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Leo - she/her - 19 - Random Lesbiab

[distantvoices]

Clifford Prince King

[cybergata]

People who can do this amaze me.

[dragongirlknot]

for the first 10 seconds i was absolutely certain it was gonna be this cat

[asimovsideburns]

I will never get over shit like this

[ivyquinzel]

[the-sappho-of-lesbos]

Source - Butch/Femme edited by M.G Soares

[uuchiha]

[swan2swan]

I can’t believe a humble security guard saved our planet from the aliens.

[thatgalpal]

this is a fever dream right

[aaronexplainsitall]

He fucking DEATH DROPPED

[veeveeganja]

[catchymemes]

[thenatsdorf]

[iamforevercaptured]

@sinister–potato omg his face 😂😻

[sinister--potato]

He’s like “cool, a box” and then 

[jayce]

[brooklynrwhitegrier]

Acrylic paintings by Jessica Spence. Check out her Instagram here. 

[erinndoyle]

CHILDHOOD

[chickquiustheclarinetist-deacti]

THE THINGS

[terracontra]

THAT dog that DOG ITS ONE OF THOSE DOGS

[tobusy-gazing-atstars]

i wore one of those choker necklaces from like ages 6-11

[blisslovehappiness]

RIGHT IN THE CHILDHOOD

[underneaththeflames-blog]

Omg.

[typeolizzie]

Yo, I’m trying to bring back those choker necklaces. Who’s with me?

[kongficioussay]

I had a Pochi robotic dog! I remember I had gotten the wrong robotic dog for Christmas and I was SO upset that it wasn’t Pochi, so my mom returned it and got me a Pochi.

[stylejets]

I STILL HAVE THAT MAP THING

[mangledbones-blog-blog]

I STILL HAVE DOG.

[t0ngue-tied-and-terrified]

I LOST EVERY SINGLE MARKER IN THAT SET

[spider-hands-mannos-deactivated]

Coronavirus

Stop panicking, the overall chance of survival is 98.7%. Yes, this accounts for being elderly, immunocompromised, or a baby. Yes, this accounts for heart and lung diseases. 

You, yes you specifically, have a baseline 98.7% chance of survival. The younger you are, the more that goes up. Most of you are what, 20? Good news, your survival chances just shot up to statistically 99.8%.

Thats if you even contract it at all. Your chances of catching it are pretty low. The younger you are, the lower the chance. If you’re a woman the chance is lower still. 

You’re not going to fucking die from Corona. You’re probably not even going to catch Corona. You have an 80% chance of not going to the hospital, a 90-95% chance of it not being ICU territory if you do, a 99.8% chance of survival and a higher chance of being struck and killed by a car than by this bitch ass virus that dies if you wash your hands. 

So wash your hands, don’t lick strangers, don’t stick your dirty little fingers in your eyes, nose or mouth, and relax. 

[catchymemes]

[windownecromancy]

What fucking witchcraft is this 😂

[mxtomituck]

[warandpeas]

Happy Women’s Day ✊

✨ Get the book: https://warandpeas.contactin.bio ✨

[thenatsdorf]

Who needs a mouse when you have a desk weasel. [source]

[sneakyfeets]

I love how it looks like it’s just existing at several frames faster than the human hand

[wonszu]

I love that lil face <3

[powerfulwizard]

high school teachers: if you don’t show up with a dress and full makeup or a fitted tuxedo to class everyday to college your professors will execute you

college professors: 

[celebrity-pharmacist]

I once had a professor SLAM a thermos down on his desk and say to us “there’s more pressure in my sinuses right now than there is at the bottom of the sea. This thing’s full of NyQuil. I’m going to drink it while I teach, and when your heads are replaced by swirling rainbows, I will cancel the rest of class.” The class ended up being 17 minutes long.

[writersarea]

Your professor was trying to fight God

[digiedits-blog]

[tracer-isms]

I was thinking this guy was fortnite dancing until I realized this is probably where Epic stole it from

[fuckyeahsnackables]

Donald Faison improvised this dance on Scrubs and yes, Fortnite stole it.

[zanillani]

He also wasn’t compensated or credited, and he’s pissed about it