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[mollyannice]

Jason Todd headcanon: one time while going through a major park, the Todd’s stop to see a free ballet going on in the park and they were going to just walk by but 4-5 year old Jason stops and just gets enamoured by the dancers and just loves to watch and Willis watches his son fall in love with the pretty dresses, the dancing the strength of the male dancers lifting someone above their heads while looking so graceful and his heart breaks because ballet can be so expensive but he goes searching for a program anyways only to find nothing and feeling he let his son down again and having to sit his son down to tell him he can’t do ballet all while feeling like shit.

[damianimated]

At Target this lady told her son he couldn’t have a Wonder Woman doll because “that’s for girls” and then bought her daughter the same one. It got me thinking about how often I see people bar young boys from appreciating girls/women as protagonists and heroes, and my own experience with it as a kid.

[keijijit]

[demilypyro]

it's funny how "press F to pay respects" was such a gigantic meme that it seems to have permanently affected the way we talk online. people use it completely genuinely and unironically. had a bad day? F. died in a videogame? F. I see it constantly in Discord, Twitch and ingame chats. like it's actually being used as common shorthand. when it only gained prominence because of how hilariously stupid this screenshot is

[just-an-eggsaladsandwich]

I saw someone complain that Lobo didn’t play a big enough role in Supergirl (2026). But I think that’s the point of his character in the movie. Yes, he’s there gratuitously, but that’s the point. He’s playing the role so many female characters have had to play in “male-centric” action/superhero movies. Female characters have long been relegated to being side characters that have no real effect on the plot. Sure, he helps out in some scenes, but he is still there for the audience to god “omg Lobo!”

I can also get behind him representing the devil on Ruby’s shoulder by encouraging her to kill Krem btw.

[bigboysdrinkmilk]

Why is there a diarrhea parasite outbreak in America?

Because Donald Trump and his Republican allies cut funding to disease prevention and control.

Why is measles back in America?

Because Donald Trump and his Republican allies, including RFK Jr, cut vaccine and measles prevention funding and programs.

Why is the New World Screwworm infecting cattle in Texas, when it had previously been eliminated from the area?

Because Donald Trump and his Republican allies, including Elon Musk, cut USAID funding, which in part worked to monitor and prevent screwworm outbreaks.

Why was there a flu outbreak in our armed forces?

Because Donald Trump and his Republican allies, including Pete Hegseth, cut vaccination requirements for our armed forces, putting all of them at risk alongside our military readiness.

What contributed to the Covid outbreak?

Donald Trump and his Republican allies cut funding to a pandemic prevention program in his first term because Barack Obama had created it.

“America first” sends its regards. Trump voters, please learn your lesson. And if you don’t, it’ll be taught to you again with yet another diarrhea outbreak.

[bigboysdrinkmilk]

[mollyannice]

I hate untagged fandoms in crossover fics, especially in tv shows I can’t stand.

[magnusraydar]

I truly think Tim is insanely narcoleptic cuz this mf cannot stay awake for the life of him. I can just imagine them during a stakeout.

Jason: I hate stakeouts. They take forever and they never show up when we think they will.

Dick: Well, it gives us more time to bond!

Jason, cringing: i think we had enough bonding time for a lifetime. I'd prefer you stay in your own rooftop corner.

Dick: Little wing. :(

Damian: Can you focus? You're going to lose them if you keep bickering!

Jason: Can you not focus for us? We're taking shifts.

Dick: Guys?

Damian: When did you say we were taking shifts? I did not hear anything about shifts coming from your idiotic fat mouth.

Dick: Guys.

Jaosn: IDIOTIC?! LOOK WHOS TALKING YOU VICTORIAN CHILD WANNA BE--

Dick: GUYS! WHERE THE HELL IS TIM- I MEAN RED ROBIN!

They all pause looking around.

Jason, listening intently: Do you hear... snoring..?

Damian: Yes, I think i hear it too.

Dick: I think it's coming from over here.

They find Tim sleeping atop a air conditioning unit, snoring as the thing rumbles beneath him. The noise and motion do not wake him up, or even stir him.

Damian: Tsk, leave it to Drake to sleep through everything.

Dick: Names Robin. But yeah... id thought all the yelling would wake him up by now...

Jason: Didn't he sleep through a roller-coaster? And didn't he fall asleep during his exgirlfriend's confession about cheating?

Dick, concerned: How do you know that?

Jason: Research.

Damian: and we call Drake the stalker.

Jason: Hey! I didn't know--

Tim continues to sleep through the arguing.

Dick: Maybe he's narcoleptic..?

Bruce on coms: Atleast he's not asleep in active danger... I'll get him tested tomorrow...

Tim snores on

[keijijit]

[its-not-lookin-good]

Yes, UtH is a tragedy, but aging Jason up too much before he gets put in the Lazarus Pit really robs you of the comedy of a 16-18 year old doing all that.

[c0nstel]

its sooo ridiculous lol, every time i see panels from lost days i think of this (spot the difference)

[dirixxarsn]

feet not ever touching the floor. i imagine hes making sketchy mischievous deals with these grown ass men and theyre trying reeaaaalll hard not to laugh in his face

"erm id like some military supplies pls!" like what are we even doing atp

[gamblinwastes]

^ him during all this

[mollyannice]

I swear I can usually tell every Jason apart when fandom talks about the different Jason’s about 99 out of 100 times but if someone says the name Shane my brain goes to the buzzfeed unsolved mystery guy and I get so confused on why he is playing professional hockey before remembering heated rivalry exists

[spookberry]

lowkey kinda hate how all the pride flags are just stripes, can we get some shapes up in here pls

[schnuffel-danny]

OK bisexual (czech)

[spookberry]

Hell yeah 🤙

[the-ghost-king]

Biczechual

[mollyannice]

I dream of one day working for dc comics and if I ever do I would fight to write a comic that a story point in it would be that Jason and Tim find out they are actually biological brothers. I would do it by making Willis Todd a sperm donor. I would make it come out that Janet and Jack Drake had fertility issues so they used in vitro treatments and the plan was they would use Jack Drake’s sperm but they switched it out for Willis’s sperm because Jack’s sperm got dropped. It’s because of dumbass timjay fans who like shipping a taboo ship but make dumbass excuses why “technically not incest”.

[nudityandnerdery]

From the media that brought you "Millennials are killing [insert industry here]" articles for years and years and years, now we have....

"Hey, Gen Z, we're gonna relabel vacations into something else now and tell you how you really should be wary of taking vacation because it might impact your financial future."

This is a goddamn dystopia, we know this, right?

[rabid-transcendentalist]

[winteriine]

genuinely this reminds me of that one tumblr post about that cult indoctrination technique where they make unreasonable requests of you, and when you refuse, suddenly it’s YOUR fault for having a sense of self-care. it’s YOUR lack of commitment, YOUR lack of dedication — not the insane request of a company that does not actually care about you.

the idea that failure is an individual failing and not the oppressions of a broken system.

this is just flat-out manipulation. it really always has been, but this is the form it’s taking nowadays. crazy

[fyrmayj]

*sigh*

Hey OP it would've been nice of you to include a link. A lot of people are upset because of the interpretation that this is talking about vacation... it's not.

"...Gen Z are taking time between jobs to have time out."

Like. Yeah, it's still misleading to call it a micro retirement, but it's at least talking about time Not Employed At All, and not just...vacation / time off while returning to the same work. It's talking about leaving space and time between one job and the next.

Full article here (if you have Firefox you can tap the icon in your url that makes it text only and avoid the paywall to read more):

‘Micro-Retirement’: The New Career Trend Rising Among Gen Z

As “The Great Retiree Return” trend rises, so does the Gen Z "micro-retirement" trend. Discover what these age reversal trends mean and how

[nudityandnerdery]

That's an entirely different article than the one I was quoting, hence why it's saying something different and the text in the screen shot I included isn't anywhere in that article.

This is the original article, which they've also rewritten to make it a little less god-awful- they original version of it is still available on archive.org.

[mollyannice]

Loook at my pumpkin!!!!

[rabidactyl]

I love your pumpkin! This is my pumpkin! I didn't plant it but it showed up anyway!

[mollyannice]

That is so cool!

[mollyannice]

Hey, you're really cool and awesome

Thank you! You are awesome too!

[mollyannice]

Loook at my pumpkin!!!!