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the aversge tim drake fan

[timblrdrake]

How does it feel having an anon thirsting after your brother's "toddies" in your inbox after your brother was caught on camera at a gay nightclub drunk off his strangely flat ass?

y’know what, not fantastic, but it does make me feel a little better that you called his ass “strangely flat”.

[leobats]

can i anonymously thirst over you in your inbox instead

[batmanasks]

Is it true that youre in a situationship with the joker?

Hn. No comment.

[leobats]

HOLY SHIT LADS HE COMFIRMED IT BATJOKES IS CANON

[ratzdoarts]

A few more barts cuz I can't sleep

[leobats]

why the fuck does bart allen have that much hair. his greed sickens me what the fuck man share some for the poor is that where lex luthor's hair went

[papayafromtv]

every now and then i remember how funny the lego batman Dick Grayson adoption story was. like, Dick was just a fanboy in an orphanage who decided it would be cool if Bruce Wayne was his dad, so when he met Bruce he straight up just asked if Bruce would adopt him, and Bruce wasn't listening to a word this kid was saying because he was distracted, so he just assumed Dick wanted an autograph and signed the adoption documents in Dick's hands, and then he just got in his car and drove off. Alfred had to be the one to go back and get him, just sighing as he opened the car door like 'well, i guess it's legal now, you better get in'. like that's gotta be top ten funniest fucking ways for Bruce to adopt a kid. i think that method should be used more, and i personally think it should be used by Tim.

like- fanboy/stalker child Timothy Drake; knows his parents suck and he decides he wants a new dad. and who would be fucking better than the man he knows for a fact to be Batman?! i want Tim to straight-faced no fear just march up to Bruce during some kind of event with guardianship papers he's already forged his parents signature on, deciding to face-to-face randomly ask this man to be his new dad.

Bruce is not paying attention to anything this kid says, by the way. Bruce is trying to leave the event because Jason's with him and he wants the kid to get an early night before school the next morning. there's press and people asking for pictures swarming the street between him and his car. it's too loud, he's got Jason clinging to his hand and trying to keep up from behind, and there's so many people clamouring for his attention that when this little kid somehow manages to slip up to his side, paper and pen in hand, that he vaguely remembers as one of the kids in his neighbourhood, Bruce just quickly scrawls his signature where the kid points and then tries to shove the paparazzi back again.

Jason's the only one who notices, having tuned out all the other visual and audio mess because he trusted Bruce to handle it. when he sees the glee on Tim's face his hand slips from Bruce, and while the man steps away to demand everybody clear a pathway to his car for him and his kid, he leans over and actually reads what Bruce just signed.

he looks at the paper. he looks at Tim. he looks at the paper.

it's genuinely the funniest fuck up he's ever seen the man do. he visibly has to hold back laughter as he claps Tim on the shoulder and solemnly declares, "welcome to the family, weirdo." before Bruce reaches back to grab him by the sleeve and tug him away again.

Tim goes home to pack his bags and then smugly shows up at Wayne Manor the next day, where Jason lets him in and shows him to one of the empty bedrooms. Alfred spots them and stops for a minute, wondering if this is something he should be involved in. then the kettle goes off and he figures it's not his problem. Bruce does not clock that there is another person unpacking and starting to live in his house until Tim sits next to him at the dinner table and no-shame starts referring to him as dad while Jason gives him the most shit-eating grin imaginable.

[leobats]

gonna make an mlp au cutie mark hcs for the batfam bc i saw one earlier akfhsksjs (no duke, sorry 😭 i havent read anything about him (at least in comics( and i refuse to use wfa as a source bc its amssacred his charactrr or so ive heard))

bruce - a bat . he got it when he was either training to become batman or when he went down to the cave the first time. it was one of the reasons he chose to become batman, aside from the whole symbol of fear thing or whatever. he covers it up using makeup or something usually when hes out as brucie wayne, so the general public thinks his cutie mark is like cash or whatever

i also hc he got his cutie mark later than most ponies lmao

dick - something related to acrobatics/gymnastics? the trapeze thingy. he got it pretty early when he was learning how to do circus shit as a filly

jason - a stack of books lmaoaoao my boy's special interest is literature hes literally me

itd be interesting if post-resurrection his cutie msrk changed, even ever so slightlt to signify that his destiny has now been changed or corrupted

tim - either a camera or a magnifying glass, but im more partial to the latter. maybe hes lite bruce and covers his cutie mark and pretends its a camera? something to signify his role asba detective

damian - a bloody sword or something? something related to his time at the league. or maybe just a katana. or just a drop of blood. he's grown incredibly ashamed of it and loathes his cutie mark

rither that or a paint brush or pencil and he'd also be a late bloomer like his father, he'd get his cutie mark when he first tries drawing or wtv,, imagine its the cover of a generic manga im sobbing

cass - similar to damian. either a drop of blood/something related to combat or ballet shoes

babs - a computer? something related to knowledge. maybe a book or something i think she's worked as a librarian but igot that from wfa and wfa isnt the most ... canon

either way i dont think she's understoof her cutie mark very well growing up until she got joker'd and became oracle ...

steph - im genuinely lost on this one, idk... i havent read spoiler (or if she had a run at all in the 90s actually) but maybe a grappling hook?? or a domino mask?? she's always been very connected to crime and vigilantism, not only as spoiler or batgirl but also as cluemaster's kid

hm: rowan (oc) - a sun/star, maybe a combination of both? like a half n half

if its a sun rowan would grow to fucking loathe it because he refuses to be connected with their father is any way shape or form

if its a star it would tie in nicely with the star motifs of the cutie marks of the other magic-centric characyers, plus they already have a lot connections with stars and shit or whatever

tbf im pretty sure sunset and sunburst have sun cutie marks and theyre both magic centric but whatecer, i think a half n hlaf would eork best

[robs-your-robins]

Had this crack thought of Carmine Falcone discovering that Selina is his kid but instead of denying her etc, he gets excited because finally, finally, they can unite the families of the Waynes and Falcones.

Don Falcone: I dreamed of this day.

Selina:?

Don Falcone: You're a nice surprise and all kid. Can never have too many kids in a family and daughters, they're precious, ain't they? No, I'm talking about Bruce Wayne.

Selina: You're going to have to run that one by me.

Don Falcone: You two are already a thing. I mean, no pressure but he's a catch, you're a Falcone and... I always wanted to make sure that boy was taken care of. I wanted to make him family and we can do that now.

Selina: We?

Don Falcone: Well, you're my last chance, kid. Sofia doesn't like him or whatever and Alberto... He may be a little off to the side.

Alberto: Homosexual, dad.

Don Falcone: Yeah, yeah, that but Bruce likes the guys too so I tried to set that up but apparently they're both... Y'know. They play the same position on the field.

Alberto: *rolling his eyes*

Selina: And you want me to-?

Don Falcone, nodding: Yes, big big Italian wedding. We can do Lake Como. We will spare no expense. For every grandson, fifteen thousand, every granddaughter, ten or abouts. What do you say, gioia mia?

Selina, who knows that Bruce has a soft spot for kids: I would say... Spring wedding?

[leobats]

shits out a giggle

[leobats]

#whatdatmean ...

[luliadraws]

“that’s a stupid outfit!” says the stupid outfit guy

[leobats]

jason cant say anything. i, however, in fact, can

WHT TH FUCK IS THAT NAME TIM

[leobats]

saw this and thought of the @killing-tim-drake blog im sobbing

[xingiliang]

Edit Credits to starkbox1 on tiktok. ART IS MINE

[leobats]

i really did give the name kaz up for being named after leo valdez huh ...

[leobats]

i will forever treasure dorky middle school braces tim drake

[leobats]

me x bombing my friends with messages for them to wake up to in the morning

[onyxedskies]

that ”it’s cute that you think you can defeat me with the power of friendship and all but i am the devil from the bible” audio but it’s yj98 and it clips to them standing victorious holding hands and grinning

[leobats]

free will exists btw guys happy pride to whatever this thing is