Leksi Riot

[homeboygirl]

"it was in 2020" oh so like a year or so ago. a couple years. im sorry 5? did you just say five? five years ago ?

[wellwhiskey]

he’s just like me fr

[chromaticabrasions]

at least there’s fucking friends. at least there’s people who love you in this godforsaken world

[apollos-boyfriend]

“the writer’s strike will impact your favorite tv show!!!1!1!”

[pusheen]

[miss-wizard]

DO NOT LET SOCIAL MEDIA TURN YOU INTO AN AMERICAN

[fawfulydoo]

you learn something new every day i just learned about the limacodid slug caterpillar and i am obsessed

[minyicho]

truth is stranger than fiction

[parfavar]

[foolishcrow]

the sexy girlbots are returning. nature is healing

[capnsoapy]

"what's tumblr like?" "well currently the majority of the userbase are writing synopses and critiques for a movie dreamt up by an old shoe"

[leksiriot]

Goncharov my beloved

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[that-house]

IT’S ABOUT DRIVE

IT’S ABOUT POWER

WE DO SELF CARE

WE TAKE SHOWER

[funnytwittertweets]

[sleepeys]

licherally cannot explain to adults these days that im actually so cool with the idea of being "just an employee" somewhere as long as i am paid enough to live comfortably and i also like the job. "but dont you want to be rich?? dont you want to always be striving for more???" like that sounds EXHAUSTING and i like having friends so

[escuerzoresucitado]

[voluptuarian]

So I binged the entirety of How To Build a Sex Room last night and this one scene just cracked me up

The designer's at a western leather/tack store looking for supplies to make a rustic-style sex swing and turns to one of the store employees for advice, which initially goes about as amusingly as you would expect

So then she pulls up some pictures to give him an idea of what she needs

And he's Immediately like

The professional disgust, I'm living