Something about buying my mum a diamond, for some reason, feels kind of cheap? Too much like I’m trying to buy her good favor, whereas if I go with chocolate, I can just… no, I guess that’s going to come across the same way. This is going to take some thought. Alright, you got it, I’ll pick the very best of all of the donuts that they have to offer, and make sure that we’re well-fed for these meetings. Combination of both; I legitimately wanted to stop drinking, because I was afraid I was going down a very bad path, that sort of deal, so I just quit cold turkey. Food comas are the absolute best, I don’t understand how anyone could not want to bury themselves in bed after eating a huge meal. At least you’ll be fuzzy and content and maybe not as aware of how much food you put in your mouth, though, aye? You’re very welcome! I’ll actually talk very loudly about how great of a mum you are every time I’m around another mother, how does that sound? “That Leighton, she would be an asset to any exclusive club for mothers…” We would have to do typical dad things, too; wear our socks too high, put on some cargo shorts. Probably have fanny packs.
You are trying to buy her good favour though. You might as well just go full force and be blunt about it. Or maybe get her a smaller diamond so it doesn’t look like you’re trying too hard. You can get a nice necklace that doesn’t look that expensive at all and say you saw it and you thought of her. You can’t get her anything else if you get the necklace though because if you in there with a necklace, chocolate and flowers then, well... suspicious. She’d think you killed someone or got some random girl pregnant. I feel like these meetings aren’t going to have any discussions going on at all. It’s like we’re going to be meeting up every once in a while to just eat donuts and go home while pretending that we’re swapping kid notes. That’s impressive to go the full cold turkey. I know some people who have tried to do that and they just ended up going back because it was too much. I usually hear more about the whole weaning route so the fact that you just quit is awesome. Right? Naps for days. That’s when you know you’ve ate good. When all you want to do is sleep after it. I love it. I can’t say thank you enough for helping me here. Make sure you add on the whole “....You know IF there was an exclusive club for Mothers!” on the end so I don’t seem too desperate and like I know about it. I actually love a good fanny pack though, not going to lie to you there. Those things are handy! They come in cute colours now too.
