HOLD MY COCKTAIL MOLOTOV

Kelly | 24 | She/Her | Australia

[targetedknowledge]

[lookwhatijustfound-blog]

Notebook Paper Crochet Blanket

[assiraphales]

I kind of miss the impulsivity that certain spaces used to allow. oh you want a hair cut today? hairdresser in the corner can fit you in before her 2 o’clock. tattoo of a cobra… sure leg or arm? even concerts, back when you could go to the box office thirty mins before any show. not saying these things don’t exist at all, but everything feels booked five months in advance and 10x more expensive

[reachperfection]

[estrogenesis-evangelion]

if you've never been clinically depressed, this is the short version

[rosepaya]

[cheeso]

found footage horror film

agitated girl: mike put the camera down

mike: He ha why its a home movey

[irondive]

[virtualgirladvance]

[nozomitojoremade234565432-blog]

[sexhaver]

[pettankos-are-religion]

[potctrilogy]

Well, now you do.

AT WORLD’S END (2007) dir. Gore Verbinski

[beardedmrbean]

[halondrus]

proto drakes

[halondrus]

[panthermouthh]

not my laboratory not my Creature

[noknowshame]

can he be in a normal situation for like 5 minutes

[our-queer-experience]

ive been repeating this in my head all week. auntie likes wearing the strap…….

[unpeeled-human]

idk if anyone else has seen the surge of memes making fun of cave divers recently. there was a comment on one that was like "cave divers with 4 kids, 2 degrees, a loving wife and a huge house when they learn that Satan's Sphincter has a 0% survival rate" it had me crying laughing

[library-bat-girl-deactivated202]

You'd think "oh, well they're rich dipshits with no training who pulled a Stockton Rush, IE: did something everyone told them not to and then died" but nope, 90% of cave diving stories are like "Johnny Wetsuit had 5000 hours diving experience, a doctorate in Cave Diveology from the most prestigious university in the world, was trained to swim by literal navy seals, was part dolphin and had the power of echo-location, God himself contacted him to let him know the conditions in Drowning Idiot Cave were going to be perfectly safe for cave diving, so he went Cave Diving, made one tiny mistake, and then he got stuck and drowned to death."

[liiionhearted]

ok but there’s a reason cave diving signs go so hard

[beardedmrbean]

My brother used to do SCUBA stuff and apparently there's spots in places like Lake Tahoe where there's just bodies that haven't been recovered because the people that could go and get them know better than to go diving in the parts of the lake where the bodies are.

[mama-germany]

I feel like the ‘Satan’s Asshole Cave’ meme is a bit of a misnomer though because half of these places are named. Nutty Putty. Darby Canyon. Wookey Hole.

It’s more like; Loopty Doopty Cavern, where 18 out of 25 known explorers had to have their bodies dragged out over excruciating 28 hour long recovery missions

[thoughtsickles]

people in books and tv shows are always getting so upset they throw an untouched meal in the trash. that would never be me. i'd receive the worst news of my life and still be like Let me put this in the fridge.

[thememedaddy]