skelleton

go ahead and pop that beanie back on

[energyprison]

Having a job is an awesome way to stay hydrated because you get so bored you start drinking water just for a little excitement

[ashenmind]

god if there was a book of forbidden spells I wouldn’t even hesitate

[guerrillatech]

[itssjanedoe]

[cyberxbattalion]

[cyberxbattalion]

[copepods]

i like working at plant store. sometimes you ring up someone and there's a slug on their plant and so you're like "Oh haha you've got a friend there let me get that for you" and you put the slug on your hand for safekeeping but then its really busy and you dont have time to take the slug outside before the next customer in line so you just have a slug chilling on your hand for 15 minutes. really makes you feel at peace with nature. also it means sometimes i get to say my favorite line which is "would you like this free slug with your purchase"

[copepods]

@holyknuckled you get it. lterally what are we here on earth for if not to occasionally impose gastropods upon unsuspecting customers. this story is delightful

[lintubintu]

@holyknuckled like that?

[holyknuckled]

oh? my god???

yeah, Exactly like that

[mikkaeus]

[zooophagous]

My car is getting serviced and this auto shop has a shop dog and he's ridiculous. Look at this guy. This is a grown ass man.

[macrolit]

15?? More like 5.

[grapefruiters]

how many of these have you visited?

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All 54!

Voting ended onNov 10, 2024

if you've been in one but not sure if you should count it (stopping in an airport, for instance) count it

[imissthembutitwasntadisaster]

"the world isn't kind" ok??? Much more importantly are you?????

[whatsupwalnut]

"the world isnt kind" skill issue. I am

[wontonsoupinthemorning-deactiva]

message to all bitches

please survive

[realfootage]

someone: hey what do you think of (paranormal topic)

me, wise in the ways of the unexplained: well its either real or its fake

[thewuzzy]

i’m obsessed with the mum from ponyo. driving single lane on a cliff edge? drift those turns in your nissan cube. husband has to work an extra shift? tell him to fuck off in morse code. pet fish turned into a child on your driveway? adopt her. town drowned in a tsunami? leave your 5 year old in charge, he’s the man of the house now

[brainrotdotorg]

ideal woman to me and i am not kidding

[poisonedcure]

SHE SHOULD BE AT THE CLUB

[lastoneout]

I don’t think the club could handle her

[trashdogpenultimate]

i am NOT a bite risk. do not listen to them

[calcium-supplement]

im a bite guarantee

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

juice disappears faster than any other liquid it is a frightening world we live in

[deepinourengines]

im pregnant and its nobodys. it aint even mine

[puter-wizard]

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