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[huffylemon]

[kommunistkaitou]

According to my brother, the camera operators are told in advance when they're going to be cut to or at least given a heads-up, so this guy assumed he was safe to use his camera basically as a pair of binoculars bc he wasn't supposed to get the focus. But the person who was switching between camera feeds accidentally cut to his camera by mistake instead of the one that was supposed to be filming, so they ended up televising what was supposed to be one man's private cockroach observation moment.

[important-animal-images]

[theoutcastrogue]

[geigergearz]

I showed them to my mom once and she pointed at the kitten and said “petty theft” and pointed to the big cat and said “grand larceny”

[tothechaos]

me trying to convince myself that the whole spectrum of human emotions is a good and necessary thing to feel even if its not comfortable while im actively experiencing emotions that make me feel like my bones are being dissolved in acid

[computationalcalculator]

[frankie-catfish-morales]

This is the funniest shit I have ever seen in my life I am CRYING

[neil-gaiman]

Why do you use tumbrl as your main social media? Is not a bit outdated and filled with weird ppl?

Very much so! It's definitely outdated and filled with weird people. But I'm afraid it has some downsides as well.

[animentality]

[disasterofahuman]

[ekjohnston]

This is the best example of the difference between writing as community participation (for fun) and writing as your job (for rent).

[askayallqu-deactivated20140422]

Isn’t this that daft punk song

[dredsina]

work it regular make it softer do it harder makes us porridge

[yokowan]

Visit Original Link

[viralfrog]

[todaysbird]

it’s crazy how much diversity there can be in one species…these are all pictures of the same bird species (red-tailed hawk)

[todaysbird]

what they all have in common:

[misssquirrel]

The look of annoyance and utter disdain at the human exposing their wing pit.

[utah-mountain-drifter-deactivat]

Yes.

[weirdnaturalscience]

UNHAND ME FEATHERLESS BIPED

[sandmandaddy69]

[samagotchi-deactivated20160205]

when u accidentally click a link so u dont release the mouse and kind of slowly drag away from the link. threat avoided. citizens safe. for now.

[kuruk]

Do you have time to talk about ballpoint pen

[medievalthymes]

Why do you study history

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[rappersdoingnormalshit-blog]

[st3fan00]

Why Wayne got socks in the jacuzzi

[whitegirlsaintshit]

those are his hooves you bitch

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

happy 10 years of those are his hooves you bitch

[whitegirlsaintshit]

why the FUCK am i still on here

[puppygirllaika]

not to sound old fashioned or whatever but getting rid of payphones is a mistake, and the only reason we should do it is if we're replacing them with free, public use phones. Having the ability to reach out to others in every place of public congress and transit is an important safety feature and the advent and adoption of smartphones does not negate their utility.

I know i've already lost this battle, so it's somewhat pointless to say, but smartphones die. chargers aren't always there. smartphones break. some people don't have them. Being able to call someone and ask for help, to get in touch with friends and family, without relying on something you yourself own, is a societal good.

Furthermore, expecting everybody to have a single piece of fragile technology on them at all times to the point that critical services are not available without them is truly mind-boggling to me. This goes for things like restaurant menus and transit maps as well. you should be able to navigate the world without a brick made by Apple or Samsung, and if you can't, then something is fundamentally broken. It's one thing for new technology to augment an existing real-world experience, it's another thing to usurp it entirely.