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hey I'm L! [they/she] 30f, poly lesbian, the goth gf in love with all of my friends - you should totally download me what's the worst that could happen 🥰 -- All original posts are tagged "kitten politics", dumb sad yearning posts tagged "s"

[lena--beana]

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[horse-is-a-horse-of-course]

Kevin still visits the grave.

[squeakitties]

the prawn bomb exploded into shrimpnel

[squeakitties]

a lot of people were krilled

[lipsredxasarose]

"don't let it bother you" first of all, everything bothers me

[milfsisyphus]

how to relax and enjoy life for beginners

[kosmogrl]

one of these days I’ll feel fine and wonder what the well I was so worried for

[stealthrockdamage-deactivated20]

"is it possible for a [thing] girl and a [different thing] boy to be in a relationship? 🥺" i'll stop you right there. get a notebook cause i'll only tell you once. men and women are not allowed to date each other

[mihych]

Interpretations

[jeniferprince]

we really, really should. 🚬

another piece for my noir series ;)

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[mutantrenegade]

You know Jones soda cap, as a tumblr user i can actually say i think I have.

[ozempicofficial]

[ouroborosorder]

this fucking sucks. I got soul-bonded to a living weapon who takes the form of a beautiful girl. But she has no fucking joie de vivre about it. I keep trying to do combined dramatic attack cries but she’s all like. “No that’s embarrassing” and “just kill him, don’t waste time.” she won’t even let me name her finishing move. I think she only has a finishing move because it’s just a reliable path of least resistance. This fucking sucks

[rowan-e-ravenwood]

new top contender

[ballgame]

[romi-tls]

[largishcat]

okay now that we’ve a had couple lesbian blockbusters and milfs are having a romance moment, we need to bring back the manic pixie dream girl. she was never fuckin suited to fixing all the problems of some boring twenty year old everyman, but you know who could actually benefit from a quirky free-spirited blue haired girl with pronouns (she/they)? a newly divorced forty-something mom who’s trying to learn how to be herself for the first time in her life

[aleshakills]

*getting too in the weeds of the worldbuilding of a horny tumblr post* Okay I get that you're saying princess, but honestly the dynamic you're describing here seems more like you want to be a duchess or even a lower noble

[aleshakills]

You wanna be the villainess in an otome anime

[aleshakills]

This has nothing to do with historical accuracy by the way. It's about the genre conventions and the internal logic of the scenario. If you wanna be a princess getting kidnapped by a dragon or running of to faerie, go for it. If you wanna be a prize locked away in a tower, or an aspiring despot, be a princess.

If you want to have an intense homoerotic rivalry with another girl you met at magical boarding school, you're the daughter of a marquis at best.

[amazonclimber]

I will say, thinking about it, that you can have an intense homoerotic rivalry with another dragon’s princess if you’d like.

[lacy-isnt-graceful]

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