Lenny Langley - LenCo Card Company

I'm Lenny and these are my cards.

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The best thing you'll hear all day. Period.

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From our “Large Text” series of cards.  This one let’s the people you love in your life know that Flag Day is A-Okay.

Hear more about this card here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IyXbI_Pt3Yk

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It's Flag Day - you know what to do.

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Custom Birthday Card - A woman in my neighborhood asked me to design a birthday card for her grandson.  She didn't know what kind of stuff he was into, but I think I was able to figure it out pretty easily.  I had to scan his photo since she don't know how to use a computer.  That cost extra because I had to rent out a room at the library.  He's got a real babyface, so I ran with that.

Only LenCo takes the time to turn your deepest grandmaternal instincts into something worth sending to a young man.

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It was reported this week that the NSA has a telephone ‘time machine’ that allows them to listen to calls made abroad.

That’s just one of the phrases you’ll hear tonight on NBC’s newest hit sitcom “Crazy Guy On A Subway Platform.”

http://www.washingtonpost.com/world/national-security/nsa-surveillance-program-reaches-into-the-past-to-retrieve-replay-phone-calls/2014/03/18/226d2646-ade9-11e3-a49e-76adc9210f19_story.html

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Get Well Card - We've been getting a lot of requests for these types of cards and here is our latest to come off the assembly line.  

A lot of times, sickness is pyschosemantic. Our "Get Well" cards always take a little bit longer to create because the sentiment has to be strong enough to actually change a sick persons brains.  

Many people don't think that a greeting card is capable of doing such a thing.  Well those people probably never got a LenCo.  If you want a person in your life to stay sick, get them some kind of trash card at the pharmacy.  If you want the real-deal-sentiment-heal, then buy my cards today.

#LenCoMakesPeopleFeelBetter

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Purim Card - Purim is a Jewish holiday that focuses on being generous and donating to people that are less fortunate.  

One thing is for sure: Nobody feels unfortunate when they got a LenCo sitting on their mantle.  Get yours today!

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Snow Shoveling Card - This one is from our "Manual Labor" series.  What I noticed when I did some shoveling around town a few weeks ago, is that a lot of these rich condo cheapskates just hand you money all bear-knuckled, like you're a stinkin' animal or something.

Why give money when a LenCo card will do?  After all, money comes and goes, but sentiments can never be lost.  Give them this card instead so, at the end of a long day, they know that they've got proof of a job well done.

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Daylight Savings card - "Whoa!  Is it that time of the year?"  It sure it.  A lot of people feel like Daylight Savings is a bi-annual nuisance.  After all, it's the one time out of the year when naggy elderly people actually give you useful information.  This card takes things a step further.  I don't just remind my loved ones to move their clocks ahead, I also include a tip to help them maximize their efficiency.

It's always TIME for a LenCo card!

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Marty Gra Card - I made this one for celebrating Marty Gra. I got so much good feedback on this one from the people at the library.  It's one of my most colorful too.

That's because you don't have to travel to New Orleans or some other dumpy town to celebrate a regional holiday.  With a LenCo card, the celebrations come to you.

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Here's my card for Ash Wedesday.  Happy Holidays to all that celebrate.  Here's hoping whatever you gave up won't matter too much this month.

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After pressure from gun control advocates, Facebook has agreed to delete posts from users looking to buy or sell weapons illegally or without a background check.

According to Mark Zuckerberg, any further discussion of illegal weaponry on Facebook will have to take place via a Buzzfeed quiz.

http://news.yahoo.com/facebook-delete-posts-illegal-gun-sales-170751168.html

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A local podcast interviewed me about my cards.  Here's an excerpt.  You can hear the whole thing here: JellyVision Episode #119 - Lenny Langley from LenCo Card Company. Don't forget to Like our Facebook page.

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Goodbye Card - Share it with a departing co-worker today.

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Landlord Card - Landlords love February because it's the shortest month of the year and everybody forgets to pay their rent on the 28th.  I put this card in with my rent check today to let my landlord know that I'm on to all of them.  Lousy sneaks. 

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Another LenCo innovation!  This is a card that you send to people to tell them that you want them to come do something.  This is a birthday version that was inspired by my time at The Mellow Mushroom during the JellyVision Live Podcast.  I think I might have my next birthday party there.  

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ENGAGEMENT CARD - This card was made for some locals that I know; a real set of lovebirds that just got engaged.  I actually drew part of it myself, which costs extra.  Also, I got banned from the library for a few days for putting my hands all over the monitor.  So I'll probably charge a little extra for lost time, but whatever.  If you can afford an engagement ring, then you can afford a LenCo card.

You know, jewelry gets stolen, but LenCo cards are keepsakes that even common thugs and criminals revere.  Say "I Do" with LenCo.

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CONTEST TIME!

We're having a contest! Whoever gets the most people to Like my page this week, will get a free phone consultation and custom LenCo card. Just tell whoever you send to write *your* name on our wall. This prize can also be gifted to a friend.  I'm running this contest so that it doesn't get botched this time.

https://www.facebook.com/pages/Len-Co-Card-Company/645029848878396