Sigh.

Katie | UT Austin | Bi | Caffeine Addict

[ted]

Our new Monday morning best friend. This smart table will bother you until you get all the stuff you need in your bag – including breakfast. THANKS, TABLE! Wanna know how it works? Watch today’s TED talk on touch technology – from the guy who created this and many other shape-shifting designs. (From the geniuses at TEDxCERN.)

[sillysurgeon-deactivated23423-d]

what the fuck man

[kaijuno]

just fucking launch their phone into the ceiling they dont fucking need it thank you future wiggle table

[categorical-abstract-ml-blog]

why would i need a table that nervously jostles my possessions around while frantically repeating vague advice when i already do all that myself

[yekaterinabridge-deactivated201]

The Anxiety Table

[eled0ra]

[buzzfeedau]

“Sunday night I was taking a flight back from San Francisco to Toronto and was stopped by security and ordered into additional screening. Now this is nothing new to me, as I’m a brown dude who flies quite often and these types of extra screening and searchings are regular occurrences. In this specific case however I was asked to remove my turban so it could go through an additional extra check. my first inclination was to say nah, I had a flight to catch and taking off a turban and tying it back on before a flight would be inconvenient. I asked to have a pat down instead (i get my clothes patted down, and those too are made of cloth, never asked to remove those) the manager insisted that either I would take off my turban and or I would be escorted back into the public area and I could book a flight with a different airline or airport.

They provided a private screening room, and after they had done a complete body search and scanned my turban through another x-ray… they came back and told me I was good to go.

It was at this point I asked for a mirror to retie my turban again, because unlike a hat or a shoe, tying a turban back on takes time and skill (great skill, only the manliest of men know) plus I gotta make sure i look extra crispy and good ALWAYS (my motto in life, most of the time when I’m not lazy of course) The officials responded that they don’t provide mirrors and one of them had even told me to walk down the nearest bathroom at the other end of the terminal, in public, without my turban on. Which completely defeats the purpose of being in a private room in the first place… why “undress” me and then tell me to walk out “undressed” to the nearest bathroom to retie my turban again? The turban is a sign of royalty, respect, dignity, courage and has a huge significance for my people.

I followed all the security protocols, asked whatever they wanted me to do, the issue isn’t JUST with the fact that I was asked to remove the turban (however silly it still is) but with the lack of respect and insensitivity when I asked for a simple request like a mirror to tie it back on again.

Also fun fact: no one has ever found anything dangerous in a turban… ever.”

[skellydun]

What are some things that turn on?

did u forget the word ‘you’ or do u really want to learn about the wonders of electricity from me

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

[brittthebest]

Me as a reporter

[belleswift17]

Can someone tell me what’s wrong with this picture?? I’m so confused on why it’s a weird picture lol

[botanize]

This is me

[zackisontumblr]

my textbook and i have a lot in common

[ruinedchildhood]

[roachswallower]

a zebra is just a horse that thinks it’s special

[snakecats-deactivated20151123]

[deep-dive]

[ruffrowdyboiz]

Ideal time period

[skookumthesamoyed]

Skookum sees what you’re up to and is very disappointed

[skookumthesamoyed]

JUST KIDDING HE LOVES YOU AND KNOWS YOU ARE TRYING YOUR BEST!

[reallyabitch]

this is the funniest thing i’ve ever seen

[prostheticknowledge]

Dildo Generator

Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….

Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).

Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here

[johnnystompanado-deactivated201]

the time is now

[susaine-mcswiney-deactivated201]

hell yeah

[defibrinationsyndrome]

ah yes, the ol rolling pin dilda

[spiffymuffin]

[caterjunes]

it’s called the purple ramjet

[jolys]

which end do you start with? the answer is yours to decide

[grillmasterxbbq]

shove a vase up your ass

[lord-kitschener]

not even jesus could save yall motherfuckers’ souls

[fan-troll]

i call it the matterhorn

[poultrymancy]

cackling just continues to get louder as I scroll through

[darklightescape]

i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises

[weemstar]

Reblogging for the matterhorn

[brown-nena]

I warned y'all

[lvchd-deactivated20170404]

Killed Confirmed at 6:20PM

[let-them-eat-cake21-deactivated]

HE DEAD! You know he dead.

[ugly-bread]

Brutal

[stability]

(Via)

[fruitcrocs-deactivated20240702]

THIS MAKES ME UNBELIEVABLY HAPPY THE COW RECOGNISES ITS OWN KIND ON HIS SHIRT HE DERIVES PLEASURE FROM SEEING ANOTHER COW’S FACE

[micdotcom]

#TweetLikeAWhiteGay is exposing the unspoken racial divide in the gay community

The gay community has its share of problems — be it racism, transphobia, sizeism or Islamophobia — and Twitter users brought light to a few of them with the hashtag #TweetLikeAWhiteGay. One tweet mentioning Ellen DeGeneres showed the reality of the divide.