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Kelly | 24 | She/Her | Australia

[fieldexplores]

Never Learned - Gator Days

[tastylemonbread]

friend who went to bed is a type of dead wife

[didderd-reblogs]

[sufjansjoy]

does anybody know how to get out of bed. or be a better person

[sufjansjoy]

wow

[ghc-deactivated20190415]

i constantly have to remind myself that pop rocks (not even a bootleg version, just pop rocks) existed in the fallout universe and if it was combined with nuka cola the effects would cause you to violently explode

[rosmaryne]

Fallout: New Vegas (dev. Obsidian Entertainment) ↳ Cowboy Hats For ED-E [x]

[carolsturka]

how it feels to talk about anything at all

[horrorofthebeast]

[the-prolefeed]

How old is this and why is it on my dash

[horrorofthebeast]

i made this in 2018

[the-prolefeed]

I admire your dedication to period accurate historical recreation

[kingcatnine]

talking about something i hate to someone who agrees with me: this is awful. not even fit for dogs.

talking about something i hate to someone who enjoys it: I'm sure it's good to people who like it

[toskarin]

something incredibly funny about dnd trying to get in on the cute animal of the week trend with a popular raccoon and, because this is how dnd works with regards to animals, doing so by releasing a statblock so you can fight and kill it

[toskarin]

putting "don't you dare" in the XP count but still explaining how one would go about fighting jimothy the raccoon, a random animal with a spinal condition, is killing me

[trans-sapphic-mess]

Do yall ever fantasize about having some sort of major illness/injury just so that for a time it's justified for you to be given attention and cared for so you don't feel guilty about it or are you just normal?

[viralfrog]

[blinkees]

updated the character limit on the blinkie maker! previously 15 characters, you can now attempt to cram a whopping 25 characters on your blinkies!! certain fonts and font sizes WILL cut off. use your best judgement ok?

[fasciation-fascination]

perfect

[helllnotes]

Ask me to walk on fucking water Malborn

[mysterycat-official]

this is my favourite tweet of all time

[ferrettaur]

So like an hour ago I just lear🪨︵︵ned that— what the fuck was that. Someone just skipped a rock across my post did you see that

[kikmessenger]

sits on my own blog like it’s the edge of a lake wistfully

[kikmessenger]

skips a stone over a few posts

[hitmyvape]

Actually embarrassing I have to send this text to the work gc