lots of noise

the universe works hard but I work harder

[flunkett]

all i do anymore is display symptoms

[theonevoice]

For a moment I thought they were going to spend eternity together in the cosmic bookshop writing the whole universe back in existence in the blank books...

[evil-twink-reg]

every time someone draws marauders fanart of james remus sirius and someone else without peter an angel dies

[wizardelf]

[bumblebeebats]

Found my 53yo very-much-not-online father in the kitchen today meticulously arranging cutlery on the countertop and i was like 'what are you doing' and he looked up at me with the world's most shit-eating grin and said "Your mother told me this is how you rick-roll the Youth" and i looked over and it was fucking. Loss.jpg.

[bumblebeebats]

i must stress that he's never seen the original comic. My mother simply showed him the shorthand symbol and he memorized it. As far as he is aware this is just a fucking hieroglyph that deals instant psychic damage to everyone under the age of 30

[bumblebeebats]

[vonkarmic]

i think taylor swift wishes she was bisexual because she knows it would make her slightly more money. whereas sabrina carpenter wishes she was bisexual so she could have sex with someone who looks exactly like herself. and ariana grande wishes she was bisexual because she did too many designer drugs on the set of wicked and now she has kin memories of being glinda for real

[junglejim4322]

Why did 4 months of this year go by in like a week

[junglejim4322]

Where am I

[eitlean]

I watched dreamsmp every day since the lmanburg festival and nothing will ever come close to how surreal the exile arc was. People had to start saying c!tommy and c!dream because people on twitter thought that dream was actually abusing tommy and it was getting dangerous??? Tommy would ring the prime bell and there would be THOUSANDS of twitch primes in his chat within seconds. You couldn’t even see the regular chats because there were so many. Every exile stream was genuinely terrifying because you had no idea whether or not Tommy would DIE. Mexican dream showed up. The following stream dream destroyed the entire area and Tommy almost killed himself. The whiplash was fucking insane.

[hiveswap]

We'd get one of these notifications every day

[dsmp-heritage-posts]

DreamSMP Heritage Post

[dustbunniees]

tbh my biggest problem with go3 is that aziraphale and crowley do stuff that affects the plot and actually makes a difference in the story #notmygoodomens. my ineffables do NOT save the world, they are there while the world is saved

you’ve taken the two most useless beings in existence and you made them make a decision. look at them. they’re suicidal now

[st4bie]

are you a good suicidal boy (neil perry) or a bad suicidal boy (nigel colbie)

[throwupgirl-deactivated20240906]

it’s sad “rest in peace HOTTIE” isn’t a meme but a YouTube comment I found about the behind the scenes of the exorcist amd the deceased playwright jason miller because I think of it all the time and want to use it for other things

[realgodofficial]

i was not passing well in my class full of bigots and so my wonderful himbo friend kept saying “ok BOYS lets do this” or “YES LADS” and just. made my absolute day and also week. anyway allies show us you care it makes us feel great thanks

[kushblazer666]

[homunculus-argument]

I'm not a catholic and have never even seen one up close, but I think the pope should start excommunicating people on the reg again. Just start publicly going "you know what, fuck you, you can't sit with us. You're not allowed in church or heaven on the grounds of being JD Vance. Eat shit and go to hell."

Stir shit up a little. What's the point of being the mouthpiece of god if nothing you say has consequences.

[xeno42alpha]

they’d have to hold anouther Vatican Council for that, as funny as excommunicating the snivelling litte bitch Vance would be

[homunculus-argument]

Oh, that's lame. Why does the pope have a council he has to answer to. Doesn't he have some kind of mandate of heaven over the catholic world. I always thought he's free to do whatever he wants.

[serenityslain]

I feel like there’s got to be some example in the annals of Catholic/Papal history as to why he isn’t free to do whatever he wants without a council but I’m just not well versed in that to think of anything in particular.

[notoriouscarrotman]

I think one of them excomungated or however you say that the previous pope's corpse. So I'd say probably something like that

[homunculus-argument]

The catholic church needs to return to its roots and start doing outlandish absurd shit again. Boring calculated everyday run-of-the-mill intentional goal-oriented human cruelty that they do on the reg these days is getting really bland.

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

merlin lowkey has no reason to be in arthur’s court like he’s kind of been co-opted over the centuries into some sort of advisor character but that is simply not what is going on 90% of the time. he just shapeshifts into different people and tells horrible prophecies and gets trapped in some rocks and dies. no motive no method. helps no one. purely there to cause problems. rest in peace to the least helpful person of all time

[shockimage]

[thesituation]

my stance on the trans athlete debate is always and forever going to be that sports should be completely desegregated because humans have one of the smallest levels of sexual dimorphism in the animal kingdom and the disparity we see between male and female performance is entirely caused by social factors rather than anything biological. “should trans women compete against cis women” i think cis men and cis women could compete fairly but that’s apparently a little too spicy for people to wrap their minds around bc they’ve been told their whole lives women are biologically inferior & never thought to question that. or wonder if it’s maybe a self fulfilling prophecy of some kind. are women biologically inferior or do they appear so because patriarchy demands that of us?