Yo Yo Yogert

hi I’m lily and I’m easily forgotten

[leighbruh]

my parents literally met like every other wattpad couple. he was the popular jock. she was the weird nerd. he was rude to her. she ignored him. then boom. married.

[leighbruh]

guys!!! he asked her out at a christmas party!!!!!!! fan fiction writers are shaking

[leighbruh]

when ur online date is going wrong

[leighbruh]

my parents literally met like every other wattpad couple. he was the popular jock. she was the weird nerd. he was rude to her. she ignored him. then boom. married.

[thebootydiaries]

Grown ass men still smoking cigarettes. Snort cocaine like the rest of us Coward

[leighbruh]

my brain while trying to do homework

[leighbruh]

my dad isn’t always there and it’s not to the point of abuse ya know but it still is enough to hurt

like i know some of my achievements are shitty and small but pls at least pretend you care instead of shrugging it off like it’s nothing

i work so hard on everything and he only cares about swimming and it’s so hard feeling like nothing i do is enough and of course when i tell my mom or something it’s no big deal and i’m overreacting and when i tell him how i feel i’m just “too fucking sensitive”

i know this is probably nothing and so many people have soooo much worse, i just needed to anonymously get this out

[leighbruh]

ok so tonight was friday so my friend invited me to her school to watch their football game. we were sitting together being the two quiet little sophomore girls we are (ok not that little were both 5’9) just watching the game tryna figure out what’s going on, when our friend (who is a guy) comes over to talk to us. it was a quiet and awkward 2 second conversation. that consisted of the words “how are you” “good” x4 and he left. the guy in front of us (who neither of us had ever seen before) turns around, and asks

“he wasn’t flirten with y’all, right?”

mans instantly me and my friend were like “oh no, no it’s ok he’s just a friend”

“ok just making sure”

we didn’t know him, he didn’t know us but he was still willing to help

guys,,, pls be like this. i’ve never felt this secure around a stranger

[leighbruh]

Jack’o’lantern emoji review

kinda realistic. very happy. love that. might put it on doorstep. 7.9/10

lumpy, love the creepy smile. too cartoony. 8/10

creepy, but weird shading. probably wouldn’t put it on doorstep. 4/10

no lumps, no shading, unrealistic smile. would not not put on doorstep. 2/10

unrealistic, but cute. probably couldn’t put it on doorstep, but i love it anyways. 8.5/10

is this a pumpkin or an orange? and why is there a leaf 0/10

slightly yellow orange. no thanks. 2/10

much too small. where is his nose? 3/10

not good but not bad. 5/10

very scary. love the creepy smile. 10/10

[leighbruh]

thrift stores are really great bc like who knows what you’re gonna get there??? and it’s all cheap and stuff so like calvin jeans for $2?? uhhhh yes please!!!!! a werid-hairy-but-still-working-scale???? maybe not but the whole store is a mystery box!!!

[leighbruh]

actual conversations friends had right in front of my eyes

noah: why are you so angry all the sudden

aly: idk maybe bc iM PMSING

noah: idk what that is but it sounds like a girl problem

aly: WELL GUESS WHAT IT IS A GIRL PROBLEM

and if that doesn’t sum up my my two friends then i don’t know what does

[leighbruh]

you know when you have so much anxiety you literally can’t do anything besides sit and stare at the wall trying to calm your nerves am i ok is this normal

[leighbruh]

When I say “excuse the mess” not only do I mean the state of my room but I also mean the mess which is my life

[leighbruh]

to friend

i’m sorry i’ve been being rude to you i swear i’m not trying but you’ve hurt me so much i’m just tired of guessing how you’re gonna act towards me and this is just the safest way for me to get my point across i’m not trying to hurt you

[leighbruh]

my cousin called me the most annoying person on the planet and i don’t understand why

[leighbruh]

guys

[leighbruh]

why do people shame other people for not hearing about something like don’t be mad at me for not knowing about x i literally had no control over not knowing about it so shut the fuck up bye

[leighbruh]

i don’t mind being lactose intolerant until i consume dairy that’s how it works