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star trek tos au where all the uniform boots look like this
this is for everyone who was upset that i didn't match the boots to their uniform colors
Monster Lawyer Case 1: The grave robbing horseman
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Jonathan: Pleasure to meet you Mr……
Jonathan: Actually forgive me, but I don’t know your name.
Headless Horseman: You can call me horseman.
Jonathan: *Looks between empty space where head is, then back down at carved pumpkin on the table that the voice emanates from.
Horseman: *Looks over at Marvin, senior lawyer partner of MFD law firm, waiting in the corner.
Horseman: You sure this kid is a lawyer? He can’t even look me in the eye when talking to me.
Jonathan: I’m thirty seven, not a child.
Horseman: And I’m over two hundred and fifty, so shut it.
Jonathan: Point taken.
Jonathan: I know you’re the headless horseman, but I don’t recall any legend ever mentioning your actual name so I wished to be respectful.
Horseman: Respectful indeed considering I was paid to put down this little democratic experiment of yours.
Jonathan: It’d be best not to mention that in court.
Horseman: Truth is I can only become who I was once I get my head back.
Horseman: Until I do I am cursed to search for my head and be this monster before you.
Jonathan: We can use that for sympathy with the jury; they tend to eat up emotional gut wrenching stories like this.
Jonathan: Now, you mentioned you are being held by the Hudson Park service for grave robbing?
Horseman: For the record I was not grave robbing; do I look like a sick bastard who gets his schwanz hard by digging up corpses?
Jonathan: But you were caught in the act of digging numerous holes at a cemetery.
Horseman: I’ve been digging holes up and down the length of that verflucht river for centuries trying to find my head.
Horseman: It’s not my fault that you American’s keep building things next to it.
Jonathan: So what you’re saying is that in your mind it being a cemetery was not on your radar, only that it was near the Hudson river?
Horseman: Most of the time.
Jonathan: Most of the time?
Horseman: Where else would you put body parts if not at a graveyard?
Jonathan: Medical hospitals, museums, art displays-
Horseman: Art displays?!!
Horseman: *Smashes fists against the table
Horseman: Is that meant to amuse me?!
Jonathan: *Throws up hands apologetically
Jonathan: I assure you I’m not.
Jonathan: Some people believe that there is nothing more beautiful than the human form and body, so naturally there are those who taken to turning it into art pieces to admire.
Horseman: …….
Horseman: You’re not ficking coming on to me are you?
Jonathan: What?! No-
Horseman: Because I had one of those necro-lover lawyers before and your friend here had to stop me from ripping their arms off when they tried to kiss my neck stump.
Marvin: My apologies for that unprofessionalism.
Marvin: Though you did rip one of their arms off; which was a rather inconsiderate yourself.
Jonathan: *Looking more nervous as he eyes his client.
Jonathan: I think I can get you out of being sent to jail but it’ll have to be with an insanity plea.
Horseman: Do I look insane to you?
Jonathan: I look insane just by talking with you.
Horseman: *Light from carved pumpkin enlarges, flames licking out of the carved eyes and mouth.
Horseman: What. Did. You. Just. Say?
Jonathan: *Takes several gulps before steeling his nerves.
Jonathan: Look, let’s examine the facts.
Jonathan: You are a walking corpse that uses a pumpkin to replace his lost head and have spent centuries terrorizing the Hudson valley searching for what is now most likely a pile of dust collecting under the foundation of a Macy’s.
Horseman: *Flames burn even brighter now, forcing Jonathan to recoil slightly from heat
Jonathan: But!
Jonathan: You are driven to this by a curse placed upon you not of your own doing.
Jonathan: Forcing you to walk the earth, keeping you joining the afterlife, trapping you in an endless cycle of pain and suffering.
Jonathan: Your existence now is a cycle of nothing but endless torture and dread as you desperately scramble on your hands and knees from one hole to the next searching for your final rest.
Horseman: *Says nothing but flames dim slightly
Jonathan: So, we play the insanity card along with your story which will play heavily on the heart strings.
Jonathan: While that is going on, I will reach out to both the British and German embassies for them to intervene in your case.
Marvin: Why involve them?
Jonathan: By my record the horseman is still a German citizen, and he is still under the employ of the British crown as his contract was not formally ended; meaning both parties will have an investment in stepping in.
Marvin: It’s an interesting tactic, but a long shot mind you.
Marvin: The British would argue that his contract ended upon his death, and the Germans might say that as part of the Holy Roman Empire he does not have formal citizenship in the modern Germany.
Jonathan: *Nods in agreement
Jonathan: True, but narrative wise if it is leaked to the public their opinion would shift the matter.
Jonathan: To the German people, hearing one of their lost heroes is still trapped in this hell unable to receive the proper sendoff he deserves would make a ruckus.
Marvin: And the British?
Jonathan: They’d most likely be panicking that someone on their payroll has been terrorizing the American countryside for two centuries and they’ve done nothing about it.
Jonathan: *turns back to the Horseman
Jonathan: We also have treaties with both countries with regards to the returning of fallen soldiers, so they would apply their own diplomatic pressure to have your head located and returned to you.
Horseman: *Quiet as the flames die down and return to normal
Horseman: I’ll admit that never occurred to me.
Jonathan: Forgive me for asking, but was your whole plan just keep digging holes until you found your head?
Horseman: When you say it like that it sounds stupid, but yes.
Jonathan: *Turns to Marvin
Jonathan: I think we’ll win this one.
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Ao3 All-Time Stats: Omegaverse Edition
Thanks to the amount of support I got on my 2025 Ao3 Omegaverse stats, I decided to make an all-time version. Below are the top 100 ships, alphas, and omegas of the year, as well as the top 50 betas!
I have also compiled the top 50 f/f ships and the top 50 female alphas and omegas!
how do clowns reproduce
Well, when a mommy clown and a daddy clown love each other very, very much…
kidding
It all depends on the breed of clown you have, and they're ancestry! Some clowns lay eggs, while others give live birth— litters being more common than a singular bab (But again, this all depends! Don't stress if your silly friend only had one, just get both checked up with a certified clown vet, or at least a clown friendly vet, to ensure they are both healthy)
Some seemingly pop into existence. Could the pure desire for jollies (baby clowns) be enough for a grown clown to have a litter come into reality? It's more likely than you think!
All in all, the process involves a lot of silly play, some tomfoolery, and loving honks
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"You're such a clown!"
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Although the Scary Clown is considered an endangered breed, with few confirmed sub-breeds, it exhibits considerable variation. These "variants" often adapt within the niche, sustaining themselves on attention derived not from joy or whimsical intrigue, but from eliciting fear.
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It is a truth universally acknowledged,
*Scrolls past*
*reluctant sigh*
*scrolls back up*
*rebogs*
Danny: Why are you so angry?
Damian: How dare you speak to me, peasant.
Danny: Saying things like that, make it hard for people to approach you.
Damian: Good.
Danny: .....I like it. It gives you moxy. We're best friends now.
Damian: What?
Danny: I'm Danny Fenton by the way. Here this is my phone number. I'll message you when I get on Doom. You play viedo games right?
Damian: No.
Danny: That's okay. I can teach you.
Damian: I'll deliver you to the Grim Reaper
Danny: Oh, cool, a Goth! I had a friend just like you-
Damian: Why would I care about-
Danny: This means I know you would love to go to Dark Poetry Night and an environmental clean-up art event on the same day. *Hands over flyer* I can pick you up around three, and we can get dinner, then make it to poetry night. What time is your curfew
Damian wide eye: Father expects me to be in bed at ten pm.
Danny *nodding*: I'll get you home by nine then.
Damian breathlessly: Okay.....
Danny: Great! Later! I'll text you!
Damian: What....what just happened?
Tim: You just experienced why Brucie Wayne is so powerful in the galas. That's what happened.
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Dead on main x omegaverse
Danny had met plenty of knot head alphas who had either flirted with him since he was an omega or bullied him since he was a male omega. He had resigned himself to being alone, especially since he had died.
Then, he met Red Hood, an Alpha who was known for not putting up with knot heads in his haunt, known for protecting omegas on the run from knot heads who wouldn’t take no for an answer. Danny had to fight back a blush.
Jason had met plenty of omegas in his life who acted like fainting flowers, reinforcing the stereotypes that people like Bruce and Dick had to fight to break through for most of their lives. He hated those kinds of omegas.
Then, he met Danny, a scrappy omega who broke the Joker’s nose during their first meeting and protected a bunch of street kids by volunteering to be dosed with fear gas during their second meeting. Jason was never so glad he wore a helmet.
Crime Alley knew that the new scrappy meta had a crush on Red Hood. All of Red Hood’s goons knew Red Hood had a crush on the meta who bit Scarecrow on one occasion.
It was everyone’s mission to get those two together.
There should be a dp x dc ver of Danny's class stranded in the middle of nowhere and they are unaware that they are being recorded live for the entire world, with the superhero communities pressured to find them.
I’m not much of a writer but brain worms hit me hard and I tried my best.
The villain that kidnapped the kids didn’t really know who the kids they kidnapped were. All they needed was a large group of them and hijacking a whole field trip bus seemed to be the fastest way to check that part off the list.
All of Amity Park 10th grade class were on a week long field trip to go study a new ruins site recently uncovered. The mayor having connections to it had set it up for them and is paying for everything.
None of them are happy Vlad set it up but they will all happily spend his money. Everyone goes on this trip prepared to try their best to bankrupt this man.
The next thing they know though is they’re halfway there when some gas starts coming out of the vents. Quickly knocking them all out in one go.
The villain, now with a newly acquired bus of fresh hostages, drops the kids off in the survival area they created that’s filled with traps, dangerous creatures, the whole shebang. Clearly made so that some kids will die even if the JL find them quickly once they start the stream.
So Mr/Mrs/Mx villain have set up everything and are fully ready to relish in all of these random kids waking up and panicking. They’ve already started live streaming to the world before the kids even start to wake up.
When they do they do so slowly, enough time to really make people watching start to squirm
Now the JL were already all swarming to a meeting the moment the stream went live and they’re already trying to figure out how to find these kids.
From here idk what the villain is doing this for but it could be one of two reasons (or both)
1) JL has something or someone they want or something only they could manage to get a hold of. And they’ll just keep those kids hidden and basically in hunger games like arena until they get the macguffin.
2) They’re doing it to basically try and make the world lose faith in the JL by making everyone watch a group of kids suffer and die while the JL runs around like chickens with their head cut off trying to find them
The kids are fully starting to wake up now and the villain is already gloating over the live footage
The JL are stressing already on what’s gonna happen to those kids. They’re especially worried about the kids reactions when they’re all coherent enough to fully comprehend the situation they just woke up to.
But no one watching was prepared for the first reaction they got.
A kid with black hair and blue eyes that recovered a bit faster then everyone else is the first one to really get a look at their new surroundings and the first thing out of that twig of a kid’s mouth is
“Ah man not this shit again”
Which makes everyone watching, including the villain, pause…cause that’s not a normal reaction a regular kid would have to this particular scenario.
Zero people watching were expecting those words strung together at the moment
It all just becomes more confusing for everyone watching as every single kid there has a similar reaction of annoyance if not just mildly perturbed.
What even more so throws the viewing parties off is when the kids immediately get down to business on making plans with one another.
All weirdly enough seeming to look to the initial black haired kid as defacto leader.
“So Fenton you got a clue where we are and who put us here?”
A blond kid with an athletic build and a letterman’s jacket asked.
“Nope not a clue, or at least not any of the usual suspects normal shticks standing out right now. Tuck you got anything?”
This “Fenton” kid said turning to the boy next to him who’s wearing a red beret and going to town typing on…is that a PDA??
“Not a thing here either, no nearby Wi-Fi or cell connection either, looks like we’re completely isolated wherever we are”
At that a few kids just huff or groan but none seem panicked at all or stressed in the slightest. All of them perking back up when their apparent leader speaks again
“Okay welp we’ve all done this song and dance before, let’s spilt up to the usual groups. A-listers with me. We’re gonna find some improvised weapons and check around for anything dangerous.”
He points to a goth looking girl next to him.
“Sam’s group, go with her to find food, water and shelter in case we get stuck here for a bit if we can’t figure a way home soon”
He turns back to the beret kid
“Techie’s with Tuck see if you can’t find a signal nearby or cobble together something to get a connection to reach further….just don’t wonder too far this time please we don’t want a repeat of ‘The Incident’”
That cryptic mention being the only thing so far to get a slight bit more emotion out of the kids but one more so laced in embarrassment rather than any fear.
And at that all the kids set off to their apparently regular tasks for the situation at hand.
…
The villain is silent…
The JL are silent…
The worldwide viewers are silent…
…
The villain starts up again, slightly flustered.
“Well..those kids MAY be acting tough now but they have no idea the dangers in store for them. So hurry to follow my demands or I’ll start to unleash my deadly creatures on them…if the traps don’t kill then first”
That monologue kicking the JL back into gear on coming up with a way to track down where these kids are.
As time moves forward and the JL are trying to find the kids the more they get to watch these kids in action.
The kids all seem fine and are able to handle everything thrown at them with a practiced ease.
The longer it takes though the less worried the JL are about the kids safety in the moment and the more worried the JL become of WHY this random group of kids are unreasonably good at surviving everything.
The JL need to find more information on where these kids are all from…
I can imagine the viewers are all slightly more impressed than worried.
Of course, the heroes are alarmed that these sophomores run such a tight ship the Navy Seals are blushing.
But it's impressive how calmly Fenton took charge and how smoothly the groups set about their tasks.
The villain's attempt at gaining notoriety has failed.
Instead, Danny Fenton and the Casper Class are raised to figurehead status
The footage of the Casper high class is now mandatory viewing for all new members of Teen Titans, Young Justice, and even the Justice league. Batman gives his kids a disappointed scowl because they would have had at least one fight before getting it together like that class did.
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Danny hadn’t planned to be pregnant at 15, but when it came down to it, it was the only option to save Ellie. Also, apparently being a pregnant ghost means all of his usual enemies were now babying him to the extreme. It also meant that when he thoughtlessly mentioned how his favorite hero was Martian Manhunter, his ghost friends decided to kidnap Martian Manhunter straight from the watchtower, and bring him to Danny.
Meanwhile, the watchtower is in chaos after Martian Manhunter was kidnapped by beings claiming to be sent by the ghost king to retrieve him.
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