Tess

he/she - 20 - mean transfem lesbian i post cringe on the internet

[olyoil2-deactivated20250812]

People are like “it’s so beautiful no clouds at all” it could use a little clouds if I had to be honest.

[lesbiangendr]

TRUE i want a pretty sky not the weezer background

[cephalopyrus-deactivated2023100]

a bug just flew directly into my bolling pasta ?????? help

[cephalopyrus-deactivated2023100]

when you want pasta so bad you're willing to die instantly for it #relatable

[lesbiangendr]

"mama mia! :)" *gets boiled to death instantly*

[donaldtheduckdad]

Happy disbarment day! 🥳

Phoenix has been a piano player for 3 slutty, slutty years now! Way to go, Phoenix!

[id in alt]

[cephalopyrus-deactivated2023100]

reblog to give the person you reblogged from a cool rock you found

[elainiisms]

THIS PART IS SO IMPORTANT

he doesn't go 'you're dating a girl??!?!' the fact doesn't even phase him, the only thing he's surprised by is the fact that its eda's kid. normalising this is so so so important and i am so grateful for this show.

[lightshaped-archive]

ao3 went over goal on yet another fundraiser. meanwhile i, a black trans autistic, am a week overdue on utilities and can't even afford a wheelchair ramp for my house. fucked up.

[lightshaped-archive]

anyway, if you want to send some money my way during this trying time:

vnmo

c4sh4pp

p4yp4l

[fuckyeahanarchopunk]

[ibetyoushebangslikeafairyonacid]

If you don’t feel any need to reblog this unfollow me.

[grab-them-by-the-puppy]

Seriously what the fuck you spent money on those donate to a homeless shelter instead you fucking demons

[mydeardetective]

This is more common than you may think. Many urban areas that have high homeless populations are using “defensive architecture” more and more. Sloped and divided benches to keep the homeless from sleeping on them. Spikes placed in sheltered areas where they tend to stay. City planners argue they are only trying to relocate the homeless, pushing them to see out shelters and homeless centers. But that rings hollow. They just want them out of sight. I don’t have a simple, easy solution. But this isn’t it. Making things harder for the homeless does not help them.

[aminnablack]

All these corporations have so much money to spend it on putting spikes on places where homeless people sleep yet absolutely NOTHING goes to those who are homeless. This country really doesn’t give a fuck about the well being of homeless people at all

[lebritanyamor-deactivated202601]

this is heartbreaking fr .

[peterdetrick-deactivated2022112]

By the way you can remove these spikes with wither a sledgehammer and a heavy metal spike (sharpened crowbar with a downwards slant and the handle removed or something similar) or a concrete saw if you’ve got one of those. It’s illegal to do but it also only takes about an hour if there aren’t too many spikes.

Alternatively, if you put a mattress over them they become useless, although you do risk having the city take the mattress. Normally they don’t reinstall the spikes if you keep removing them.

As for the benches, a concrete or hand held circular saw can cut off the arm rests of the benches with too many arm rests to sleep on. Just remember: Wear protective goggles and practice proper safety if using power tools. All of this stuff can be bought at Home Depot or your local variant of Home Depot.

For legal purposes I have to advise you that this is illegal and I’m not advising you to do this.

[letomcfaceman]

remember: they can’t catch you if you’re faster than they are!

[nireidi]

Also!! If you wear a hard hat- orange construction vest and carry a clipboard people are more likely to believe your legit and not call the cops on you

[the-worm-man]

2022 patch notes

Any objects labeled ‘boat’ will now simply clip through walls if stuck.

The Queen of England’s soul count reduced back to one due to difficulty of bossfight.

Wizard Orbs have a +2% drop rate from Squirrels.

Ocean depth extended 50 feet to make room for new jellyfish species spawned.

“Gävlebocken Burner” NPC will now spawn in correct location rather than the bottom of the ocean.

Added new spells “Lesser Baja Blast”, “Untransmute Idaho”, “Summon Adderall Ape”, and “Marriage Bolt” to fix balancing issues.

Entity “Slug” population reset.

“Weird Bug In Charge Of Night Time” NPC model updated and attack power increased to 13.

Tupperware despawn rate increased by 2%.

Can no longer clip through the floor of Walmart bathrooms if you jump onto a toilet and perform the “backflip” movement.

“Guy Who Cheers At Marvel Movies” NPC will spawn less often.

“Refrigerator” fixed to not spawn “yogurt: strawberry” object at random.

“Goose” NPC area of threat increased.

[asterie0]

The person who coined the term "transandrophobia" (@/saint-speaks) it has a lesbian and trans woman corrective rape fetish, has continually talked over transfems, used an anti-Black slur and refused to back down when called out on it, is a pro-shipper (supports pedophilic, rape, and other types of problematic content) and just is a horrible person in general. Anyways. If you're a "transandrophobia truther" and are still supporting the label after it was proven that the coiner and the main people leading it are transmisogynistic, racist, and all sorts of gross shit. Transmasc people do have specific experiences of our own shit, but they're not necessarily exclusive to us and not a "separate" form of oppression, and it's in no way comparable to transmisogyny. And there's the fact that this term is also used to diminish the seriousness of transphobia and make it seem like the transmasc version of transmisogyny, which is just dishonest and misinterprets what transmisogyny is.

[lesbiangendr]

if tumblr has a toothpaste symposium I am glad to not have come across it so far

[lesbiangendr]

i have been on horrible places like r/lgbt

[lesbiangendr]

if tumblr has a toothpaste symposium I am glad to not have come across it so far

[smoldragonborn]

“we need to stop the stigma towards drug users and addicts” and “we need to challenge the idea that being sober makes you boring” and “we need to stop acting like binge drinking to the extent you’re doing medical damage is fun and normal for young people” are all ideas that can and should coexist.

[fatfemmefreaquency]

just so we’re clear, the threshold for “binge drinking to the extent you’re doing medical damage” is waaaay lower than you think.

I work in an obstetrician and gynaecologist’s office. we have to tell patients on a regular basis that they are binge drinking weekly when they think they are simply consuming a normal amount of alcohol on the weekends.

having more than 3 drinks in a single sitting if you have an estrogen based endocrine system is a binge that is medically significant.

having more than 5 in a sitting is a medically significant binge for someone with a testosterone based endocrine system.

every time you do this, it significantly impacts your risk of getting breast cancer, and damages your liver. it takes time to recover from that liver damage. if you’re having a 3-5 or more drink binge on a weekly basis, you are an alcoholic, medically speaking, and your liver is not recovering.

again: the bar for what binge drinking is, medically, is so much lower than what you think it is.

alcohol is a really toxic substance and not something you should fuck around with.

again: if you have an estrogenized hormone system (common for most women), then 3 drinks is a binge. if you have a testosteronized hormone system (common for most men), then 5 drinks is a binge.

anything above that number, consumed as frequently as weekly or more, and you’re medically a binge drinking alcoholic.

also, if you’re drinking any quantity of alcohol 6 days a week or more, that’s another threshold at which, medically speaking, you meet the definition of alcoholism. your liver needs more days without alcohol in your system than just one a week to recover and be healthy.

I don’t say any of this to shame anyone—to me, alcoholism or substance use disorders aren’t a sign of weakness or moral failing. and most of us genuinely don’t know this stuff.

rather—I point this out because it’s important to reduce harm, and find ways to live healthier, happier lives. there is a life outside of constant binge drinking. it’s not always easy to find it. but it’s out there. you deserve a life where your emotional needs are met by something other than alcohol, and a life in which your liver is healthy, and the ways you cope and celebrate and find joy don’t put you at increased risk of cancer.

[qweerhet]

also–even if alcohol is the only way you can self-medicate, or if you choose to go on with your alcohol usage anyway regardless of other options–you still deserve to know what it’s doing to your body.

information is key. you don’t have to stop drinking, but the utter lack of education on alcohol + the normalization of binge drinking in current society leads to many people drinking without any idea of what it’s doing to their bodies.

addicts deserve accurate medical information regardless of what they decide to do with it. for some people, losing liver function is worth the benefits they get from binge drinking, but they can’t make that choice if they don’t know what the consequences are to begin with.

[jeanjauthor]

addicts deserve accurate medical information regardless of what they decide to do with it.

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[skittyminecraft]

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[arabella-ardor]

[nuclear-mech-wizard-deactivated]

One time I was giving a Door Dash driver his pizza, and just before I put it in the box, I asked “Here or to go?” and he summed it up best by yelling “IT’S A DOOR DASH OF COURSE IT’S TO GO”

[skittyminecraft]

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[airasora]

I made coffee for all my coffee drinking coworkers, just as a nice gesture. Except I forgot the actual coffee. I was giving everyone boiled water.

[skittyminecraft]

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[image description: various tiktok comments.

.tatecakes: customer asked for brown bread and i didn't hear them so i said 'you're having sourdough' but forgot to ask it like a question and she just said 'ok.'

brooklynbradshaw21: one time i answered the phone by saying "january, february, march... i'm so sorry, i don't know why i did that, how can i help you" and they hung up.

cailynvol6: one time the phone was ringing but for some reason i hit the intercom button and said "hello?" across the entire store.

eatasslol0: one time i greeted a customer by saying "hello google." it was a bad day.

shaynahicks21: one time a lady told me her last name was "romaine" like the lettuce, so i typed in "lettuce" as her last name... she came back in and laughed at me.

icewater_stan: it's ok i charged someone $100 for a scoop of ice cream once and all he said was "that's a bit expensive."

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[lesbiangendr]

someone had to do it