dear pesky plumbers

the koopalings and I are trans

[the-clapping-smiling-pig]

I like the idea of grey aliens having crazy frantic sex without any erogenous zones or sex organs. Like just jumping up and down on each others heads and pulling each other around by the feet

[nflstreet]

[ironbaddie-deactivated20210315]

[hustlerose]

me at taco bell ordering a chicken quesadilla “WITH. Large Soda”

[flimflix]

my kingdom hearts son unlocking my liquor cabinet

[lakevida]

i cant wait (<-lie) for it to get cold as fuckk so i can finally start dressing while every other aspect of my life noticeably worsens for several dark months

[bigandretired-deactivated202501]

[fleshdyk3]

this is going to reduce me to tears like i cant handle this image

[orcbara]

the way the internet facilitates a sort of memetic decay of phrases related to sexual attraction to slowly, inexorably point towards the same conventionally attractive people in their 20s instead of the original meanings is so disgusting to me

[orcbara]

people want to claim the allure of the unconventional while still treating it with disgust. "fat boy summer" about average men. "DILF" but only if he's under 40. "bear" about a man built like a superhero. "butch" but not if she's too butch. "monsterfucker" about an anime girl with horns. it's exhausting

[spandexual]

literally. once again my oomf-in-law has got it in one

[cottoncandylesbo]

lately ive been addicted to these tiktoks where people put on an alien filter and just browse google maps and mark off countries and all the comments are people with pfps of little green aliens saying like "YES BOSS" "ALL CLEAR" "UNDERSTOOD BOSS"

AH I FOUND ONE

[cottoncandylesbo]

the comments.

[mesetacadre]

real and true

[duncebento]

truuuuuuu my pet koi read this and went straight for ma clit

[cool-drink]

what if 9/11 was steampunk and they were clock towers and they were hit by zeppelins

[cool-drink]

[sukimas]

my career advice isn't "do what you love" it's "do what will give you the most money without making you want to kill yourself"

[sukimas]

yes.

[poley-world-draw]

Mob in the style of Serial Experiments Lain, or so I tried heh

[hunter-rodrigez]

Lain in the Style of Mob Psycho 100

[when-they-meow]

"why isn't there any good LGBT rep in games??" because you don't use itch io and don't believe art made by smaller teams is worth anything or you think nsfw art is an inherent moral failing. Go play a 20 minute porn game made by a depressed transfem lesbian and then maybe you'll calm down

[bigfan1811]

[elasticitymudflap]

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u.nhnnnnnnnnnnhhhhhg ghhhhh miku baaallll

HUYUUU

Vocal Bouce.

Vocal Bouce.

[fallout-lou-begas]

IMPORTANT ADVICE FOR NEWLY OUT TRANS GIRLS

If anybody tries to isolate you, cut you off from other friends, or convince you that they are the only person you can trust or who can be capable of loving you, run extremely far away in the other direction

While transition is a process that takes place over time, it is so important that you love yourself for who you are in the present. You are lovable now; there's only harm in believing otherwise or deferring your happiness until you feel like you've "earned" it

You can perform a double jump to reach high places by pressing the jump button while in the air