lenarrrrrrrrrd

twitters: @elenacresci sewing things: http://seamlessblog.wordpress.com/ mental health: http://talkmentalhealth.tumblr.com/

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[seagramsgingerale]

Me after using duolingo for a month

[funkyfetus]

[neilcicierega]

amazing

[bryonycloud]

is this true

[thebootydiaries]

of course it’s true it literally says it right there??

[toastbutteregg]

don’t question the facts

[fshteeth]

The Hubris of Man (2016)

[thebootydiaries]

is staff ok

[zdarsky-deactivated20200105]

Prince

A couple of years ago I got to see Prince in concert. He’d just finished—what? His fourth encore? Fifth? I lost track. It was crazy.

He left the stage again. Everyone kind of looked around, that thing where a crowd scans each other to see if we’re all in agreement that this is over, that there’ll be no more encores.

The house lights come on and people stand, put their jackets on, and prepare to shuffle outside, completely satisfied with this three hour concert. And then his voice comes out of the speakers, from backstage, booming.

“Where’re you going? Don’t you know I wrote ALL the hits?”

I thought I was going to die laughing. And then he came out again for one more song. Just one more.

[staraptor]

theres a guy in the #pokemon url tag throwing around homophobic and transphobic slurs and its so gross 

[lememearrow-deactivated20140119]

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH SOMEONE SAID SOMETHING ON THE INTERNET I DONT LIKE BETTER CRY ABOUT IT AND SCREAM LIKE A LUNATIC

there is no such thing as a slur

[staraptor]

this is the guy for the record

[keristraszas-deactivated2015081]

nsfw = NEVER SAFE FROM WALUIGI

[fashionkawaiiasiancute]

[guardian]

A charity shop is begging people to stop donating copies of 50 Shades of Grey

A charity shop in Wales is begging people to stop donating copies of 50 Shades of Grey.

Oxfam Swansea’s owner Phil Broadhurst said the shop had become “a retirement home” for copies of the first book and its sequels. They got so many, they built a fort out of them.

[texnessa]

Doing the Dark Lord’s work.

[obscenewasteofbandwidth]

ahhh Wales, they would probably prefer “50 Shades of Wool”.

[lenshappythings]

can confirm

source: me, a Welsh person

[guardian]

A charity shop is begging people to stop donating copies of 50 Shades of Grey

A charity shop in Wales is begging people to stop donating copies of 50 Shades of Grey.

Oxfam Swansea’s owner Phil Broadhurst said the shop had become “a retirement home” for copies of the first book and its sequels. They got so many, they built a fort out of them.

[lenshappythings]

[outosumi-deactivated20190903]

Two women talking about a transwoman using women’s restroom.

Lady A: He is in there only to peep on women.

Lady B: Were you there to peep on other women?

Lady A: No.

Lady B: Neither was she.

Lady A: She is a he!

Lady B: Are you a he?

Lady A: No.

Lady B: Neither is she.

Lady A: But he has a penis!

Lady B: Have you seen her penis?

Lady A: Yes!

Lady B: Then I firmly believe you are the one who did the peeping.

[fuckthisshittheyrealltaken]

oooOOOOOoOOOHHHHhhH SSssHHhIIITTtT

[just-shower-thoughts]

The word “swims” is the same upside down

[bella-likes-nutella-and-aca-blog]

smiws??

[eazyintheheezy]

upside down, not backwards. silly.

[bella-likes-nutella-and-aca-blog]

Ethan. If you turn a w upside down you get an m.

[eazyintheheezy]

oh i see what you mean. You’re kind of visualizing it like a flip side of a coin or card, take the word “swims” and turn it upside down by actually turning it 180 degrees. 

[bella-likes-nutella-and-aca-blog]

THATS WHAT UPSIDE DOWN MEANS

[eazyintheheezy]

bella do me a favor and literally write down the word on a piece of paper and turn it upside down

[bella-likes-nutella-and-aca-blog]

OKAY BUT I DONT SEE HOW THATS GONNA 

oh

[bella-likes-nutella-and-aca-blog]

[whatthebec-deactivated20150323]

when u make new friends and u don't know how to act around them yet

[jonbutter]

chopped contestent burns for her sins

[humoristics]

More like every week

[ohshititsgreg-deactivated201312]

How do you make a backwards b

[furrrball]

d

[ohshititsgreg-deactivated201312]

How did you fucking do that

[saviorofthewhat-deactivated2017]

You made a backwards b in your original post…

[ohshititsgreg-deactivated201312]

That’s a d dumbass.