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[brookesmartt]

Laudna shots because it’s still spooky season in my heart 🖤

[mortuary9]

gn

[sink-baby]

being a fan of actual play ttrpg shows is lowkey sort of humiliating. Like yes this middle aged father of two sat at a table and pretended to be a wizard so good that I cried. I am normal btw

[criticalrolememes]

So how was episode 5 for everyone scale of 1-10

Sometimes @brookesmartt sends me memes and I just have to remake them with cr characters and this is another one of those cases. Here’s the original meme lmao

[hairbrushed]

motivational berserk quotes to start your day

[brookesmartt]

I am Vaelus of the Sisters of Sylandri

[thewitchwolf]

The Witch Wolf - Chapter 3: Part 4

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[criticalrolememes]

New Mighty Nein animated stills just dropped and you know what that means!!

Thank you @brookesmartt for the inspiration :)

[dandeland]

Even without words, we communicate through our eyes.

[spacefinch]

THEN PERISH

Was anyone going to tell me, or….

It’s free real estate

I love you. (Here’s the latest news)

Live slug reaction

__ ? In my __? It’s more likely than you think.

And some highlights from the notes:

Uh, yeah, I sure hope it does.

THIS PERSON?!

the WHAT

Yeah, yeah, we’ve all seen it

[weaselle]

[fagcreaturer]

when gerard way sings "the broken, the beaten, and the damned" and when kermit the frog sings "the lovers, the dreamers, and me" they're talking about the same people btw

[brookesmartt]

She has bewitched me, body and soul 💜

[only-cat-memes]

[syinthome-kaleidoscope]

[whatcoloristhatcat]

red mackerel tabby with low white spotting

[do-you-have-a-flag]

spaghetti

[1percentcharge]

One of my roommates cannot stand the way I play minecraft

[1percentcharge]

Instead of looking for diamonds, fighting mobs, trying to go to the nether, doing potions/enchantments/whatever, I like to build these 1-block-wide platforms far above the ground that i walk on to explore without getting lost, attacked or generally inconvenienced. And they hate it

[1percentcharge]

“If you don’t want to get lost just use a compass!” Takes redstone. Also I don’t want to. And on the ground there’s mobs

“Fight the mobs, they’re part of the game!” no. I get scared

“Just use mine carts!” And use all that iron?

“Then use boats and ice!” You need enchantments to collect ice. All my paths take is dirt and ladders (and torches)

“But they’re so UGLY!” Not the point

[1percentcharge]

my paths

[thewitchwolf]

The Witch Wolf - Chapter 3: Part 2

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[brainscrewz]

tbh if someone just handed me a pressure washer and set me loose in the streets i would go into a trance and just start hosing shit down indiscriminately. it's not a question of how much i could clean, but how long until i get hit by a car and die

[bloodbending]

super mario sunshine

[brookesmartt]

You were not born with venom in your veins