McEmon poopypants

I'm here, I'm anxious and I'm ready to die :D

[yeetusthefetus4me]

What is a chonky Japanese cat called ?

A chonkatsu

[acatholicrose]

[huntrad]

owned

[leagueofaveragefolk]

Lifeguard Jesus disagrees with the law

[ralfmaximus]

Lifeguard Jesus is found in contempt of court and sentenced to jail

[kaijuno]

[pissvortex]

[keymintt]

everyone stop what you're doing i made a little guy today

okay that's all

[keymintt]

forgot to make an update earlier but: he survived the kiln and was glazed

[descole-dead]

Tintin remembers what comes after 15.

[drtanner]

FUCKING HELL IT’S BACK FROM LAST YEAR

[descole-dead]

This literally gets reblogged every 15th of the month. It’s almost two years old. It’s beautiful.

[descole-dead]

listen up ya’ll this post is 6 years old now and you’re still reblogging it. every month. once a month, my notifications blow up for this one video, but only until the 16th. then the notes on this vid completely stop. it’s so eerily spot on and impressive how you just all collectively know what to do. if I’m not online, people irl still remind me that it’s the 15th. thank you for six surreal years of me wondering if I completely fucking lost it. here’s to the 15th

[liquidstar]

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[liquidstar]

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[liquidstar]

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[liquidstar]

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[liquidstar]

ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ

[liquidstar]

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[liquidstar]

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[liquidstar]

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[liquidstar]

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[crowshira]

[diangelo-supporter10]

[pictures-of-dogs]

about to post something really great

[pictures-of-dogs]

[mollyjames]

Wait wait hang on I gotta find something

[mollyjames]

FOUND IT

[ladygobpire]

my oversized sweatshirt will protect me from Everything

[charlesoberonn]

-The last diary entry you find next to a skeleton wearing an oversized sweatshirt.

[skjdghskghoueragkjlm]

asexual sirens getting real fuckin pissed about all these sailors interrupting choir rehearsal

[triprobellant-deactivated201709]

sirens are already asexual they dont have sex with the men they kill them

[faardyn00-deactivated20180523]

well no wonder they kill them they keep interrupting choir rehearsal

[low-poly-yuri]

just got a yt ad for the army that said ‘we’re the ones that fight the battles no one hears about’ and. god they’re beyond parody huh

[low-poly-yuri]

james.

[thebootydiaries]

*hears noises at night*: well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life

*gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I’m blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child

*heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is

*a cop walks by*: here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone

*taking a test*: don’t take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing

*gets a sunburn*: great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents

*tripping over something*: I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me

*period is late*: shit i’m pregnant i’m the next virgin mary

[kropotkindersurprise]

July 14 2019 - A woman deplatforms famous Brazilian Catholic priest Marcelo Rossi, who has called homosexuality a disease. [video]

[strongorcbutch-deactivated20220]

She threw him so hard he bounced! Damn this is satisfying to watch on a loop.

[black-geek-supremacy]

That’s fucking funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[polyphonicchant-deactivated2020]

i like how this is the first time i’ve seen “deplatform” used in the most LITERAL sense

[deadgoliath]

Well what the fuck now

[deadgoliath]

please help me

[deadgoliath]

I FUCKING HATE MY LIFE PLEASE

[deadgoliath]

Hi guys! I wanted to make a little addition to this timeless post of mine!!!! :)

SEE YOU NEXT YEAR!!!!

[orion98]

I thought it was all different people and not one person on a streak. Op are you okay??

[grimeclown]

[banshees-deactivated20160916]

the Gaming keys……….do t even think about looking at this post if ur not a gamer

[banshees-deactivated20160916]

i just fuckinf noticed they switched the d and the s’s places what the…fuck?

[coratorium]

its because the d stands for down and the s stands for sideways…. this is clearly how it was meant to be all along

[bace-jeleren]

W for “wupwards”

[benjaminbreeg]

a is for “am going left”

[huntydraws]

We had to do Kinetic typography in class today. I chose a very important audio clip

[lordmegatroll-dicc]

this actually made me start to cry

[tiny-cuddle-monster-deactivated]

I’m C R Y I N G

[scretladyspider]

ITS BACK

[viva-1a-resistance]

the caCKLING

[what-even-is-thiss]

Mbmbam bits put in kinetic typography are one of my favorite things

[givemeinternet]

A strong independent dog who don’t need no man