I Won't Hesitate, Bitch

Brendan. Nurse. Gaymer. 30. He/they. sc & Insta: cronkenwagen

[brainflorist]

[dorothylarouge]

Whatever your political beliefs, I think we can all agree that that episode of Steven Universe where Pearl calls Charlie Kirk “a martyr on the level of the sacrificed Messiah whose memory shall stand in the annals of time as among those of the greatest of men” was NOT okay

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

always some new bullshit in the ocean

[local-demon-in-your-area]

Why is it always orcas or dolphins

Why can't a salmon do some bullshit for once

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

worry not ☝️ they're doing coke

[squeakitties]

[necromosss]

As the person who got their R keyboard broken and the world mocked me for being forced to use the uwu language as replacement

My condolences

[commodore-64]

put that back

[the-davest-of-uncles]

National Lampoon, October 1985

[jarchaeology]

parental controls on the internet should go the other way around. my mom should not be spending her screen time this way.

[muscle-sorcerer]

Was sent to the seaside to recover my mental state

[anglaised]

[sufjansjoy]

saturday

[c-bassmeow]

[dashaibo]

Gay people from 1950-2010: we are human just like you, we’re not another species or a subculture, the only difference is that we are attracted to the same gender.

Gay people in 2018: straight people are stinky, WIG!

[if-only-angels-could-prevail]

straight people ARE stinky

[if-only-angels-could-prevail]

wig!

[mosticonicposts]

certified iconic post

[number1mongrel]

"You hear that? They're saying The Odyssey doesn't even have nobody!"

"They've got nobody in the Odyssey?"

"No I'm saying they don't got nobody."

"Nobody's there?"

"Nobody's not there!"

"So everyone's there?"

"Everybody but nobody!"

[longhorned]

Nancy, March 3,1952

[ivy-saurs]

randomly remembered this tweet and had to stop myself from bursting out laughing

[tropiyas]

[draconym]

When I am king, we will valorize sanitation workers the way we currently valorize the military

[thegrindingwheel]

So heroic posters showing trashmen battling allegorical monsters? I'm down.

[draconym]

Yeah but that's just the beginning. I also want Sanitation Worker Discounts at every business and blockbuster movie propaganda glorifying sanitation work. I want random people to salute garbage collectors and thank them for their service. I want drivers who get impatient with the recycling truck and honk at it and swerve around it to become social pariahs

[ayyoo-river]

[braviks]

[postcumclarity]

Trader Tony