What it says on the tin...or Shell, as it were

I suggest carcinization! mod uses he/they

[isuggestcarcinization]

I can't find the og but this is literally me if youre mean to me youre mean to this

Evolve into crab today!

Carcincize!

Become Crab!

Becoming crab has many benefits such as:

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and more!

hi im Crab im a Crab i evolved into Crab because this isthe ultimate form of being. i m more powerful than you couldever be

My penits is massive

my pronouns are he/they/it/Crab

[the-muppet-joker]

The Bug Leagues are very time consuming. Blood tests. Background check. Strange medications. Mandated bug therapy. Its a fucking pain in the ass is what it is!

[isuggestcarcinization]

Might I make a suggestion...?

[isuggestcarcinization]

You ever like. Get a headache in a spot and go "if i popped open my carapace here it'd feel so much better!"?

Wwell

Dont dooo that

[isuggestcarcinization]

Everyone get fat

[ladyofthebookcase]

japanese spider crabs are CRAZY btw

what do you mean this isnt a subnautica. why do they just look like that.

[isuggestcarcinization]

Its peak performance

[lifedoesntdiscriminate]

Are you killing staff for a specific reason?

aside from terming hundreds of transfems? they just killed bethany

[isuggestcarcinization]

THEY KILLED BETHANY?????

[lifedoesntdiscriminate]

and what if i killed staff

[aphrodite-is-tma]

please do it milton

[lifedoesntdiscriminate]

yes ma’am o7

[isuggestcarcinization]

yesssssss go kill staff

give em' the long claw of the

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[isuggestcarcinization]

@dieeisenkaiserin get well soon <3

[crabsinvideogames]

Lobsters in Games: Tomodachi Life

[isuggestcarcinization]

ough oh ah yeah oh yeah ya yes yes yes yesssss

[countinglobsters]

There are 7 crabs in this post

[isuggestcarcinization]

i love you

[ilajue]

miss kungpowpenis-ing people

[starlightomatic]

K

[two-calicos-in-a-trenchcoat]

U

[wrongguess]

N

[claracaboozle]

G

[sisyphean-metamorphosis]

P

[ladyofthebookcase]

O

[incompetentcloudkingdom]

W

[queensunderscoreruin]

P

[isuggestcarcinization]

E

[shalmonsdraws]

am gamin g

[shalmonsdraws]

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[shalmonsdraws]

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[shalmonsdraws]

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[shalmonsdraws]

am gamin g

[herpsandbirds]