nancy drew shit posting

mia || i read the books. never played the games. ||

[thenonbinarydetective]

Apparently they couldn’t get a boat so they just skipped to the next cover

[lesbianancydrew]

i love nance but what did she do that warranted an ovation? much to think about

[lesbianancydrew]

i’m visiting russia and i got a copy of the secret of the old clock in russian... нанси дрю

[lesbianancydrew]

tell me i’m wrong

[nicknederson]

nancy drew mystery stories // changing covers

#1 - 25 (1930 to 1948)

[lesbianancydrew]

have yall seen the trailer for that nancy drew movie? yall excited for it? i’m on the fence

[lesbianancydrew]

nancy: what are you doing with my car!

ned: moving it for you so it doesn’t catch on fire ;)

nancy:

[lesbianancydrew]

ned after being kidnapped for the 10 millionth time:

[lesbianancydrew]

ned: i love you

nancy: Read 2:30 ☑️

ned: what? we’re talking on the phone?!

[lesbianancydrew]

anyone else get dana scully vibes from nancy drew (and vice versa)?

[differencedetective]

when someone says nancy and ned aren’t good together:

[lesbianancydrew]

remember that nancy drew book where bess hangs out with a cowboy for like a week and then gets proposed to so george invites their boyfriends up to fix the problem? that was hilarious

[lesbianancydrew]

nancy drew characters as john mulaney quotes

nancy: was there ever even a ghost, mother, or was the dead victorian girl you saw just me all along?

george: I think emily dickinson’s a lesbian

bess: i just wanna sit here and feed my birds

ned: my wife is a bitch and i like her SO MUCH

mr drew: One Black Coffee

hannah gruen: this is an on fire garbage can. could be a nursery.

helen corning: i think, like, in heaven they built, like, three quarters of a gay person and then they forgot to flip the final switch, and they just sent me out and it was like, ‘you marked that one gay, right?’ and it was like, ‘oh no! was I supposed to?’

chief mcginnis: you kids get yourselves a money clip. okay, you can get these at any haberdashery. you put a $50 bill in the money clip then when a guy flashes a blade, you go, ‘you want my money? go get it!’ then you run the other direction

[lesbianancydrew]

Nancy Drew and Ned Nickerson (1960, colorized)

[lesbianancydrew]

nancy only fucks AFTER she solves a mystery!

[thenonbinarydetective]

Are you coming for my brand?

[lesbianancydrew]

omg legends only 😂😫✊

[lesbianancydrew]

nancy drew, age 18: solves 3 mysteries in a week, has a steady boyfriend, a loving relationship with her father, a car, AND adoration and gifts from the people she helps

me, age 19: sleeping til 10, coughing up a lung for the 5th day in a row

[lesbianancydrew]

can you guys imagine how much better the nancy drew books would have been if she could have dabbed on those criminals?? god. what a missed opportunity