NEW DUCKBURG COME OUT AND PLAAAAYYYY

You look like a carpet fucked a nerd

[its-notheassassin]

[renthony]

in honor of how many lesbians love that kindly adventuring man

[chilidelphia]

[sharkwitchy-deactivated20190625]

me: I would die for you

Travis McElroy: I would never let that happen

[starsshinedarkly77]

me: I would die for you

Griffin McElroy: you will

[cheap-divorce]

me: I would die for you

Justin McElroy: seems excessive, but okay

[schistcity]

we’re all getting “older” but age is a relative thing. i’ve licked things that are 250 million years old. you’re not that old and you’re not worth licking. 

[random-cluster-missile---moved]

Clare this is by far the most terrifying post you have ever made

[iriisid]

Is this person an archaeologist and referring to the “lick test” for fossils or does she go down on the old gods…?

[schistcity]

[boomjob]

The sibling energy radiates off these tweets

[boomjob]

The forbidden Harry Potter Mcelroy lore

[ferretteeth]

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Justin: I love you all dearly, very much, as my family? I would bury a bowie knife in any of your chests to eat french onion soup this instant second.

[ferretteeth]

this one’s my fave so far

[krebstar]

taako talking to angus about kravitz

[zonerbonerz]

[obnoxioustentacle]

Oh, so you’re a fan of the adventure zone? Name five of the Naturebox™ snacks

[ordinarywhip]

“no, you can only name one because the only one they talk about is fucking big island pineapple” - my bf

[htodinth]

[peachscenes]

the many cryptic moments of griffin mcelroy

(please don’t steal/repost but likes n reblogs r appreciated!) (twitter link)

tshirts or posters available bc people asked

[incorrect-zone-quotes]

Merle: It’s not “meme” to do drugs, it is not “netflix and chill” to drink, you all need to fidget spin yourself into church.

[mbmbam-quotes]

Justin: Hey Nathan, it's me Justin McElroy, the guy whose episode you fucked.

Griffin: Did you really think we were gonna find the illuminati on our TV show?

Justin: We can't do easy things on our TV show, and you want us to do a hard one?!

Griffin: This is a ding-dong podcast!

Justin: You're a jerk person, Nathan.

Griffin: Hold on, lemme look up Nathan's address in the Yellow Pages. Oh, it says here, 'a garbage can'.

[solvatochrome]

holy shit every single time justin posts about charlie it’s a banger

that little girl is going places

[littlebluecaboose]

*on a date*

babe….when im with you……shrimp heaven really *is* now……