less than exciting times

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[the-perfect-aesthetic]

[broodingsoul]

not to be dramatic but i would literally die for every one of these dogs

[ginger-ale-official]

Tumblr made no nut November permanent

[recentgooglesearches]

how to determine the gender of my nipples

[raccooncomic]

69. Camping

[yungkiitten]

⚠️Please read if you are a content creator or sex worker!! Adult content will no longer be allowed on tumblr starting December 17th⚠️

I do not give a fuck if this doesn’t suit your blog. Boost this so everyone can prepare and have a backup plan. This is absolute bullshit but they were never supporting us anyway.

And don’t give me “we don’t pay our taxes” because we do. Bye. Thanks for turning into shit Instagram.

[lessthanexciting]

You can find me on patreon.com/kreativekalika or @kreativekali on Twitter or @goddesskalika on instagram for sfw stuff.

[argentumnocturna]

My favorite Stephen Gammell illustrations from ‘Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark’.

[tlbodine]

MY CHILDHOOD

[whitepeopletwitter]

[halloweencrypt]

[lessthanexciting]

Things you maybe didn't know:

*Cemeteries and graveyards are different. Graveyards are technically a part of a church yard. Cemeteries aren't. There can be a chapel in a cemetery, though.

*Halloween is not a modern holiday, it has been celebrated in dozens of ways by dozens of cultures for like... ever.

*Vaginas do not "stretch out." They are rather elastic in nature.

*All white people benefit from racism

*It is appropriative and disrespectful for white people to don dia de los muertos makeup, clothing, and accessories.

*it is disrespectful and gross for people to wear stereotypical items and "be" a member of another culture for Halloween. Same with people dressing as a different gender for a joke or funny costume. I'm not saying you can't be the 11th doctor or Dana Scully, just be fucking polite ok?

*The Halloween movie franchise doesn't actually follow a single storyline. It's sort of all over the place, but I love them all anyway.

*Ouija as a name for a spirit board is owned by Hasbro. All others are just spirit boards.

*Black lives matter.

*Trans women are women. Trans men are men. And non binary people are people that actually exist.

*Jamie Lee Curtis of Halloween and general scream queen fame is the daughter of Tony Curtis (actor and singer) and Janet Leigh (actress in Psycho).

*The Conjuring movie universe currently consists of 5 films and is based on the real lives and cases of Ed and Lorraine Warren.

*Toxic masculinity hurts everyone, including men.

*In an article released by Forbes, Reeses peanut butter cups are generally the most popular Halloween candy.

[hazoret]

Yall I think I may have been cursed by a very muscular cat that lives outside

[laszlos-deactivated20250927]

???

[hazoret]

Okay I’m gonna tell yall the Legend of Buff Cat™

So we take care of a family of cats that live on our back porch basically. There’s Cat Stevens the mom, her four kittens, and Joe, a grey kitty that hangs out with them. We put food and water out every day and they come out and hang around and lounge and play and shit.

There’s a few other stray kitties that come in and bully them to get to the food. Big Head Cat, Tiger Kitty and Buff Cat. Buff Cat is the most RIPPED cat I have EVER seen. He’s all black and he has like a tiny white patch of fur on his chest. I only ever saw him ONCE until the other night when I heard cats fighting outside. Thinking it was my cat being a dick, I went to break it up, but he was upstairs and no where near the other cats. So I went downstairs and Buff Cat was there, by himself, sitting on top of the wooden fence and staring me down. It was creepy as SHIT. Like this cat has an ENERGY about him.

A few days after this incident my dad tells me he has a dream about my cat getting outside and then he looks out there and FUCKING SEES BUFF CAT STARING AT HIM. He has only seen this cat ONCE.

Anyways I go downstairs to get ready to walk to work at 7AM and I see him, again, just STARING at me, and manage to get a picture:

I swear to god I took this picture, BLINKED and he was gone. Like, looking at this picture makes me feel super wrong. I showed it to a friend and they told me I shouldn’t take pictures of Eldritch Beings.

So I JUST get finished telling this story to my good friends @maris-solstice and @foxcoloredcat and I decide I want to get a snack, so I walk downstairs and

THERE HE IS AGAIN IN THE SAME POSITION, STARING RIGHT AT ME. YOU’D THINK IT’S THE SAME PICTURE BUT THESE WERE, IN FACT, TAKEN 11 HOURS APART.

So there’s the story of how I am now cursed by a cat that is probably a demon or was probably at one time a person that was turned into a cat.

[laszlos-deactivated20250927]

Oh my god thats so weird!

That reminds me of a cat i called Atilla the Hun who was a big mf and would linger by the pool during winter. He had like a mane of beige fluff around his neck

[eyesoftirnoch]

OP it sounds like you have a fairy. The Cat Sìth (Scottish Gaelic: [kʰaht̪ ˈʃiː]) or Cat Sidhe (Irish: [kat̪ˠ ˈʃiː], Cat Sí in new orthography) is a fairy creature from Celtic mythology, said to resemble a large black cat with a white spot on its chest. I would suggest appeasement.

[hazoret]

HOLY SHIT

[skgdesigns]

@lessthanexciting looks so freaking beautiful wearing the double harness combination.

Get The Look: 

On the top, she’s wearing a purple and pink lace pentagram harness. Underneath that, she’s wearing a mint green tempest harness.

[lessthanexciting]

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[skgdesigns]

Did you know that mint is an option? Just in time for spring!  The stunning @lessthanexciting is wearing a tempest harness in mint. 

Right now, the Tempest is discounted and available for purchase! <3 

[lessthanexciting]

The incredible goddess @zoomdoomfloozy aka my roommate in the very first set of pictures I took of her 💜 #antlers #goddessofthehunt #athena #pagan #tattoo #tattedgirls #ink #inkedgirls #makeup #colors #redhairdontcare

[lessthanexciting]

I did wear green today! But only a little 💚 happy #stpatricksday My favorite way to celebrate is to stay home and take pictures 😘 stay safe out there!! . . . . . . . #makeup #wiglife #vintage #rotary #telephone #skglife #skg #harness #pastelqueen #pastels #lingerie #lace #mint #curvy #curvymodel #curvygirl #undies #selfiesaturday #selfshot

[jaseminedenisephotography]

The Love Witch // @lessthanexciting

Just in time for Valentine’s Day, Kalika did a fantastic photoshoot commemorating an important woman in horror, The Love Witch. 

Velvet Pentagram: @skgdesigns // Photography by: @jaseminedenisephotography

Use Kalika’s code ‘Kalika’ to get 10% off your SKG order. Also, pledge to Kalika’s Patreon to see more of her amazing sets. 

[skgdesigns]

The gorgeous @lessthanexciting wearing her lace pentagram harness. In a pastel mood? This set definitely puts me in one!