Please DNI if you are a minor.

Any pronouns

[kotortwo]

got fired from being the entertainer at a bachelor party for twisting the groom-to-be's dick into a poodle shape

[json-derulo]

sitting my white ass down and listening

[dear-ao3]

[ID: Ao3 comment “that uti boutta be CRAAZZZYY” /End ID]

[6balls]

if you think showing ur kids harry potter will radicalize them u are wrong and u should just instead watch a bug’s life and chicken run. there are gays in there, even. no not “canonically,” shut up, i’m old and in my day we simply UNDERSTOOD when a chicken was a lesbian or a stick bug was a gay man with the telepathic connection between our massive gay brains like the baby geniuses. i took a benadryl

[6balls]

stop reblogging this post OP has a foot fetish

[outofcontextdiscord]

[bobdylanyaoi]

when the guitar solo starts touching your clit

[legojackmanz]

Lets work on healthy habits like not saying this

[bobdylanyaoi]

lets work on healthy habits like minding your own damn business

[3000s]

dreamt that walmart was doing some kind of sale where they partnered with a company called "freevaginaphotos.com" and when i bought something they also printed out a picture of someones vagina and gave it to me

[pegasuswyvern9]

you do not get to destroy other peoples bodies

[3000s]

thank you for reminding me, i was about to destroy someones body until i saw this

[moonlitorchestrator]

"mind control is sex" "fighting is sex" "groping is sex" "injections are sex" maybe sex doesn't exist. maybe everyone is just making it up

[dogpuppy]

I wish I could have heard you sing this… I bet you have a beautiful voice

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

*gooncave begins to fill with rushing water*

[broken-horn-of-equius]

Pwease mr obama pwease save me i downt wanna die

[maxxie-or-smth]

be careful you sick fuck

[alphabetizing-posts]

be careful fuck sick you

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

you are now a cat in the warrior cats universe! Spin these wheels for your name!

Do you like it?

YES!!!

yes

eh it's okay

no.

IM MOON MOON

results/other

Voting ended onJul 30

note: I (the owner of this blog and maker of wheels) am not into warrior cats! I just thought this would be fun to make

(prefixes and suffixes from @yarrowleef)

[angrychicagoan24]

NO. THIS CANT HAVE FUCKING HAPPENED TO ME NO

[mediumstrongcoffee]

[lakevida]

it doesnt make sense that a penis would get bigger if yoiu jerk it off youre literally compressing it. go crumple a can rn and tell me its bigger im not buying this narrative

[pinene]

Okay So .. This is What Casual Misandry Looks Like Everybody

[lakevida]

im trying to go pro if anyone has any tips

[human-pet-they]

COME ONNN

[sunderwight]

Piece of Asian media: *has a title that's obviously not in English*

Fan Translators: hmm taking into account the intention of the original and the rules of both languages, plus the tone of the story, the best title would probably be something like Adherent of the Blade of Duality, but probably an official translation would want to shorten it to Blade of Duality, or perhaps Double-Edged Sword to borrow a popular turn of phrase that also fits thematically--

Official English Translators: Master of Double-Penetration

[judilyart]

happy yuri day to all sapphics 💕👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩

art prints of these here

[lady-of-vitreous-sight]

tried to set a trap for the wandering hero of justice but instead i caught the wandering villainous pervert. but i have no clue what to do with it. the trap was supposed to be really embarrassing and demeaning but the villainous pervert seems to outright enjoy that kind of thing.

[moonlitorchestrator]

This was a pretty awesome trap can you let me out now

[lady-of-vitreous-sight]

I was gonna use it as a test subject for an assault and battery of tests but it's hard to do pervert experiments on someone who's already a pervert. No, I'm not going to let you out. Uh. Presses the lever that drops you through a series of pipes and chutes surrounded by disembodied hands that force you into a pretty dress that's secretly a bondage thing but you're also still being held up dangling by the hands.

[moonlitorchestrator]

Kyaaaaa~!!! XD

[lady-of-vitreous-sight]

Ugh. It doesn't even repeat insistently that it'll defeat me. What's the point?

[maskdoll]

i will defeat you

[lady-of-vitreous-sight]

Wait fuck did the trap not reset in time. You shouldn't be down here, little hero. I left a little package of herotreats in the. Definitely-not-a-trap up there. Don't you want them?

[maskdoll]

the only thing i want is to defeat every villain. starting with you

[lady-of-vitreous-sight]

No! Wait! Stop! That's my favorite white tile on the floor right there! If you step on it and get it dirty... I don't know what I'd do. I'd be defeated forever.

[maskdoll]

you fool. you've revealed your weakness. steps on it triumphantly

[lady-of-vitreous-sight]

There's a clicking sound, a gear turning, and the tile begins to depress. Immediately and unceremoniously followed by several large, fast robotic hands reaching in and grabbing each of maskdoll's limbs. Picking it up and holding it in the air.

Foolish little hero! Why would I ever tell you my weakness? My real favorite white tile is secreted away far away from here.

[maskdoll]

what the hell. release me at once so i can defeat you

[lady-of-vitreous-sight]

Now why would I do that, little hero? While I have you here at my mercy, I could do all kinds of things...

[Goes to grab my toothbrush]

Wait, wait, wait. Villainous pervert I see you reaching for the controls with a free hand are you trying to get away?

[moonlitorchestrator]

I'm just trying to see what else I can activate! ☆ ~ XP

[lady-of-vitreous-sight]

You know that if you activate anything, you and the hero of justice will be forced through the same chambers and end up in the same weird outfit. Then it'd be too hard for me to tell the two of you apart. Also don't press anything I still need to challenge the hero of justice to a game of tickling.

[moonlitorchestrator]

I HAVE TO ACTIVATE IT IMMEDIATELY. STARTS FLAILING FOR THE CONTROLS

[lady-of-vitreous-sight]

NO! BAD PERVERT!

Before the villainous pervert can be stopped, it manages to press several different buttons. Several contraptions activate at the same time, dropping it and the hero down a series of different chutes that each seem to now have an excess of different devices all activating simultaneously.

Both pervert and villain have various pieces of their outfits removed and replaced over and over. Cat ears and clown noses, bondage mitts and metallic visors, colorful sleeves and shiny collars, demon tails and dragon horns. An eclectic medley of pieces is tacked on and taken off while speakers play overlapping speeches. Until eventually the chutes end and the two drop down to the final layer.

Now look at what you've done! The two of you are a mess. In your excitement you've left the theme chaotic and nonsensical. Various features from all kinds of themes and plays. Which one of you wants to defeat me, again?

[moonlitorchestrator]

i will defeat you

[lady-of-vitreous-sight]

Alright, and which one of you pressed the buttons?

[maskdoll]

I pressed the buttons~! ^_^

[lady-of-vitreous-sight]

Alright.

Tch. All my traps and devices need to be reset. That'll take time to do manually. Not much else I can do with the two of you anyway, then. Have fun in the weird outfits.

Presses the button that flings you far off away from here.

[sunray-angel]

what the hell

[homkamiro]

Some blockhead just asked if Asgore pollinates Flowery will he end up pregnant in dark world

[lunaburg3r]

I couldn't let OP's tags go unseen