leo/parker @leoinnitt - Tumblr Blog

still will replog here but mostly moved to @leoinnit

cus tumblr dosent notif and its really annoying me

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Clark youre such a nerd

There you are, innocently making brownies in North Dakota, and suddenly fucking Superman is politely knocking on your window and complimenting how good your brownies smell and can he have some please?

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For context, this was when Superman was high off his gills on a piece of mystical kryptonite which affected him like a combination of weed, mdma & psychedelics

So there you are, innocently making brownies in North Dakota, and suddenly fucking Superman, visibly elevated to high heavens, is politely knocking on your window and complimenting (in slightly slurred speech) how good your brownies smell and can he have some please?

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I love how even as high as he evidently is, he’s still very very polite.

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jason sketch to learn the lightning ✨

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@the-jason-todd-impreganator

bro what do i do now. I just. made a new blog and now ita fixed EEAUUGGHDHDJ

URGENT HELP SAVE THE LIFE OF MY CHILD.

Dear humanity,

Please Help Me – My Son May Die at Any Moment.

I'm Amal, a mother of three children, living under the weight of the genocide taking place in Gaza. 🍉

Here’s my story, and I’m reaching out with a hopeful heart 💔✨, hoping someone will feel what my family and I are going through.

My son is suffering from a severe and life-threatening injury after being shot by Israeli drones. He urgently needs medical treatment outside Gaza.

Time is running out, and we are facing a critical situation. I am asking for your generosity to help us save him either through a donation or by sharing this urgent plea with others

I beg you, i kiss your feet, to help my son. My son may die at any moment.

I lost most of my family. I'm afraid to lose my son too 🥺

Mohammed deserves to live a happy and healthy life, just like every other child on this earth.

So I humbly ask you to donate even a little or at least reblog this appeal.

Please Donate now:👇

https://www.gofundme.com/f/join-us-in-our-struggle-save-our-family-from-war-in-gaza

hi is people getting this notif tumblr said it FINALLY fixed my account lmk 🙏🙏

#leo yapps

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Jason, texting Tim: at batburger rn. you want anything?

Tim: i’m in a meeting

Jason: okay

Jason: so what do you want?

Tim: the batburger deluxe without pickles and extra ketchup, as well as jorkerized fries and robin nuggets

Jason: okay fatass

LATER

Jason: come to lobby. i have your food. bitch ass security won’t let me come to you

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i released the corus wayne backstory first ever draft to my server

several people have banned me from their corus wayne themed birthday parties

and some have threatened my life

idk why though their backstory is really wholesome amiright chat

leoinnitt

UOUR SO MEAN THIS IS TRAGIC

Lobodyomy lovotomy lbottomy lovotomy for youuuu

hazzymayy

Reposting last year’s art

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Robin! Jason: Robin gives me magic! :D

Constantine: *suspicious side eye glaring* Hm....

Bruce: oh come on, just because I have a high chance of being consumed by evil if I do magic -which is why I'm not allowed to do magic- doesn't mean he will! That's just a kid's saying! Constantine: uh huh -------------------------------

Red hood! Jason: *all-blades in hand* Sup motherfuckers guess who's back Constantine: I FUCKING KNEW IT

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im sorry what why does bruce have a "high chance of being consumed by evil if I do magic"

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Look at this dumbass he’s so :3

leoinnitt

I LOVE HIM

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ITS 3:30AM GO TO BED

leoinnitt

NO U

oc art blue blue yayay

#blue #oc art #dc oc art

noideamyguy

Look at this dumbass he’s so :3

leoinnitt

I LOVE HIM

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Imagine in the beginning, before Red Hood's goons figure out that he is a baby, they think he is a single dad of a bunch of kids, instead. And it is not like they are wrong, since he does parent all kids of Crime Alley, but they mean not them. They mean Bats, instead.

No one is sure how old Red Hood is. But they saw a single white streak of the hair once, so he is... old, right? And these Batkids, they always hang around him, whining and asking for something - surely, it is his kids? Right? That gotta be it.

Red Hood: Now, back to- Sorry, I need to take a call. Goons: Sure, sir. Red Hood: What... Oh my god, Red. What do you mean, you don't know how to wash the carpet without- Spoiled brat. Okay, listen to me, you first need to get a really hot water... Goons: That's definitely his son being in troubles.

(It was Tim, who accidentally ruined Alfred's favourite carpet. He was in big troubles that day.)

Robin, appearing on the doorstep of Red Hood's den: Scram. I am here to see Hood. Goons, staring at little Damian: Hm-m. Red Hood, pushing them away: Bad day? (Damian wordlessly raising his arms to be picked up by Jason) Okay. It is fine. Goons: Hm-m-M.

Nightwing, whining: You are so boring. Why don't you want to play Twister with us this Sunday? Red Hood, rolling his eyes: Shut up. Goons, overhearing the conversation: Kids, am I right? Red Hood: Huh?

Goons, watching Batman and Red Hood shouting on each other on the rooftop: Hey, do we think Batman is also his kid?.. Goons: (thoughtful pause) Red Hood, completely pissed off by his dad in the meanwhile: I am TIRED of you. Go back to your stupid ass CAVE and think about your behaviour. I don't want to see you AGAIN. Batman: But- Red Hood: OUT OF MY TURF. NOW!!! Goons, staring at Batman, who walks away sulkily: ...HM-M.

Red Hood, staring at the "Best Dad" merch, given him by his goons on his birthday: I am confused. Do they mean kids from Alley, or they view themselves as my kids... What does it mean? Uh. Whatever. It is kinda sweet. Red Hood, on the next day: Thanks, guys. Very thoughtful of you! Goons, high-fiving each other: Sure, boss!