[aloverofallseasons]

David Bowie in the 'Man Who Fell to Earth' (1976)

[samshepard]

candy before beer youre in the clear. beer before candy hurricane sandy

[leonsbuddydave]

ozzy

I met a traveller from way the hell off

who said: two gigantic, fucked-up rock legs

be out there in the middle of goddamn nowhere

right next to them covered in shit some kinda big face

looked pretty pissed & upset & whatnot

all damn covered in words

“yo ozymandias here, this my shit”

“better than your shit, get fucked buddy”

not much else tho, just sand

shitloads of sand all over the place

[samshepard]

candy before beer youre in the clear. beer before candy hurricane sandy

[dabneycoleperson]

[tonyzaret]

I don’t need to go out and get “turned up” to have a fun time!

[oliviawebsite]

i love you and we will make it thru this together

[toriel-2]

relapsed on boar hunting

[escuerzoresucitado]

[werewolfetone]

[the-grollican]

working in an office is just like being in a horse movie except the horse is a printer. im the only one in the office who can make it work and its because the printer and i have a special bond. its a wild and untamable spirit and we are going to win the big race

[consulships]

when i first adopted my roman senator from the shelter he was so traumatized from being attacked by an angry mob in the forum that he would just curl up in a ball with his toga and whimper all day. but with careful support now he will eat olives from my hand without growling or biting or filibustering. it's amazing to see what love can do for senators<3

[lentils36]

Steven pinker disproves his own writing by inciting violent tendencies within me

[conceptofjoy]

fuuuck um maybe

[conceptofjoy]

say less.

[pope-is-crying]

saw this absolute king at the Paris Miku Expo

[lonely-goblin-with-a-jar-of-dirt]

The prophecy was true! <3

[pitoframbling]

He is dancing, dancing.

[girlnephew]