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i’m not a furry but i’m like. a furry ally or something. like you know those gay allies who are a lil cringe but they’ve got the spirit. like the moms that have the free hug shirts at pride. or the girl that’s like omg ur gay #loveislove. or the dude that’s like bro i’m not gay but you can slap my ass if you want. or the professors that have their pronouns on everything and give out gay flag stickers. that’s how i feel about furries ya know #ally #furpride

woodmeat

Are you alive

Don’t ask me no personal shit like this

spinchs-field

the sound a bass guitar makes is a gender.

spinchs-field

it is also a sexuality

spinchs-field

it is also a secret third thing

queermasculine

love it when butch lesbians go by traditionally masculine names. i dont mean the sort of neutral sounding names that feel like they could go either way, like kai or chris (though that’s hot too) i mean shit like like roger or jeremiah or whatever. uncle names. nothing sexier than lesbian called patrick. the g in gf? that stands for george

#hello

seedteeth

suddenly everything has changed

screenshotsofdespair

fantasiapop-deactivated20231101

outfit for going on a walk in the woods looking for some magic events

feeshies

gender identity:

older brother in a teen movie who has caution tape and a hazardous waste symbol on his door

kuttithevangu

Honestly the mere fact that some people refer to Daddy Long Legs as “harvestmen” is creepier than 90% of all deliberately created horror but like the worst part is that the alternative is calling them Daddy Long Legs

pipistrellus

#WHAT ARE THEY HARVESTING #I AM HAUNTED AND VEXED

apinchofsanity

They are harvesting our sorrows

sweaterweathercub

True harvestmen, and not cellar spiders which are the other Daddy Long Legs, are truly omnivorous- known to eat everything from spiders, to fecal matter, to leaves and fungus… But one of the singularly most interesting habits of a particular European species is their almost symbiotic relationship with beehives– particularly man-made beehives. When a bee dies inside the hives, workers will remove the the corpse to just outside the hive just before dark. And the harvestmen? Well, they live up to their name.