Constant Contradiction

Isn't that what we all are?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i'm begging you guys to start pirating shit from streaming platforms. there are so many websites where you can stream that shit for free, here's a quick HOW TO:

1) Search for: watch TITLE OF WORK free online

2) Scroll to the bottom of results. Click any of the "Complaint" links

3) You will be taken to a long list of links that were removed for copyright infringement. Use the 'find' function to search for the name of the show/movie you were originally searching for. You will get something like this (specifics removed because if you love an illegal streaming site you don't post its url on social media)

4) each of these links is to a website where you can stream shit for free. go to the individual websites and search for your show/movie. you might have to copy-paste a few before you find exactly what you're looking, but the whole process only takes a minute. the speed/quality is usually the same as on netflix/whatever, and they even have subtitles! (make sure to use an adblocker though, these sites are funded by annoying popups)

In conclusion, if you do this often enough you will start recognizing the most dependable websites, and you can just bookmark those instead. (note: this is completely separate from torrenting, which is also a beautiful thing but requires different software and a vpn)

you can also download the media in question (look for a "download" button built into the video window, or use a browser extension such as Video DownloadHelper.)

[snekberry]

Mary on a Cross - TMA PMV

[catchymemes]

[kleefkruid]

My dad was dealing with some mixed feelings so I told him "In therapy when something is too complicated to do a simple 'pro and contra list' we sometimes do an excercise where you imagine all these mixed feelings around a table in some kind of conference, letting each tell their bit and you leading the debate."

and my dad didn't really respond and just stared ahead so I kept preparing lunch. Until a few minutes later when he suddenly piped up: "I am having a bad time at the conference"

[neoneggs]

me: wow I'm so happy I found this podcast called the magnus archives. it ended over a year ago, there's no new content, i can listen to it in peace

the magnus archives social medias about to publish some earth-shattering new content

[crazy-brazilian]

[lemursrcool]

i am jealous tho😭

[jaubaius]

Cat: “Holy fuuuck, what’s this dude on?!?!”

Source

[daisytrails]

no but matt and jen are such a cute couple

she hulk has dedicated a lot of time to showing that no one will be right for jen unless they treat she hulk and jennifer the same. and they’ve show countless men do the opposite

the very first time that matt is around her in her hulk form, he calls her “jen” while she is actively using her hulk strength to pick him up.

he is the first man (who is also a potential love interest) to do that. to look right at her (kind of) in her hulk for and call her jenifer. i’m pretty sure he’s also the first person to not acknowledge when she switches her forms. he just treats it as if nothing has changed because at the end of the day she is still jen no matter what she looks like

even if they don’t end up together in the long run i hope they stay friends because jen is severely lacking people who will treat her like one person

[jasontoddiefor]

The no kill rule is not about Bruce just uwu not wanting to become a murderer it’s about knowing that no person is morally infallible and omniscient and you cannot be judge jury executioner and that you are allowed to keep this last bit of innocence that you do not have to live with the burden of someone else’s crime you shouldn’t have to give away a part of yourself just because someone else decides to commit a horrible crime it’s not about whether the Joker deserves death it’s about whether someone should bear the burden of becoming a murderer none of you fuckers know why the death penalty is bad

do you think a Batman who holds little kids to get them to safety can pick them up with the same two hands that took a life? Don’t they deserve better? Doesn’t he?

[thememedaddy]

me irl

[metamorphesque]

― Salma Deera, Letters From Medea

[text ID: The centre of every poem is this: / I have loved you. / I have had to deal with that.]

[youngavengersfeels]

[aidashakur]

[sunlightandsin]

Can you fucking imagine how funny would it be if there's a Wayne Family Rule that says the kids can bully Bruce as much as they want but he absolutely cannot bully them back?? Because he'd be too good at it?

I'm just sitting here maniacally chuckling at the thought of Bruce matching Jason's " I hate being around you people" energy. JOKINGLY, TOO.

Like. Jason is once again yelling, " YOU THINK I LIKE BEING AROUND YOU GUYS? BEING AROUND YOU TO DRAG ME IN YOUR MUSHY FAMILY STUFF? CAUSE I DON'T!"

And Bruce has a tiny, teasing smile on his lips, " Okay? You can leave if you want, Jay. Who says I want you here?"

Record screeching. Alfred drops his cookies. Damian slaps a hand over his mouth. Jason, who's been stunned in silence, is like FINE. FINE. Even if Bruce calls after him.

He makes it to the door but collapses on his knees. Just out here screaming and wailing, crying, dying a second time, etc

Next shot is apologetic Bruce rocking a sobbing Jason in his arms while a tired Dick stares into the camera like he's in the office

[teathattast]

Shhh... there there. It's time to rest. Tomorrow is a new day

[gretahayes]

Jason to Bruce: Yeah, well Mom would have killed the Joker for me!

Bruce: Jaylad, I can't-

Bruce: Who is 'Mom'.

Jason: Talia, duh.

Dick: Yeah, Bruce, duh.

Dick: Wait.

Dick: What?

Damian: I was not made aware of this development.

Tim: You think she'd still kill him if she's asked nicely, Jay?

Jason: Probably.

Tim: Hm.

*Later that day*

Duke: The Joker was killed in his Arkham cell, apparently. No evidence left of the killer, but it wasn't a quick death.

Dick, looking Tim dead in the eyes: Oh wow, I wonder how that happened?

Tim: A mystery, truly.

Duke:

Duke: Not that I'm complaining, right, I'm as happy about his death as the rest of you. But would Bruce be okay with this?

Jason, from across the Manor: WHICH ONE OF YOU EVIL FUCKS TOLD TALIA THAT I WANTED TO COME BACK TO NANDA PARBAT OVER THE SUMMER???

Damian, pouring his cereal: Maybe you should VISIT MOTHER MORE OFTEN, YOU HEATHEN.

Dick: We care very little about what Bruce is okay with here.

Duke: I'm starting to get that, yeah.

[omegaverse]

[lesbian-toddhoward]

shlock brain hurt

[omegaverse]

not his name.

[empathviv]

shamrock going proper mental innit

[omegaverse]

not even his name.