lernzle

I am a lernzle

[guineapiggies]

Via rio_pet_shopp

[rosieandthemoon]

"La Femme-Escargot" circa 1900

[teaboot]

Snirgin Mary. She belongs in a Snurch

[lernzle]

All I can picture is Snirgin Mary's nose smashed against the glass of my aquarium as she snarfs up all the yummy biofilm and algae spots.

[xxemo-hubrisxx]

why your sewing machine is acting up: - tension is wrong - wrong needle size - thread bit stuck somewhere - tension again - needs a deep clean and oiling - you said something and now its offended and refusing to cooperate until you realize your error and beg forgiveness

[bookhobbit]

The first rule of sewing is you can fix anything if you have patience, creativity, and a little bit of extra fabric! The second rule of sewing is AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

[prokopetz]

The problem with wanting to design a villain whose look is military chic but not wanting the result to be too obviously fashy is that basically the entire conceptual space of "military chic but not obviously fash" is occupied by high school marching bands, and you need to decide for yourself whether you're okay with that.

[poetry-protest-pornography]

This is the best one

[ruffboi-mags]

(in case anyone needs context, since i know there's a bunch of younguns who didn't even know the "It's gonna be May" meme... The song playing is NSync's song "It's Gonna Be Me", the guy in the mint green t-shirt is NSync member Lance Bass, and the guy in the pink hoodie is his husband Michael.)

[elephino-but-i-need-a-name]

I need to you all to know that the original caption for this is : “POV your friend mispronounces a word once and now it’s a national holiday.”

[alanaisalive]

The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

[iguanamouth]

oh shit

[throughshadow-to-the-edgeofnight]

[alanaisalive]

As the OP of this post, I’m going to threaten that if this gets to one million notes by the 10 year anniversary on 1 June 2026, one year from today, I will get a lower back tattoo of the loch ness bear monster.

[docd666]

Y'all know what to do Tumblr.

[lernzle]

Yay little monsters!

This guy is in the middle and he's crazy. I love him. I can't remember the designer but it was a super cute panel that I fussy cut and then crazy pieced. Lots of pride quilt scraps in this bad boy. They're little rainbow crazy roses with monsters inside.

[lernzle]

Making some progress on the quilting. Got 6 more blocks done. It's so fun!!! ♥️🧡💛💚🩵💙💜🩷

[lernzle]

Ahhh! The blocks are done!

[lernzle]

Yay little monsters!

This guy is in the middle and he's crazy. I love him. I can't remember the designer but it was a super cute panel that I fussy cut and then crazy pieced. Lots of pride quilt scraps in this bad boy. They're little rainbow crazy roses with monsters inside.

[lernzle]

Making some progress on the quilting. Got 6 more blocks done. It's so fun!!! ♥️🧡💛💚🩵💙💜🩷

[tintoysoldier]

In WWI, a tradition in German regiments was to photograph the tallest and shortest member of the regiment side by side. These photos were then often sold as postcards.

[hoodiegal]

I love how in most of these the tall person looks happy or neutral and the short person looks like they're considering the consequences of killing the camera man

[nasa]

One last look at Earth before we reach the Moon. This view of the Earth was captured on April 5, the fourth day of the Artemis II mission, from inside the Orion spacecraft. The four astronauts will reach their closest approach of the Moon tomorrow, April 6. 

[presidentdragon]

"that time of the month" "monthly visitor" "feminine hygiene products" GRRAH!!! SHUT UP SHUT UP!!! PERIOD!! MENSTRUATION!!!! TAMPONS!!! PADS!! MENOPAUSE!!!!!!!!!!!

[tyke-dyke]

VAGINA!!!!

[presidentdragon]

[lastoneout]

[a-mel0n]

reblog if you’ve had an online friendship that’s lasted more than 2 years

[martenfangs]

[x]

[lernzle]

You know what? August wolverine really tracks.

[mothman-etd]

Item: A Fork In The Road Rarity: ✶ Rare

What video game decision still haunts you?

Feed your dashboard by answering my question, blogger.

Dragon Age: Origins

Take a pinch of the Ashes

2. Defile the Ashes

[lernzle]

Omg killing Bendak Starkiller on Taris during my first play through of KOTOR. That dark side point earned message on the UI is branded on my mind's eye...

[celestial-fang]

Being a bisexual emperor must be the most stressful shit in the world. You go to the inner palace and all your wives are scheming. You go to the outer court and all the male concubines that you promoted to viziers through nepotism are fighting. Your wife just poisoned your favorite twink eunuch. There’s no peace

[lernzle]

Yay little monsters!

This guy is in the middle and he's crazy. I love him. I can't remember the designer but it was a super cute panel that I fussy cut and then crazy pieced. Lots of pride quilt scraps in this bad boy. They're little rainbow crazy roses with monsters inside.