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evilnicegirl

i was abandoned as a baby & raised by a wild pack of cigarettes

iamoutofideas

today’s scrandle

myteenangstbullshithasabodycount

flipchild

standards123

a CEO walks into his office “any messages?” he asks his assistant “two anons want to know who tom petty is and one just says ‘post your ballsack’” “got it. check my dashboard” “that skeleton gif you like is back again” he rubs his chin pensively “mm. reblog that”

seat-safety-switch

Have you bought things recently? Of course you have. Constantly buying things is mandatory for our way of life. If you don't do it, the government will come and put you in jail.

What's nice about this situation is that we all have different things to buy. You might collect wacky socks, I could be checking my package tracking list for any update about something that looks like a Nintendo vomited directly into a box of old SCSI cables, and a third person is emptying the contents of their wallet into the store that sells decorative jars. We all get our own special way to wonder if we have enough money for food at the end of the pay period.

This can feel pretty overwhelming, especially when nice things are available for free. Things like getting to see ducks landing on a pond. Hearing the laughter of a baby. Reconnecting with an old friend. Sunsets. You don't need to buy any of those, and that can lead people into believing that they should really be buying as little as possible. This radical belief inevitably gets them into trouble with our brutal paymasters.

We are constantly told that "the economy" will explode because of a loss of "consumer confidence." Unsold cars piling up on lots isn't because they're too expensive, it's because you aren't doing your part and injecting cash into the giant machine that turns it into yachts. How dare you be so selfish to have a two-year-old cell phone? You are killing the stock price, which in turn hurts all of us everyday Fortune 500 CEOs.

I have found a compromise, however. By only buying used garbage that someone else doesn't want, I can both help our beloved economy (by giving them money to buy a new thing) and still be able to eat when the rent payment is due. Nobody's throwing me into jail for radical buy-nothingism, unless the grocery store security guard suddenly becomes a lot faster when he catches me rooting through the dumpster for gently-expired meats. Should probably buy some better running shoes.

thememedaddy

ampervadasz

talizoraa

ozempicofficial

psych-is-the-name

According to color theory, brown has more positive connotations than negative. Brown is associated with nature, stability, and warmth. Also a rich neutral tone goes well with most decor.

sleepy-seal

im being so serious when i say this but we need to bring back the "my genitals are none of your business" "if gender is whats in my pants then my gender is some loose change" mentality from the late 2010's because too many people on here are openly flirting with exclusionary people who spout enbyphobic rhetoric. stop caring about what people's agabs are you assholes. they literally mean nothing. they're not a zodiac sign or indicative of people's character. you are not wholly pure or wholly evil because of your assigned sex. you're just a person.