how the different Batmen would react to you asking for an emergency tampon
*whispering*. “Of course. I do come prepared for any situation. I’m sorry about what you’re going through.” And he uses his cape to shield both of you as he hands it over as to not embarrass you in front of everyone. He might even go home and teach Robin about how to be prepared to help anyone in any situation. Even ones that may not be dangerous, may be embarrassing for the person involved.
*Makes a show out of giving it to you to prove he’s better than Robin. They’re still fighting btw.*
“…Did you look in the bathroom. It’s stocked with everything you might need. Take it all I don’t care.” You’re at his bat cave. For some reason.
“Oh. Sure. Here you go.” And maybe he’s the mildest bit annoyed that you interrupted him but whatever. The issue’a dealt with. He even gave you tylenol with one of those tight lipped old man smiles. And then, “You know those are also good for plugging bullet wounds.”
He holds one out to you, looking at you intensely. “You’re unprepared.”
Is it a judgement, an observation, a snarky remark? You have no idea there is no way to possibly tell when he speaks in the same tone of voice constantly, but he’s making you feel awkward so you snatch it from him and leave.
“I don’t even know what that is. You’re on your what? Well…Can’t you just make it stop until you’re back at home.?”
*he didn’t hear a word you said. he’s getting his ass beat. oh no oh fuck. hes dead. fuckkkk. you still need that tampon.*
