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Consistent observation about guys who say "I just don't understand women": they don't understand men either.

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Like, a common response to these guys is to say "women are just people, to understand them just treat them like people". But I think that often fails, because many of these guys just don't really understand anyone else's behavior. They talk about other men with just as much bafflement as they talk about women, it's just that they don't attribute this bafflement to the person's gender when talking about men.

So they're basically just confused, and they think they're confused by women specifically (because of misogyny), but they're actually confused by everyone.

[chaoticneutraltee]

[silverjirachi]

the regular people of hyrule seeing the castle spontaneously burst into dark evil flames and rise up out of the ground:

[valtsv]

a bird just ran right past me with a worm in its beak and the resemblance to those anime girls running to school with a slice of bread in their mouths was uncanny

[valtsv]

they are both late for class

[trash-possum-alchemist]

Reasons why Frosty the Snowman (1969) and Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood are the exact same thing:

1. Blonde ponytail protagonist child

2. Inanimate object with an undeniably human soul

3. Traveling by train

4. Loss of entire body (and it’s probably the blonde’s fault)

5. Transmutation that goes against nature and God himself

[cameoappearance]

I’m a huge fan of how rhodochrosite can either look like beautiful pink flowers, like pointy red crystals, like little Barbie-pink orbs, or like meat

[ image description: rhodochrosite in each of the previously described forms, ending with some rhodochrosite stalactite chunks that look like breaded hams and one piece that looks like a raw steak growing out of a rock. ]

[embershx]

[image description: ’She has the range’ meme.]

[0fficelady]

Beagle puppies rescued from a medical testing facility got to meet Snoopy. (source)

[the-radio-star]

peace and love on fucking earth

[fffwankie]

everyone knows about silly putty, and silly string, but what you need to watch out for is serious putty (C4) and serious string (tripwires)

[snumelhp]

[stream]

Lyle, Lyle, Crocodile (2022) dir. Josh Gordon & Will Speck

[mxtomituck]

[setstars]

[monsterhospital]

[footsteps-on-the-dance-floor]

april fools day is actually the most sensible day of the year because it's the only day on which people will read something on the internet and stop for a second to consider whether or not it's actually true

[eclogues]

these are my 16 kids, pawn, pawn, pawn, pawn, pawn, pawn, pawn, pawn, rook, knight, bishop, queen, king, bishop, knight, and rook

[eclogues]

ugh. just found out my neighbor named all her 16 kids after mine. ok now everyone line up

[samfodo]

Except you don't need to stick your faces together/use tongue for a kiss to be "good".

These are two middle-aged men who probably haven't had any experience kissing someone they love, so they're obviously gonna be a bit out of practice.

I know that it was passionate and sweet, and they deserve that.

[lizardsister]

is this post real. can other people see this. this feels like a fever dream made reality

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holding my boob for emotional support

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well

[doubleca5t]

[cuddledhormone]

when u both have memory prablems 

[sixpenceee]

Elephants crossing the street

[downtown-jazz]

Love the one on the end going “Thanks, that’s the last of us”

[ruffboi-mags]

ok but like, you know they’ve probably seen humans do that after holding up traffic.

I honestly legitimately think that 100% was meant to be a “yes sorry we held you up we’re done now” signal, because they’ve seen humans do the same and they want to be polite.

[hero-in-high-tops]

“Wait if I sheath my sword will he not attac-DID THIS TWINK JUST SLAP ME?!”

[karekuat]

[exactly4spiders]

[regulationblues]

Thanks @niksfake