the void (but in a dank way)

[just-shower-thoughts]

A vampire who falls in love with a human technically has a food fetish.

[lemonpievoid]

Actually it would be a food wrapping fetish

[lemonpievoid]

Hate it when the question is like "give your opinion"

Like ?????

My brain is a chewed gum and you still expect me to have my own opinion

[pukicho]

HEY remind me to never think about forgetting again. The concept scares me. good night

[lemonpievoid]

Said Shakira, whilst writing Can't Remember to Forget You

[apatheticmaniac]

plot twist:

i’m not actually a narcissist, i am god

[lemonpievoid]

Why not both

[lemonpievoid]

Can't understand when people say "I broke my nose", like, stop whining your nose doesn't even has bones

[lemonpievoid]

Best thing I've ever found on my life

[lemonpievoid]

I've been trying to do my project for so much time and

It just looks like a shitpost

[lemonpievoid]

[lemonpievoid]

Someone: describe yourself in three words

Me:

[lemonpievoid]

Not to be homophobic or anything, but apartments are way better

[catchymemes]

[lemonpievoid]

Took me a minute

[lemonpievoid]

Not to be racist or anything but why am I alive

[valtsv]

stop trying to get me to go on a date with you and just accept that you will never have what me and the shadow people who watch me when i have sleep paralysis have

[lemonpievoid]

then i shall hide in your closet to learn with them

[blacksapphic-deactivated2020052]

i should turn myself into an earring and maybe some lesbian would finally want me

[lemonpievoid]

ay lil mama lemme whisper i yo ear

[kaijuno]

[lemonpievoid]

what if we’re doing it in the wrong order and if we press all of them correcly a secret path will open on our TV

[meme-time-blog]

I see you being negative

*sprinkles positivity over you*

[lemonpievoid]

*sneezes* guess I'm allergic

[bigdikdaddyd69]

This is the "fuck" vocabulary

[lemonpievoid]

The fuckabulary