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murder isn't okay however sometimes your friends have REALLY bad parents
dont get mad but i may have made some posts that cater to my tastes on my own blog that anybody can quietly unfollow or block. im so sorry
commenting under mutual's posts like a creepy middle aged man...hellu beautiful lady ican show you da world come to daddy pretty princess gorjus girl
it does be like this
Shih Tzu missed the potty pad, cast a time-travel spell, missed the spell, and now doesnt know where he is.
Daniel Molloy: YOU MADE ME LIKE THIS! YOU GOT ME ALL HOPPED UP ON YOUR BLOOD! I CAN'T HELP THAT ALL I CAN DO IS THINK OF YOU 24/7 šš
Also Daniel Molloy: *Wakes up crying because Armand isn't with him and falls ass over tits because of the way Armand laughs, before they've ever shared a drop of blood*
Armand:
Stop Humidity the air is trying to touch me Inappropriately
no idea what has her making this face
she remembered shes a little cat and has nothing to worry about
idk who needs to hear this but itās healthier for you to just accept that youāre gonna be kinda fat than it is to live the rest of your life miserably trying to monitor yourself to maintain a skinny weight your body doesnāt want to hold onto
i have too much joie de vivre for this
iām so serious when i say excessive fear of being annoying/creepy/taking up peopleās energy etc holds us back. it seems like itās just little things but they add up. over the past month iāve ordered food and drinks almost exclusively by asking ādo you have a favorite?ā and i know if i said that on twitter or wherever ppl would dogpile me for demanding emotional labor of servers or w/e but every single person iāve asked has seemed genuinely psyched to answer! i donāt ask if itās busy obvi, and use a phrasing that gives them the easy out of āi donāt have oneāā but no one has taken it! the girl at the cafe confessed to me with something like conspiracy in her voice how everybody raves about the gluten free chocolate chip cookies and sure, theyāre great, but the delicious, fluffy homemade waffles are RIGHT THERE. the barbera the bartender recommended was actually kind of awful but it broke the ice and we ended up talking for like 45 minutes. the bodega guy declared that he usually makes himself a burger but tonight was āa breakfast sandwich nightā and tbh he was totally right. it WAS a breakfast sandwich night
thank you tumblr user @saw5. tumblr user saw 5 gets it
WhyDontYouWantMe.com
I just got on the elevator with Maggie and some other guy I've never seen before in my entire life. None of us said anything getting on but he hit my floor button and then his. He just knew what floor we were going to. With such confidence. Said not a word.
ohhhhhhh
when one of them is terrified of the way the other demonstrates love