The Gallimaufry.

Gal·li·mau·fry/ˌgaləˈmôfrē/ Noun: 1. A confused jumble or medley of things. 2. A hash made from diced or minced meat. Hello, my name is Kit c: He/him. Australian. Queer. Musician. Fat. ESFP. 3w2.

[sheherlockholmes]

people will claim to be filled with whimsy and joy for life but then hate musicals……. the vile tongue of man will never cease lying

[sheherlockholmes]

[lizdoart]

dream tiger,,,,,, she has bewitched me,,,,,,

[thememedaddy]

[pangur-and-grim]

alright I'm almost finished Project Hail Mary, and I have to say, I don't get why people are shipping the guy with Markiplier when he's already in a perfectly healthy queer-platonic relationship with the alien spider made of rocks

[pangur-and-grim]

that's insane. we need to change this

[dingdongyouarewrong]

i'm getting the sense some of you are not actually forklift certified.

[averagejoey2000]

[dingdongyouarewrong]

well damn . egg on my face

[dingdongyouarewrong]

THE PLOT THICKENS @averagejoey2000 explain yourself

[averagejoey2000]

I can't believe this is how I'm finding out that I got a scam forklift cert.

I took the cargo ops class at school but my teacher explained that it doesn't give a certification and I'd only be okay for ship's crane and the school forklifts. she said I could take an online exam and get my cert. I paid 60 bucks.

I'm googling and I'm seeing a lot of resources saying that the online programs cover the classroom part of the exam but not the in person practical aspect.

29 CFR 1910.178 (l)(2)(ii)

but I did the in person practical shit at school.

[averagejoey2000]

the back of the card even had fancy numbers on it. I couldn't have known that this isn't the one. this website sounded more official than certifyme.net, and there wasn't one with a .gov address.

[averagejoey2000]

so, I emailed OSHA, and they said that so long as I live and work in California, there's no such thing as forklift certification. I have to be told how to do it every time I get the job.

[averagejoey2000]

Update: I took a certification class in shipboard Material Handling Equipment at my federal job. *now* I'm forklift certified, but only on ships and piers and only for this company, but also rated to forklift explosives and hazardous materials. Also I'm a woman now.

[evilscientist3]

California quail we're unforgettable,

Black head with big feather on top

[hiveswap]

Everyone go look up the song nasa banned from space

[hiveswap]

Don't forget to play it loud as fuck

[kowai-kabuki-tanuki]

please….listen to the whole thing. And imagine that you are IN SPACE in 1973 and you JUST woke up. Every time you adjust…it escalates somehow.

This song had to be designed in a lab for the sole purpose of fucking with astronauts. whoever added it to the NASA playlist was a genius.

[hiveswap]

It took them two tries to ban it?

[409-conflict]

Help prove or disprove a hypothesis … FOR SCIENCE

Hypothesis: Australians are the only people who leave the energy-rating stickers on appliances

Australian, I leave them on

Australian, I take them off

Not Australian, I leave them on

Not Australian, I take them off

Voting ended onJul 16

NB: Nationality is a social construct and this is a Tumblr poll, no need to prove your bona fides

[intricateritualist]

FOR SCIENCE!

[lurantics]

Im not sure this exists outside of Australia because I have no idea what you're referring to and googling it mentions it as an Australian phenomenon!

[intricateritualist]

In Australia, they look like this.

The US version would be the energy guide stickers (only when stuck to the outside, not when they’re like dangling in the middle of your fucking dishwasher or whatever.)

Different countries might have different versions of this, but it’s usually a sticker applied to the outside of an appliance - on the door of your fridge, say, or the lid of a washing machine.

[jboh-art]

[zhuanghongru]

1400 year old ginkgo tree.

 地點：陝西省西安市古觀音禪寺 

Photography: Han Fei

[tpwrtrmnky]

the real answer to almost every "does [identity A] belong in [identity B] spaces" question is actually just "these spaces are informal social groups and if you're cool you can hang, don't worry about it"

[tpwrtrmnky]

You can be Homer Simpson at the lesbian bar. It's fine. Don't worry about it.

[lizardlicks]

not without those fire exits I'm not. have fun in your death trap, ladies

[redstonedust]

the usual fearmongering around detransition and testosterone feels pretty unserious when you already know and love trans and intersex women. like sure maybe you will regret it, but so what? worst case scenario you end up as a woman who has experienced the effects of having elevated testosterone in her system. there are a lot of those. you will survive.

[morphmaker]

are there palm tree Ents

[morphmaker]

Palm Tree Ents: The Appendices

[thelambliesdown1974]

everyone on the block hates me because I have to take my pet loose sheet of aluminum siding on a walk every day at 3am

[ceruleanheaven]

brought nothing to the gun fight. whatever man

[fireleaptfromhousetohouse]

[localpubliclibrary]

It's literally crazy luck that I've only ever come across nails ever since I got my hands on my awesome hammer