turtleposting but EVILLLL

secret nsfw blog of @3turtl minors DNIIIII 20 enby chock full of estrogen any pronouns

[lemonhoneyturt]

bwuhhhhh temporary mini intro post

heya! basic info!

im iris/turtle, you can call me turtle/iris, im currently 19 20, tiny little taiwanese girl-adjacent girlboy girl girl, and i have a little shell that i can store beers and urtext scores with im demisexual so funny business is kept to a minimum but a girl still needs to hornypost sometimes lol, also panromantic hot ppl r hot

owned and taken by my dearest owner, the prettiest doll in existence @lovelyhauntingx <3 interests and hobbies! :3

im a classical musician by trade (in music school studying composition!), but i really like all flavors of music! talk to me about music and if you let me ill infodump you with all kinds of harmonic and structural analysis! also a vivid enjoyer of origami and other crafts! also love love the arts talk to me about arts i will make out with you with consent fav games include: OneShot, OMORI, Superliminal, The Stanley Parable, Webfishing, etc :3 kinks n stuff o////o bwuhhh technically a switch but also simultaneously huge ass sub, sometimes might imagine myself post-op for funsies, maybe ill write songs for the frick of it but dont count on it, welcome to dm me stuff you think about me or death threats you extend like an olive branch towards me hornyposting might include: -masochism -light bondage -petplay -intox -cnc/dub consent -objectification/free use -plushie stuff? ill think about it yes plushie stuff i am literally a plush limits: -scat -detrans post may be not sexual, or sexual, or you cant tell, or not even *i* can tell :3 t4tftw

MINORS EXPLODED

ok dont explode if you wanna interact with me go to my main blog more than welcome to talk about non sexual gay yearning there but i will block you here

ok i realized mutuals can see eachothers liked? what? unless i can turn that off then probably not, keep exploding just gently and knowing that i wish you to have the bestest chocolate chip cookies ever

i am literally a plushie i am filled with cotton and i am so warm to cuddle you can pick me up and squish me and ill think bweeeeeeh >w<

[milkbonezy]

A person who's into objectum and watches those "stuck in a washing machine" type pornos explicitly for the washing machine element

[lemonhoneyturt]

plushies

[girlgirlboobies]

yeah im a real fuckin pervert,,,, i like being,, c,, ccuddlled,,,, and,,,, kiisseddd >////////<

[mevil]

[yay-bunnies-zone]

posing sweetly with her toyfriend

[esthermika]

plushie and bunny bestest of friends!

[kicksagain]

🫵 your plushies like it when you kiss them

[esthermika]

this is true! can confirm!

[lemonhoneyturt]

hot tip you can sometime find plushies on beds and u can cuddle them its good

[esthermika]

plushie is a creature of love. every day millions of pushies share their love with the people who cuddle them.

[lemonhoneyturt]

What's your favorite place to kiss your plushies?

(ooh my first ask hehe)

i like to boop them on their lil noses!

or maybe their tummies tooooo hehe

[lemonhoneyturt]

trying to kiss someone as a plushie but i dont really have a mouth in a people person sense so i end up just booping the person i wanna kiss while theyre sitting there like aww you wanna kiss me? hehee and ill just have to wait for them to pick me up and make out with me properly because im too small to do it properly

[regiplushi]

this makes me wanna rp with someone pretending to be my plushie that wants it...

[2coolrobot]

Every plushie wants it silly!!!

[lemonhoneyturt]

plushies naturally and instintively crave affection from their owners, whatever form it may take <3

[lemonhoneyturt]

oughb i fell down the chair again abywyas i have a crab friend called paul

[pancakeke]

this is me btw

[lemonhoneyturt]

yummy orangy

(ignore the vacuuming)

[achesspiece]

my first act as president is legalizing objectum marriage

[esthermika]

in plushie world, everyone gets a cute plushiefied version of themselves to carry with them. just a small plushtoy that kinda looks like you so you always have a friend on your journey.

[violentoffender]

[redfagdiver]

I wanna be scrubbed I wanna be scrubbed I wanna be scrubbed I wanna be scrubbed I wanna be scrubbed I wanna be scrubbed I wanna b

[grade-a-smoocher]

BE ROMANTIC WITH YOUR PLUSHIES!!!! Put your head between their little plush legs and rest it on their belly!!!! Arms are in PERFECT range to stroke your cheek and chin and boop your nose!!!! Hold their hand!!!!