Don't Read This.

Pleased to meet you, I hope you guessed my name. I take my coffee black. I work almost all the time. I am an active Sushi Chef.  When I have spare time I play video games, go to concerts, do art stuff, and read books. I love traveling the world and experiencing it's spectrum of color. So far I have been to Japan. and Cozumel Mexico briefly. I have many more countries to go. I have a pet Chilean Rose-Hair Tarantula. Her name is Mayday.

[tescosfinest-deactivated2013111]

i’m using Internet Explorer, i hope this posts quickly. happy new year 2011

[gravysaur-deactivated20141004]

The longer this goes on for the funnier it gets

[its-only-the-rain]

Have you ever wondered how someone meets Santa? Well, you need to follow a very specific ritual to summon him.

[the-nwah-embassy]

Do you have any idea how long I’ve had this queued? Any idea? A year. A fucking year. I don’t even use my queue ever. Ever. This is the only thing I’ve EVER queued. I’ve had this queued for a year so I don’t forget it.

[mattydontstart]

I was fine until the damn Imperial March started.

[donutdrawsthings]

IMPORTANT!

It’s the no-internet dinosaur’s birthday!!

Turn off your internet! He has a hat!!

[donutdrawsthings]

[jaimebeazley-blog]

SOMEONE PLEASE PUT A DATE ON THIS POST! I HAVE TO KNOW WHEN!

[fagdykefrank]

Its Sept 24

[justcatposts]

We told her to stop eating the plants so now she just pretends. 

(Source)

[everythingfox]

“Stop! Can’t you see I’m busy?”

(via)

[catchymemes]

[funny-leaves]

Goddamnit a human figured out the noclip floor warp speed run strat. We are gonna have to patch that one out for Earth II

[plainwallpaper]

Where is he going

[pariztexas-deactivated20210721]

Ma Dong-seok in Train to Busan (2016) dir. Yeon Sang-ho

[omercifulheaves]

So many actors trying to look swole and roided up as possible for their superhero roles and yet not a single one of them can bring the ‘I could absolutely kick the shit out of an army single-handedly” energy that Ma Dong-seok and his dad-bod does.

[catchymemes]

[sizvideos]

[sarahtonin42]

HELLO SMALL COW ARE YOU LOST

[moonblossom]

Our nayme are cow And thru the fense, We stretch our fayce To get a sense Of wrinkly fur And crumbs from sup He taste quite nice We lik the pup

[mayanangel]

THE GREATEST SAGA OF OUR TIME

[imbringingexyback]

@theadventuresofandy you’re Keith

[marksandrec]

Marks and Rec: Misc #2164

(Mood) (Dialogue from Alex Hirsch’s twitter.)

[thephilosophersapprentice]

….Somehow this all sounded like stuff he’d say

[kingofooo]

by writer/storyboard artist Steve Wolfhard

from Steve:

“In honour of the AT finale getting nominated for an Emmy, here’s some headcanon that I’ve been holding onto for a while. I had the idea that when Jake eventually passes away he’d start growing uncontrollably, sort of like how a dead body can let go of its bowels.”

[2007-08-17]

[keyblack-hl]

@scienced​

[onlytwitterpics]

[dotnpolka]

this is the entire show

[sosuperawesome]

My Creatures on Etsy

[meanplastic]