i refused to stay buried because i love you why are you running
babe it's me i'm just covered in dirt and blood because i had to claw my way up into the light and crawl on my hands and knees back home to you stop screaming
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i refused to stay buried because i love you why are you running
babe it's me i'm just covered in dirt and blood because i had to claw my way up into the light and crawl on my hands and knees back home to you stop screaming
sometimes in knitting you just have to go 'nobody but me will notice this mistake' and keep going
I highly recommend doing the same thing in life.
final projects time in ceramics and ppl are like "i'm making a teapot" "i'm making a cute mushroom pitcher" and my ass is over here like "what if i make a big ass hamster cookie jar where u have to put your hand down its throat"
ADHD time blindness be like "oh, today is the 30th? that's fine, December is still next month, that's forever away!
...what do you mean tommorrow?"
happy 1 year anniversary to this post,
DECEMBER IS TOMMORROW.
AGAIN.
what mammal has achieved maximum dead
He works so hard! 🐸💚
this is the funniest thing I’ve seen in weeks
✨Froggy ✨☺️💙
this is nuts
Here’s the actual image! It’s so much more impressive when you can see the individual emojis 👀
I was like “no way in hell” until I zoomed in like an inch and let out an audible “aah-!” in distress. This is really cool but also Nope.
a few small haunted houses.
fucking woah, this is so good
I’m blown away.
Kinda fucked up and nasty how vampires drink blood, imo. Like. Pepsi costs a dollar seventy five
Hospital
Not me I’m paying a dollar seventy five. At the hospital
I feel like we’re getting off topic
So is pepsi if you steal it?
Because it’s only a dollar seventy five
Why in God's name would a vampire drink pepsi
Why would anyone drink Pepsi?
Huh?
That’s why I’m not a fan of the sexy vampire trope.
1. It’s overused and supports the current status quote of typical vampire supremacy:worshiping rich folk.
2. Vampires prey upon humans and therefore symbolize capitalists preying on the working class.
3. Werewolves are much sexier imo.
am I having a stroke????
you might want to go to the hospital then
I hear the Pepsi is cheaper there
i scrolled down for an explanation and there wasn’t one but i think i’m ok with that
But the explanation is legit cool. Way back in the 1930s as public education started to become more standard in the US, a series of English Language Primers were created starring young children named Dick and Jane, their baby sister Sally, and their dog, Spot. The series ran until 1965. In it, you’d see Dick and Jane doing various things and a story made of simple sentences.
The stories are forever embedded in the American psyche, with iconic phrases from the books like “See Spot run” or “Fun with Dick and Jane” still being well-known enough decades later to be turned into movie titles.
Meanwhile, in the UK, the Ladybird imprint of the Penguin publishing house created their own version of Dick and Jane primers in 1964 called Keywords with Peter and Jane featuring a far more British family and their more British sensibilities. The series is still in print and has sold over 80 million books.
Both the US and UK books were often criticized for their not-so-hidden messaging. In the utopian vision of childhood they promoted, mothers wore high heels and stayed at home to clean clean clean, fathers went to work, people of color were invisible, poverty didn’t exist, and everyone everywhere was oh so cheerful and polite. While the US stopped printing Dick and Jane books just as the Civil Rights movement was gathering momentum, the UK has continued to create and publish these culturally out-of-touch books for decades, only occasionally updating egregiously racist or misogynistic images in response to public outcry.
Enter artist and satirist Miriam Elia. In 2014 she launched a successful Kickstarter campaign to create a satirical version of the Peter and Jane books called We Go to the Gallery (pictured above). As the book entered its second printing, Penguin sued her for copyright infringement. She promptly changed the models for Peter and Jane, renamed the characters John and Susan, created her own independent publishing house named Dung Beetle Books, and republished the book with new art to great commercial success.
She now has an entire series of satirical primers called the Dung Beetle Reading Scheme books. Her latest hilariously perfect book is We Do Lockdown, in which Mummy, John and Susan go through an indefinite period of self-isolation during lockdown. In this solitary time, the children are forcibly adapted to the ‘new normal’, where a joyless existence is heroically embraced to save humanity. The children come to have no real-life friends, no education, and are conditioned to see their peers as portable germ vessels.
amazing.
I still don't know what I'm wearing to the living room New Years Eve... I might not even go.
3500 years ago a bunch of people decided to build a tower to the sky and now I have to worry about keeping up my Duolingo streak
why would you blame the people reaching for heaven instead of the god who cursed them
add that one to the list, boys