Peter’s fangs after that

He thinks about them under the mask, imagines them as Peter speaks, thinks about if they’d show when he smiles

He wants Peter to lift his mask again, even just for a moment, he just wants to see

A couple weeks pass and the pair are sitting on the roof of Peter’s apartment complex

Wade bought them a taco each and lifted his mask over his nose to eat. He kept one eye on Peter, waiting for him to lift his mask too

And he did. Wade watched him lift the mask up and take a bite. He saw the fangs bite down, sinking into the food. Peter hummed appreciatively around his mouthful then stopped when he saw Wade watching him

“Good?” Wade smiled, averting his gaze from Spidey’s mouth to his eyes

“Delicious” Peter agreed, followed by a closed-mouth smile, hiding the fangs, which disappointed Wade but at least Pete liked the food. There was a smudge of sauce on the corner of his mouth and Wade fought the urge to wipe it away

Peter seemed to appreciate how Wade didn’t mention his overgrown canines, it comforted him that Wade didn’t judge, not like others always do

As weeks pass, Peter gets more comfortable around Wade. They sit around together with their masks up, while they eat and drink and laugh together

Eventually Wade earns the open-mouthed laugh from Peter, showing the fangs off like he doesn’t have a care in the world

His smile is so pretty when he doesn’t stifle it, the fangs peaking out over his lips — Wade can’t help but stare whenever Peter does it. He tries not to, afraid that Pete will think he’s judging him for having them or, god forbid, grossed out by the mutation

When they first kiss (finally, took them long enough (we don’t judge emotional constipation)) Peter nicks Wade’s lip with the point of a fang and pulls away to apologise but is interrupted by Wade’s whine of “No, no Webs please, come back”

Peter stares at him. His pupils are blown and he’s almost panting, he can’t decide whether to look at Pete’s mouth or up at his eyes. There’s blood coating his bottom lip. Peter watches as he licks it off.

He runs his tongue over his fangs, feeling the sharp teeth in his own mouth, “Wade I didn’t mean-“

“I don’t mind” Peter is interrupted by Wade’s breathy voice. He looks like he’s fighting the urge to climb onto Peter’s lap

“You..?” Peter doesn’t really need to ask, and Wade nods, a blush making its way onto his face. Peter waits no longer, leaning back in to kiss Wade, who does climb onto his lap, tangling his fingers in Peter’s hair. When Peter tugs at Wade’s bottom lip, Wade practically melts on top of him, moaning into his mouth. Peter swallows the sound, along with the taste of iron.