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dwengolyn

chongoblog

I hate this website

#save

mmarkcohenn

PSA

IF YOU ARE COSPLAYING A DISNEY PRINCESS AND YOU ARE GOING SOMEWHERE WHERE THERE ARE GOING TO BE KIDS THAT WILL COME UP TO TALK TO YOU

YOU!!!! CAN!!!! NOT!!!! BE!!!! ANTI!!!! SOCIAL!!!! TO!!!! THEM!!!!

FOR REAL, I JUST WATCHED A VIDEO OF A GIRL DRESSING UP AS ANNA AND SHE WENT TO HER LOCAL MALL

SHE WENT INTO THE DISNEY STORE

WHEN A LITTLE GIRL CAME UP TO HER AND TRIED TO TALK TO HER

THE COSPLAYER WALKED AWAY

AND LOOKED AT THE LITTLE GIRL LIKE SHE WAS NUTS

THAT IS HORRIBLE

I USED TO DRESS UP AS SNOW WHITE FOR CHARITY EVENTS WITH CHILDREN

I CANNOT TELL YOU HOW AWKWARD IT WAS WHEN OUR ELSA DID NOT TALK TO CHILDREN

SHE WAS NOT INTERESTED IN TALKING OR BEING AROUND THE KIDS AND THAT MAKES THE KIDS UNCOMFORTABLE!!!

IF YOU ARE COSPLAYING A CHARACTER THAT IS POPULAR AMONG CHILDREN, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE BE NICE TO KIDS

TO THEM, THEY ARE ACTUALLY MEETING THIS CHARACTER THAT THEY LOVE OR KNOW

IT IS UP TO YOU TO NOT BE A DICK

teenyfaeprince-blog

You also gotta know that if you’re going somewhere where there will be children and you’re in a costume even slightly similar to a Disney character they will think you are that character.

My hair is dyed white and at last year’s Ren Fest I was dressed as a water nymph. So i was in all blue, with glittery blue heeled boots on. Personally, I would have never thought that I looked like Elsa. I had leggings on, not a dress. And no ice themed anything. But that didn’t stop the sweetest little princess from asking me if I was Elsa.

I’ll admit that I was thrown for a loop, since I thought I was a pretty convincing mermaid on land with my scale print leggings. But I’m not a dick so I quickly recovered and said I was her cousin. Kids are more than happy to accept that and she smiled then shyly ran back to her mom to tell her she met Elsa’s cousin.

If you’re in a glittery costume of any sort, in a place where children will be, be prepared to be nice to them. Otherwise you’re just a jerk. No one likes jerks.

xpuppetprincessx-deactivated201

Don’t be a dick.

Seriously. If I go anywhere in ANY costume, no matter if I’m a princess, hero, or villain, I’m nice to the kids. They just wanna play!

magical-girl-ilex

I don’t even like kids, but one of the most rewarding cosplay moments I’ve had was interacting with littluns as Rose Quartz. Every kid got a hug if their parents said it was okay. Every kid got told that they were very special because they’re a human being. I’m looking forward to doing it again this year, because giving a kid a moment of genuine magic really is something else. It doesn’t hurt you to smile at a child.

rampant-noodle

When I cosplay Pearl I have precious little ones come up to me and you better bet I goof with them about how gross eating is or how loud amethyst is (and pretend to get a sooooo offended when they say someone else is their favorite gem)

You are making magic real for those kids in that moment and if you aren’t prepared for that, maybe think twice before cosplaying that character. I had a child completely frozen in disbelief and joy over seeing me, a character from a show they love, that’s power you have to wield responsibly.

nooby-banana

It’s not just with popular lady characters. My best little-kid-cosplay-moment was when I was cosplaying Thor (not lady Thor from the comics, my own version of genderbent MCU Thor). I was walking through the dealer’s hall and suddenly saw a gaggle of Tiny Avengers in those Walmart costumes barrelling towards me. They crowded me in excitement and asked where Loki was because they wanted to find him and beat him up (I told them to give him an extra punch from me when they found him), then all six tried to crawl into my lap when I said yes to a photo. Cutest thing ever. BE NICE TO KIDS WHEN YOU’RE IN COSTUME.

fallnangelstandingby-blog

//If you’re going to be cosplaying -any- character that children will recognize, BE NICE TO KIDS!! To them, you -are- that character. And you have no right, what so ever, to destroy the illusion of what, to them, is a magical moment.

When I cosplay Batman, to little kids, I am Batman. And it is such an amazing experience to have kids run up to me and want a hug, and tell me about how when they grow up they want to fight bad guys too. I can’t fathom someone being so rude as to ignore them.

I have a friend who cosplays Han Solo, and a little girl was so excited to see him that when he knelt down to talk to her, she hugged onto him and didn’t want to let go for ten minutes.

Also, remember IF THERE IS A LOST CHILD AT A CONVENTION, AND YOU ARE COSPLAYING A PRINCESS OR A SUPER HERO, THE CHILD WILL GO TO YOU FOR HELP LONG BEFORE THEY THINK TO APPROACH A SECURITY OFFICER!!! You have a duty to help that child! Help them calm down, escort them to the nearest safe zone, and inform a security officer that the child has misplaced their parents/guardians. -Never- use the term ‘lost child’ in front of the kid, it’s the parents who wandered off and got lost, not the child.

shitposts-n-shenanigans

Read this, then read it again.

fireyalex

this is why, no matter who I cosplay, I’m in character to everyone I’ll meet, whether they’re adults, kids, or teens like me. super important, honestly

milesphoenix

Adding my own story to this post:

Last Halloween I took my son trick or treating while dressed up as the comics version of Black Widow. I was feeling stressed because my son was being a handful, not to mention a lot of men out with their own children (AND WIVES) were hitting on me and trying to feel me up. And I had already felt crappy leaving the house because I felt I was too heavy to pull off Natasha. Suddenly a large group of kids ran up to me, of varying ages, and asked if they could say hello or have a hug and I was surprised because I honestly didn’t think I looked that much like Black Widow. But it was such a sweet and tender moment. They didn’t see a curvy slightly overweight mom, they saw Natasha Romanoff. And it was so lovely to see how excited they were. So be good to kids!

#Important

pissvortex

this fucking orc named Skakuga the Taunter has followed me throughout this entire game, literally jumping out of bushes to make fun of me and then running away after throwing a smoke bomb. i killed him and he came back with a peg leg as Skakuga the Unkillable. i hate this fucker

pissvortex

this is him and i guarantee you he’s not even dead

pissvortex

HE’S NOT DEAD

pissvortex

i cut off both of his arms and his leg again if he comes back im going to fucking scream

pissvortex

THE FINAL BATTLE

WE BOTH GOT BLOWN UP BY THE NAZGUL’S DRAGON

MAY HE REST IN PEACE

pissvortex

orcoftheday

This post is a Classic so Today’s Orc of the Day is: Stakuga the Taunter/the Unkillable

tavrosian-disaster

So, I can see the neighboring animation classroom’s whiteboard from my seat.

5thdivinebeast

I an literally in the animation program at this school and I wanted to contribute the full image

tavrosian-disaster

I NEVER EXPECTED THIS OUTCOME TRULY I DIDN’T

omalleyred-deactivated20171006

I know who we all REALLY want to see in Disney’s live action reboots.

wymanthewalrus

Did I ever tell you guys how I actually semi-officially changed the canon of this movie

kaptainkulak-deactivated2018032

Oh?

wymanthewalrus

Yeah I got one of the lead writers to make something canon with help from my roommate and his dad.

transhumanist-viking-deactivate

give us the deets

wymanthewalrus

Ok so this all started with a fan theory I read on Reddit. Basically the theory was that since the only animals in the movie that are shown to be capable of speech used to be human, then any animal that can talk was at one point a human.

On Kuzco’s first night alone in the jungle, he sees a fly in a spiderweb. The fly screams “HELP ME” then gets eaten.

The theory was that that fly used to be human.

So my roommate really liked that theory and said “hey my dad is actually friends with the guy who wrote Emperor’s New Groove, he can ask him to confirm that theory for us.” (I’m not naming names here I don’t wanna get sued)

So a couple days later we get screenshots of my roommate’s dad’s email asking about the theory and the lead writer’s response:

“The fly is… Kuzco’s late father.”

My roommate’s dad: “is that canon?”

Writer: “It is now.”

So Kuzco’s dad was turned into an animal by Yzma, we assume, as part of her ploy to take the throne. It makes SENSE.

And that’s how I helped change the canon of a major Disney movie.

kukomitzu

love-kaaiistudent

bunjywunjy

I was walking through the toy aisle at Target when I found this thing and had a VIOLENT AND IMMEDIATE FLASHBACK to when JP first came out and they had a bunch of REALLY COOL T Rex toys that I would have sold one of my scrawny small-child limbs for but my mother wouldn’t get me one because they were “too violent and also ate people” :(

bunjywunjy

hnn I WANT IT SO BAD

bunjywunjy

on closer inspection, it makes a lot of really obnoxious noises and is also Too Expensive. BUT FEAR NOT I found this slightly smaller dude wedged in the back!

IT HAS BITE ACTION, AND THAT’S THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS

bunjywunjy

now we enter the testing phase

yup. looks good.

bunjywunjy

Extreme Chompin T-Rex says IT’S NEVER TOO LATE TO FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS

digitaldiscipline

Can we take a moment to appreciate that we can use this as a rosetta stone to say “EXTREME CHOMPIN’ “ in four languages?

bunjywunjy

OH SHIT YOU’RE RIGHT, let me check the garbage to see if it’s still there! hopefully I didn’t destroy it in my excitement

bunjywunjy

*roar sound effect*

bunjywunjy

IMPORTANT UPDATE:

bunjywunjy

update update: I re-sized her collar and found a bag of toy bones at the craft store. I haven’t put this much effort into a non-school thing since my last job search, help

(secret bonus: the other side of her tag)

crochetninja

There’s more!

#extreme chompin

catchymemes

Anti wolf heck collar

“The purpose of the collar is to protect the dog wearing it when it has to fight the wolves. The collar base protects the dog’s throat and carotid arteries, while the spikes are intended to deter bites to the neck or even injure wolves trying to do so.”

heatandapathy

“And what do you get from serving humans that you do not get from running free?” sneered the wolf.

“Free food, unconditional love and tactical upgrades,” replied the herding dog.

castle-engineer-deactivated2019

I see your anti-wolf dogs and raise you Spanish War Dogs.

icarus-in-fl1ght-deactivated202

I see your Spanish war dogs and raise you the Tibetan Mastiff, which was actually bred to fight tigers and has fur so thick that it doesn’t need armor

They’re also what I like to describe as ‘fuck you’ big

fairygothprince

you want a fuck you dog ok i see your tibetan mastiffs, and raise you the caucasian shepherd dog

they were bred to hunt bears, and they are fuck you dogs.

littlecofiegirl

All I see are Good Pupps.

kortzite

somebody who doesn’t watch jojo try to explain what’s going on

#jojo

mens-rights-activia

I wonder what Christian meme groups are like. I mean some Christians have the biggest victim complexes in the world and if you couple that with first person perspective memes, you’d probably get memes like:

oppositionresearch

Oh thank fuck it is my time to shine

These are all from a Christian meme group that I joined for some reason but fell in love with

what-even-is-thiss

I’ve been consuming Christian memes since I was about fourteen and they’re all like this. Also:

gay-hrothgars

May I add:

lladcy

ok i spent hours looking through christian discord servers for these

tacodarp

Some personal favorites I’ve encountered

rosslynpaladin

I’m not sure if any of these count as blasphemy exactly but happy sunday yall.

#save #i love these

sososorryy-deactivated20190629

remember that cartoon where the cat in the hat and the grinch meet, and the cat is like “why are you so mean? is it because of your mother? is it because of your dead mother, you sick bastard?” and it turns out the grinch is just grieving over the loss of his mother and that’s why he’s so miserable

sososorryy-deactivated20190629

he also hallucinated her in his puddle of tears

herzspalter

Our main villain, everybody.

King Crimson scares the shit out of me, but at the same time, his perpetual state of frustration, anger and freaking the fuck out is the funniest goddamn thing to me

#jojo #hes here

catchymemes

Heavy Metal Animals

curvethemoonshine

🤘

littletetra

When you’re stuck in a point and click adventure game:

freegameplanet

Ancient Greek Punishment: UI Edition is an odd little experience that allows you to reenact the punishments bestowed by ancient Greek gods in UI form!

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