I am very tired and very gay

That's all you need to know

[lesbianclassics]

If anyone is still playing Pokemon Go please be my friend

[lesbianclassics]

If anyone is still playing Pokemon Go please be my friend

[mundanesalad]

[plunges hand into water, pulls out a live lobster, and answers it like a phone]

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

“uhhh i can’t find this book at my public library” that’s because you’re not going to the secret public library (stealing from barnes and noble)

[pretzelogic1]

(*paying for it at barnes and noble)

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

[insomniac-arrest]

if you want the rewards of being my lover you must submit to the mortifying ordeal of zigazig ah

[nuderefsarebest]

[kaijuno]

Hey Episode WHAT THE FUCK

[conbuzzled]

Alternate universe Ratatouille

[snoozaga]

[kingmanlet]

Ratacoochie

[etienneflore]

im sorry WHAT

[godotal]

I’ll be sure to keep an eye out for whatever the hell that is.

[puppetshell]

Beware Sping-arm Sam

[omghotmemes]

10/10 would visit again

[communistbussy]

[yourfavehatespewdiepie]

You hate Pewdiepie!

[depressionopossum]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[ameriqan]

i want to be a professor and lecture nonsensically for a few hours every day and give students vague essay prompts and read them all and laugh but still pass everyone while i slip some bourbon into my metal coffee mug that doesn’t actually have coffee in it wearing a button-up and vest with no tie but nice jeans and hella expensive shoes that i bought because i have tenure and im never losing my job

[kosmonin]

[valtsv]

[valtsv]

impractical combat outfits: bad, unsexy

impractical weapons: excellent, EXTREMELY sexy and epic as hell

[valtsv]

leather catsuit: UNSEXY

double-ended scythe with flaming blades carved to look like dragon heads: this FUCKS

[history-and-stuff-and-things]

This had me laughing for a solid 5 minutes.

[quantummindclassicalheart]

In conclusion, Carthago delenda est.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

fuck it up buttercup 

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

go for the kill daffodil 

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

fight the power sunflower

[lemonsharks]

@shitpostsampler another fine offering by gaud, just in time for spring in the southern hemisphere