I don't want to die. I just don't want to exist.

Inended 🙃 29 😶 stoner 🥬 headset jockey 🎧 loner 🎟 audiophile 🎶 bookworm 📖 TV junkie 📺 nail guru 💅and professional fuckup at your service 💯

[fuwaprince]

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[samreich]

i'd like to see AI try and replace this work

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[dankmemes23]

[romint-drake]

How it started

How it's going

[lamaison]

Legal Eagle asking "are you covered to have an open flame in the studio?" and a producer worriedly yelling "we're not!" as Ally goes to light a bong they filled with real whiskey is maybe the hardest I have ever laughed at an episode of Game Changer.

[little-bisexual-gargoyle]

can we just have anna garcia host a show for dropout already? she looks so adorable in the host getup.

[inendedtheanxiousturtle]

Sometimes to save your job you have to go in after several weeks away and have one of your panic attacks in office for them to realize they want you home getting therapy like you've been trying 🙃

[gamechangershow]

game changer rulette 2 gifs without context

[valtsv]

if you're an adult behaving immaturely i'm not going to "treat you like a child" about it because i have a lot of respect for children as an oppressed and vulnerable class of people. i will however treat you like an embarrassment. which you are being.

[valtsv]

[dogpuppy]

[liquidpaperfoundation1]

My Very Punctual Wife Gets My Night Worm can also be used to remember the order of the planets in the solar system!

[cryptid-on-a-string]

Mercury Venus Pearth Wars Goopiter Maturn Nuranus Weptune

[the-haiku-bot]

Mercury Venus

Pearth Wars Goopiter Maturn

Nuranus Weptune

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[inendedtheanxiousturtle]

My fellow unstable Crafters!!! HOT NEW PRO TIP JUST CAME IN.

PUt your liquid glue in the LID of an empty pill bottle. You can stand your Qtip up and close it upside down!

[inendedtheanxiousturtle]

Get fired for going awol? No thank you.

Show up to work during a major depressive episode after a panic attack after falling off my meds? NO thank you.

Debate suicidal thoughts for the first time in several years because it'll show them, pestering me to do the job I signed contract to do, when I'm dead and they wanna pretend they loved me and miss me..? Yeah I'll think on that excessively long.

[jasmineiros]

[shitswiftiessay]

also, its sister tweet:

[dandalfthe-gay-deactivated20251]

How could you forget:

[galacticism]

[slushi-chan]

Had to add this gem

[therobotmonster]

Pouring one out for Poison Junior.

[n1-adora-fan]

Worlds prettiest princess stays unbothered despite the yelling

[inendedtheanxiousturtle]

Wanna pin this at my work desk.. including the words "Worlds prettiest princess stays unbothered despite the yelling"

Makes me wanna look at that while a caller yells and just remember that their emotions don't need to have a full effect on mine. We'll talk it out. 🤷‍♀️😘

[operationslipperypuppet]

i love her so much goddamn

[gaydavidtennant]

dont you EVEERR try to tell me you're scared of getting queerbaited by good omens ever again rachel talalay answered the question "what is the story about" with literally just "aziracrow"