[peachy-faery]

you are my peach, you are my plum

[sarriane]

youre angle or youre devil

[zanimez]

please watch jenna marbles fuck around with a green screen im literally pissing myself

[nintendowiimote]

[softbrooklyn-deactivated2019052]

okay listen up people

TYPHOON MANGKHUT HAS THE EQUIVALENT STRENGTH OF A CATEGORY 5 HURRICANE

It’s TWICE the size of Florence, is the strongest ever recorded in the area and is about to hit the Philippines

Please, if you live in south east Asia, particularly the Philippines STAY SAFE, evacuate if you need to and if not listen to all safety precautions

[fuck-customers]

[life-of-eris]

If you had five billion you could hop from job to job, calling entitled customers idiots all across your city, putting the fear of You into every shithead in town until people become afraid to be rude to servers and cashiers, lest you emerge from the back room like some kind of manners-enforcing specter

[aceofsquiddles]

[vladtheunfollower]

[fireballat5thlevel-deactivated2]

please may i have some coochie

[fireballat5thlevel-deactivated2]

[pacificrim-archive]

[rocketmermaid]

Giant isopods are so cool but what’s with the sexy funk music

[hussainthemvp]

most sexual motherfucker in the ocean. 

[pervocracy]

observations from urgent care

- People who exercise a lot get knee injuries from overdoing it

- People who only exercise occasionally get knee injuries from being unprepared for the exertion

- People who don’t exercise get knee injuries from being out of shape

- Maybe knees just suck

[valtsv]

booty shorts that say “god won’t let me die” on the ass

[miyku]

Sombra’s demon hunter blizzcon 2018 skin

[tredlocity]

Bridge the generation gap by combining old and new slang into one

[tredlocity]

Mood to the max!

[tredlocity]

Tubular af

[memeitism]

groovy, i hate it

[blowmycandle]

Anyway here’s some of my favorite hurricane Florence facebook events

[hungwy]

im gonna roleplay as a functional person from now on

[well-welly-well-belly-belle]

I love how baby boomers will talk about child-rearing like “I was beaten and repressed as a kid and turned out fine” and then like fifteen minutes later they’ll be like “A cashier at a clothing store wouldn’t take my expired coupon, this is a PERSONAL AFFRONT and you have to help me get them FIRED.”

Like. Are you sure you turned out fine, though? Cuz like. It seems like maybe you didn’t.

[mostlysignssomeportents]

The future is here today: you can't play Bach on Youtube because Sony says they own his compositions

James Rhodes, a pianist, performed a Bach composition for his Youtube channel, but it didn’t stay up – Youtube’s Content ID system pulled it down and accused him of copyright infringement because Sony Music Global had claimed that they owned 47 seconds’ worth of his personal performance of a song whose composer has been dead for 300 years.

This is a glimpse of the near future. In one week, the European Parliament will vote on a proposal to force all online services to implement Content ID-style censorship, but not just for videos – for audio, text, stills, code, everything.

Just last week, German music professor Ulrich Kaiser posted his research on automated censorship of classical music, in which he found that it was nearly impossible to post anything by composers like Bartok, Schubert, Puccini and Wagner, because companies large and small have fraudulently laid claim to their whole catalogs.

Europeans have one week to contact their MEPs to head off this catastrophe.

Stop what you’re doing and contact two friends in the EU right now and send them to Save Your Internet – before it’s too late.

https://boingboing.net/2018/09/05/mozart-bach-sorta-mach.html

[oodlenoodleroodle]

The vote is scheduled 10-13. September.

Make a move now.

[startrekgifs]

This is so important.

Europe, please speak up and speak out.

[magicalishizu]

HI!! REMEMBER BACK IN JULY WHERE WE GOT FIRST PART OF ARTICLE 13 STOPPED? WELL NOW WE´RE IN ROUND 2!!

WE NEED TO STOP THIS!!

AND WE ONLY HAVE A FEW DAYS!!!  THE VOTE IS SET FOR 12 SEPT.!!

IF YOU LIVE IN EU CALL YOUR MP AND ASK THEM TO VOTE NO

AND YOU LIVE OUTSIDE EU PLZ SHARE SO AS MANY PPL AS POSSIBLE SEES THIS

I ONLY SAW A POST ABOUT IT TODAY , 7 SEPT.!!

WE NEED TO SPREAD THE WORD!!!!!!

[trapcard]

Me in my feminist class: susan b anthony was a racist and is still herald as a feminist icon and someone to be looked up too. this is an issue in modern day ‘feminism’ 

10 bobble-headed white girls in my class: ok but she fought for womens rights

Me: so are women of colour not women because she and a majority of the white suffragettes didn’t fight for them.

the same 10 goose neck white girls: ok but….women..voting…. 1920