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klaus: you don’t want to mess with me. i cry REALLY easily.

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reminder that this blog, while not politically focused, supports BLM. bootlickers and racists aren’t welcome here, and never will be.

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olaf: when it comes to disguises, subtlety is key.

esme: you were dressed like a cowboy.

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klaus: what kind of tea is this?

olaf: oh, i boiled some gatorade

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here to remind everyone that count olaf never released a bad track.

it’s the count? banger.

look away? bop.

keep chasing your schemes? slaps.

not how the story goes (ft. lemony snicket and the baudelaires)? goes hard.

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duncan: hey, have you been yelled at by violet yet?

isadora: ha! i’m not scared of her.

duncan: so that’s a no.

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sunny: what if i pour coffee in my cereal instead of milk?

klaus, walking by and taking the coffee pot: what if you don’t?

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dewey: I AM AT A LOSS FOR WORDS!!

narrator: despite being at a loss for words, dewey yelled at frank and ernest for the next 30 minutes.

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duncan: do you think i could fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?

quigley: you’re a hazard to society.

isadora: and a coward. try 20.

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tfw ur watching how i met your mother and neil patrick harris is in it and all u can think of is count olaf and asoue

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the baudelaires when count olaf disguises himself and tries to get their fortune again

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violet: oh come on! when was the last time we did something rash or irresponsible?

klaus: i keep a list. it’s alphabetized.

sunny: i’ve seen it. it’s pretty impressive. there’s even coloured tabs for if we almost died doing it.

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mr poe throughout the entirety of a series of unfortunate events

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Hello. I have some groundbreaking theories regarding ASOUE on my Tumblr. Could you take a look?

sure!!

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violet: count olaf is very dangerous and we need to be very careful when approaching him.

klaus *beeping an airhorn at count olaf*: get FUCKED

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violet: *does something cute*

quigley: lol i don’t care.

narrator: but quigley did care.

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klaus: does anyone have any questions?

duncan: ...

duncan: when lightning strikes the ocean, why don’t all the fish die?

klaus: questions relevant to the job, duncan.