Lemonlilly 🍋

[satan-offical]

How I respond to scam/spam messages now

[lemon-lilly]

@i-am-a-fish ?

[same-picture-of-a-rock-every-day]

Follow for the same picture of the rock every day

[ image id: a picture of a grey and white rock on a white background, with a stock photo water mark overlaid on it end id]

[lemon-lilly]

I just laughed so hard

[i-am-a-fish]

one deadly fish isn't enough, have this

wow.. thank you

[lemon-lilly]

Great Halloween costume, a swordfish

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

question! if a human gets simultaneously bitten by a vampire, a zombie, and a werewolf, what's the end result?

[julimar-cool]

(You get a rash!)

You get a monster rash!

(A monster rash!)

And then you'll writhe and thrash!

(from monster rash!)

And then you bleed from your ass!

(from monster rash!)

You get a mooonster rash!

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

question! if a human gets simultaneously bitten by a vampire, a zombie, and a werewolf, what's the end result?

[julimar-cool]

(You get a rash!)

You get a monster rash!

(A monster rash!)

And then you'll writhe and thrash!

(from monster rash!)

And then you bleed from your ass!

(from monster rash!)

You get a mooonster rash!

[sammibeari]

We could’ve had a good life together, Volt. A fuckin’ real good life.

[lemon-lilly]

I laughed out loud, full volume

[emiscandyworld]

desk gang

[lemon-lilly]

I have been thinking about doing something like this for ages but I have not had the motivation to figure out how to pose all of those characters. This is even better than what I was planning too. I love how Mac's chair is underneath kind of like how the tower for the real life computer is.

[ajulesr]

Redid my last Harvey art in a different style🤷

Harvey, stardew valley fanart :)

[lemon-lilly]

Im so normal about him

[tentacleteapot]

your unreliable narrator fucking bit me

[charl0ttan]

thats not how they told it

[robertreich]

Your regular reminder that trickle-down economics is a cruel joke designed by the wealthy.

[theunicorncomic-blog]

[randomushroom]

HE FOUND TUMBLR??????

[robertreich]

I’ve been here the whole time.

[snootchie-mcsnootchface]

[All IDs from alt. The three images show Marisha Ray and Brennan Lee Mulligan at a table playing D&D with others.

ID 1: "Marisha Ray: rock bottom is a good place to be"

ID 2: "Marisha Ray: can only go up, right?"

ID 3: "Brennan Lee Mulligan: theoretically you could also move laterally to a different area of rock bottom"

End ID]

[lemon-lilly]

"Theoretically you could also move laterally to a different area of rock bottom" incredible new phrase for me to be insufferable with

[rythyme]

i was seeing all these little blue flowers everywhere and kept thinking "dang what are these bitches, i can't remember..." well guess what. they were fuckin forget-me-nots. can't believe i failed step fucking 1, the hot girls on iNaturalist are going to laugh at me and i'm gonna flunk out of hobby botany school.

[rythyme]

!!! Learn From My Humiliation!!! THESE ARE THE BITCHES!!!! DO NOT FORGET THEM !!!!

[deramin2]

[miscellaneous-reblog-blog]

ID: same image with the text "I forgor." End ID

[i-am-a-fish]

why do cows have that many stomachs. no jokes in the comments please, I don't want a single giggle out of any of you. I want to learn. I want facts. science side of tumblr and cow side of tumblr help

[eye-lantern]

Rumination. It takes ages to digest huge amounts of fibers. Since they have to eat all day long the fresh undigested grass would be in the same huge sac as the mostly digested. It's more efficient to have different sacs depending on digestion status.

[i-am-a-fish]

thank you very much

that is all I needed from this post, all other sides of tumblr this post is yours now. do whatever you want here. it's your post now. it's free land, an open world. your sandbox

[starsoftheevening]

Though it's more complicated than that-

Each compartment has different jobs

If I remember correctly, one of the compartments hold hardware and that's it's entire job

[i-am-a-fish]

NO MORE LEARNING!

you're FREE.you have LAND!

FROLIC. YOU ARE FREE!!!!

[lemon-lilly]

Are we not free to share information Fish? You cannot say we are free yet tell us what we can and cannot do, I am free to learn am I not.

[shin-tsucommunist]

...she impulse on my sv till i caffeinated animated redstone innovator my behaviour's crazy can't phase me impulse is never lazy tango why would you betray me now my scope is aiming better run for cover from all the ghast balls that i be taming without a sound without no hesitation my creations are amazing better watch your step or the g team will end up blazing who's the better team there is no controversy but before it's said and done you'll be begging us for mercy

[lemon-lilly]

I hate it, give me twenty

[aureachaos]

Jimmy and Scar wheeled over to the enemy side and Scar took out (I think) three people

Edit: He shot four people

[inendedtheanxiousturtle]

Love the fact that Season 1 Episode 1 of Game Changer involved the players' SOs taking part in the show and temporarily betraying them by providing personal information... and Season 7 Episode 1 is just Sam's wife absolutely handing half of his life over willingly to the show.

[lemon-lilly]

If this show has taught us nothing else, it has taught us that you cannot trust your partner not to betray you comedically for a game show, and at least one point

[thatsthewrongwallcraig]

Write it shitty, write it scared, write it without a clue but don't you be so spineless and have an AI write fanfic for you.

[lemon-lilly]

Always remember that you can add content filters to your site skin so that you literally can't perceive this garbage, just copy paste this in there and 90% of it is gone (at least what people have tagged)

.blurb:has(a[href*="Chat GPT"]) {

display: none !important;

}

.blurb:has(a[href*="ChatGPT"]) {

display: none !important;

}

.blurb:has(a[href*="AI"]) {

display: none !important;

}