when life gives you lemons...

(#tuser)luz // she/her // i make gifs sometimes

[usergif]

(insp.1/2)

[lemoncupcake]

i officially only have until august 4 to write and post the 2 ted lasso fics that i've been thinking about for like a year before they become canon non-compliant instead of post-s3 😬😭

[lemoncupcake]

i just learned that phil and ellie are apparently already married??? girl where are the dress pics?????? if they're out there and i'm just not finding them, someone pls share

[argentsunshine]

well you know what they say. when you've invested billions of dollars into hammers every problem looks like a nail and you keep handing these hammers to your users and they go "i don't really think i needed this hammer" and "but i don't have any nails that need hammering in right now" and "this is not a nail this is a glass vase that will break if i hit it with a hammer" and "didn't you used to have, like, other tools avaliable that might be better suited to this job" and you tell them to suck it up because you've replaced all your screwdrivers and wrenches and box cutters and crates and ladders and paint with hammers because your shareholders need to see an increase in value from your hammer investments

[galileosballs]

[three-blogs-in-a-trenchcoat]

I love how Leverage went

Here's the cat burglar. She wears comfy clothes and has zero social skills. She has sex appeal but only if you're into a very specific type of woman, and crucially she has zero idea she has it. She probably doesn't know what an innuendo is.

Here's the hacker. He's a Black nerd, and also the most moral character of the bunch. He's a nerd but also not socially awkward; in fact, he's the second best at grifting, right after the person who's been doing it for decades.

Here's the muscle. In his heart of hearts, he is a chef. He is tough and manly but he uses that to look out for the working class and children and everyone else the system leaves behind. He's feared by politicians and he reminds his friend to tip the delivery person.

Here's the femme fatale. She's over forty years old, and she's the one seducing the mark. She's the heart of the team. Her calling is to be a director. She loves attending her own funeral.

Here's the mastermind. He's the only one who doesn't start out as a career criminal. He manipulates his own crew, kills two people after promising them he won't, and takes deals behind their back. He was in seminary school.

Also, here's their nemesis. He's Mark Sheppard.

[lemoncupcake]

confession time since i am now a little obsessed with heated rivalry....

i understand how the sex is important to the show and i would not take it away. but i hate the way people are talking about it. this is not porn, pls stop sharing with the world in general and then the actual cast the fact that you got off on watching it.

it makes me feel so so icky, actors truly have to be built different to deal with that shit. you couldn't pay me enough to hear that and not want to kill somebody

[stillgotscars]

in honour of valentine’s day, here’s a virtual friendship bracelet for all the swifties in my phone:

~~🤍🅛🅞🅥🅔🪐🅨🅞🅤▫️🅣🅞🌙🅣🅗🅔🤍🅜🅞🅞🅝🌙🅐🅝🅓▫️🅣🅞🪐🅢🅐🅣🅤🅡🅝🤍~~

[yearningendlessly]

tumblr temporarily killing the site without warning just to add an arrow through the heart animation for valentines, never change <3

[laaanat-deactivated20220929]

These 🌹💐🌹💐💐🌸🌺🌹🌺🌷🌸💐🌺🌹🍫🌹💐🍫🍫🌹🌺🌸🌷🍫💐🌸💐🌺🌹🍫🌷🌷🌺🌸🌷🌺🌸🌺🌹🌹🌹🌷🌺🌺🌸🌺🌹🌹🌷💐🌸💐💐🌺🌹🌸💐🌸🌹🍫🍫🌺🌷🌹🍫🍫🍫 💐🌷r for my mutuals on this valentines day <3

[lemoncupcake]

trying to scroll in the app and i keep hitting the share button by accident if i send anyone anything i'm sorry 😭

[darkbluetennessee]

showgirl single run so far is ophelia -> opalite. what do you think should be the third?

elizabeth taylor

father figure

eldest daughter

ruin the friendship

actually romantic

wi$h li$t

wood

CANCELLED!

honey

the life of a showgirl

Voting ended onFeb 8

[yenvengerberg]

#my blind queen

[evanzbuck]

Ilya felt like his smile was going to split his face. He was overwhelmingly happy. Shane was beaming up at him, eyes bright and freckles crinkled, and Ilya loved him. And Shane loved him. Holy fucking shit. Shane Hollander is in love with me.

[princessnamora]

Brittany O'Grady as Shelby Jansen in It's What's Inside (2024)

[lemoncupcake]

if you're wondering, these made me legit tear up tysm 🥹

[lemoncupcake]

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[scam-alerts]

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-Bee