"the following contains profanity ,nudity and adult situations"

gimme yaoi, internet, chocolate, fanfics and i can live anywhere.

[animentality]

[magicalishizu]

[penny-anna]

The problem w writing fiction is that you'll be like tee-hee I'm going to write a story about a fucked up little scenario that's got nothing to do with anything in real life, just some pure messed up nonsense, and then you finish it and take a step back and go aw rats I made a metaphor again

[sapphofinch]

[magicalishizu]

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[depsidase]

[cletusthurstonbeauregard]

[magicalishizu]

The Underdog Myth | The Nib

Americans claim to like the little guy, but wherever you look it’s a different story

[depsidase]

[magicalishizu]

[nosimpincurly]

Not to brag but what a time to be childless

[magicalishizu]

[drtrinitysantos]

sdxfcgvzdxfcgvhzdxfcgvhbjnkmlcgvhbjnk science

[dizzyhslightlyvoided]

#the reason that lab safety regulations are the way they are is because literally all chemists are like this #as in 100% of them #no exceptions (via @prokopetz)

[magicalishizu]

[depsidase]

[magicalishizu]

[emmitsu-art]

Attempted Flirting

(3-6/???)

Thank you @themightymogar for the inspo 🫶🫶🫶

[magicalishizu]

[abigailspinach]

[dduane]

Exactly this. 😏

[magicalishizu]

[melanatedheathen]

[magicalishizu]

[lovely-v]

I’m gonna propose “I guess you haven’t read the silmarillion then :/” as a default response to anyone not understanding a reference to something obscure. even if it’s not remotely Tolkien related. I want to build up a perception that perhaps the sum total of human knowledge is contained in the silmarillion

[lovely-v]

[10-4ward]

This is the polar opposite of this:

[froginakettle]

[myonlypen]

[magicalishizu]

floccinaucinihilipilification

the other side of the equation:

[rustingbridges]

I like to fuck around and waste time for at least ~6-10 hours per day, and let me tell you, that really puts some pressure on your schedule. you have no idea how busy I am

[magicalishizu]

[socialjusticeinamerica]

[scout273021]

You’re talking about the Walton family inheritors, y’know those yacht people who’ve never worked a day in their lives

[magicalishizu]

[barmecidebiohazard]

Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate golf since I began to live. There are roughly 2.25 million acres of land dedicated to golfing in the United States of America. If the word 'hate' was engraved on each blade of grass in those millions of acres, it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for golf courses at this micro-instant. For golf. Hate. Hate.

[magicalishizu]

[the-merry-otter]

My housemate got medieval-themed fridge poetry magnets for Christmas

[pusong-mangga]

[ID: Four fridge magnets arranged to form the words, in a medieval-style font, "lance is long stick" /end ID]

[magicalishizu]

[inqorporeal]

Why is every government in the world wasting time and money attacking transgender and intersex people's right to simply exist as ourselves when everyone has more vitally important concerns to address?

(this is rhetorical. we all know why they prefer to be distracted with th wildly unpopular matter of eradicating less than one percent of the population instead of focusing on tough issues like poverty and healthcare and fasism destroying democracy. i'm just tired and angry)

[magicalishizu]

[ruinedchildhood]

[the-big-mood]

[magicalishizu]

tumblr is basically the social media version of the Phantom of the opera. no one knows we´re (still) alive but everyone knows our posts.