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*reminder*
just because i’m very slow with replies doesn’t mean i don’t care about our plot !!!
Hello I’m Ket, and this is my rp blog for Miss Fortune.
INFO:
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multi-shipping accepted. multiple plotlines with multiple blogs welcome!
I will selectively rp with ocs, although champs from League are all welcome.
MF is 24 as am I
I dont know if I am currently able to put my art on RP posts, but I’ll be sure to paint pictures with my words.
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For background on my interpretation of Sarah Fortune please read the below;
Miss Fortune (Fortune for short, Sarah to those closest to her)
Current residence:
On her ship the Syren, sailing wherever the wind may take her in her free time. hunting criminals and meeting those fortunate (heh) to cross her bloodstained path of beauty and danger.
Current relations:
None developed yet
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About will be developed as the blog comes along
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Physical Attributes:
height: 167 cm
weight: 140 lbs
age: 24
cup size: DD
birthdate: February 6th
zodiac: Aquarius
shoe size: 8
favorite fruit: oranges
favorite color: yellow
family: ded
“Suck what?”
“Suck my ass. You know, it’s a Noxian expression, meaning you can fuck off.” Katarina rolled her eyes. “Do I really have to explain everything to you?”
“Oohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. No, I see. I thought you meant what you said in a much more literal sense, which made no sense. Clearly if anyone was sucking anyones ass, it would be you sucking mine, while I sat on your face and made you my bitch.”
"Aaalright..." Katarina was slightly disturbed. Conversations with the warlord always seemed to take this strange turn. "Well, I assume everyone can have their fantasies..."
heads up
if i ever stop talking to you as much
its not you
there are a lot of things going on right now and idk what im doing and i often forget the fact that i have friends omfg
i still want to be close
if i ever message/text/call/ect you a lot
pls let me know bc i dont want to make you uncomfortable or bug you
be a Pal; dont let me make an asshat out of myself
ps its more than likely because i want to be close
omg please read this
“Now, Kat, the object of this exercise is to hit the target.”
The drunk woman growled at the man who had been mocking her. She thought she'd nail the knive-throwing game at the Noxian game-fair. The daggers that she had to use, where obviously messed with, even with the amount of alcohol she had consumed, she could know. "Fuck this!" She yelled, pulling out one of her own beautifully adorned daggers and violetly throwing it at the target-- hitting it perfectly. "I want my fucking prize, now!"
“Suck what?”
"Suck my ass. You know, it's a Noxian expression, meaning you can fuck off." Katarina rolled her eyes. "Do I really have to explain everything to you?"
Have you ever had to assassinate a good friend?
"No. I don't do close friends."
Send my muse “Have you ever” questions!
“Robin Hood: Men in Tights” Starters
[Feel free to adjust pronouns to fit.]
“Hey nonny nonny and a ho ho ho!” “I’m so sorry, but we cannot seat you without the proper attire. See?” “That’s much better. Now, I leave you in the capable hands of ____.”
“And if there’s anything you require, please don’t hesitate to scream.” “And which king might that be? King Richard? King Louis? King Kong? Larry King?” “Now that you’re here with me, what we have is great strength of feet!” “Oh, damn my eyes!” “I just told him/her/them the good news and… and… and I’m in deep shit.” “I hope someone’s getting the video of this.” “Your back just got punched twice.” “Okay, honkies. Time in!” “But you grew some nice boobs!” “Unfortunately, my *relative/authority figure* couldn’t get me into the National Guard.” “Pissed off? If I was that close to a ____’s wiener, I’d worry about getting pissed on.” “I’ll pay for this! … You’ll pay for this! Kill them! Wait, I’ve changed my mind!” “Good. Tell him/her/them that. And tell him/her/them I vow to put an end to the injustice. Right the wrongs. End the tyranny. Restore the ____. Protect the ____. Introduce ____. Demand a four-day workweek and health care for ____ and ____.”
“You better get out of that tub before that thing begins to rust.” “I hope against hope, I wish against wish, that the heavens/*whatever* bring me a kind, wonderful, gentle ____ who possesses the key to my… heart.” “The day began so good. I had a good night’s sleep. I had a good BM. I don’t wanna hear any bad news.“ “Maybe if you tell me the bad news in a good way, it won’t sound so bad.” “Looks like a Seder at Vincent Price’s house.” “It’s very fascinating, but I’m afraid I’m going to have to hurt you.”
“Not the point. It’s the principal of the thing.” “What part of ____ you from? South Central/*wherever*?” “Man, white men can’t jump.” “You look ravishing, my dear.” “Rumors of your beauty have traveled far and wide, yet I see they hardly do you justice.” “It’s been a wonderful party, and I’d/we’d/they’d love to stay and all that, but I’m afraid I/we/they really must dash.” “That’s disgusting.” “I/we/they didn’t land on ____. ____ landed on me/us/them!” “Now, ____, the object of this exercise is to hit the target.” “What are you smelling?” “Take a heavy rock. Put it where I’m sitting. Then pull that lever.” “Kiss me! Kiss me! Touch me!” “I was that close. I touched it.” “And who might you be with the long feather in your hat?” “Suck what?” “____ is gonna be D-E-D. Dead.” “But first, I must warn you: it could only be a kiss. For I am a virgin and could never… go all the way. Unless, of course, I were married. Or if a ____ pledged his/her/their endless love to me. Or if I knew that he/she/they desperately cared for me. Or if he/she/they were really cute.” “____, fix your boobs.” “Schmuck!” “Oh, good. They’ve opened the salad bar.” “You’ll be mine? You’ll give yourself to me every night? And sometimes right after lunch?” “Would you care for a blindfold?” “Consider this foreplay!” “It is the key to the greatest treasure in all the land!” “It’s not the size that counts! It’s how you use it!” “I always wanted to marry a ____.” “Wait. I have an idea. Call a locksmith!”
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The Princess Diaries Sentence Meme
“Stop daydreaming. You’ll be late for school.”
“Just remember, when you make your speech, don’t’ look at people. Pick a spot on the back wall, don’t take your eyes off of it, and speak loudly.”
“As manager of the team, I really think you should be a part of the team.”
“You never saw two idiots exchange saliva before?”
“You know, for a second there, I thought you were going A-crowd on me.”
“I am never going to be a good public speaker.”
“Tea? She came all the way from Europe to have tea?”
“Why should I go see the snobby lady who ignores us?”
“Let me look at you. You look so…young.”
“Me? A princess?”
“Why would you pick me to be your princess?”
“Since your father died, you are the natural heir to the throne. That’s our law.”
“I’m royal by marriage.”
“You are royal by blood.”
“My expectation in life is to be invisible and I’m good at it.”
“In my wildest dreams, I never expected this to happen.”
“You are the legal heir, the only heir to the throne, and we will accept the challenge of helping you become the princess that you are.”
“You will study languages, history, art, political science.”
“I’m no princess.”
“I refuse to move to and rule a country.”
“I don’t want to be a princess.”
“For the time being, the child needs protection.”
“Can you see me walking one step behind someone for the rest of my life?”
“Just in case I’m not enough of a freak already, let’s add a tiara.”
“You are so lucky you don’t know who your parents are.”
“As always, this is as good as it’s gonna get.”
“Is there something else about me and my life I might want to know about?”
“That is not a sensible car for a princess.”
“The promise of tomorrow hung in the air.”
“I’m on the verge of becoming a nutcase and my parent’s think I need an attitude adjustment.”
“Does your bad posture affect your hearing?”
“When walking in a crowd, one is under scrutiny all the time.”
“Princesses never cross their legs in public.”
“I was watching you earlier and you’re very tense.”
“The quickest way to a Spanish heart is dance.”
“You’ve been wearing black too long.”
“Don’t always think you can get a ride with me.”
“You use to care more about what was inside your head instead of on it.”
“No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.”
“Can you please pretend you have a life for just one moment?”
“I am so sick of you ragging on me all the time and always telling me what to do.”
“Are you really sure you can run a country? You can barely keep your goldfish alive for more than a couple of days.”
“It was pride and ego who drove me to know that royalty would see one day the beauty was mine.”
“Doesn’t anyone respect royalty anymore?”
“She has never been normal. She was born a royal.”
“I’ve made a list of all the reasons for you not to be a princess.”
“I don’t want to run my own country.”
“No one can quit being who they really are, not even a princess.”
“Well done. The worst is over.”
“Why don’t we cancel lessons for today and just have some fun?”
“Did my father always want to be a prince?”
“Chivalry isn’t dead, you know.”
“You are the coolest queen ever!”
“I think I might get my first real kiss.”
“There’s no one I’d rather be here with than you.”
“Just because you don’t to be our princess doesn’t mean we’re sending you into exile.”
“Is this the way a princess should act?”
“You’re saying that as a queen, I was too harsh on her.”
“I was critical of the person who could become the next ruler of my country.”
“You being a princess is kind of a miracle.”
“Wow is having the power to effect change, make people listen.”
“Someday I might grow out of that but you will never stop being a jerk.”
“The truth is, I think you’d make a very fine princess.”
“People think princesses are supposed to wear tiaras, marry the prince, always look pretty and live happily ever after but it’s so much more than that.”
“I couldn’t bear to disappoint you again.”
“Courage is not the absence of fear but rather the judgment that something else is more important than fear.”
“The brave may not live forever but the cautious do not live at all.”
“Their decision tonight will affect the queen, the court, and all the people of this small but proud country.”
“Normally I get so nervous that I faint or run away or sometimes I even get sick.”
“Earlier this evening I had ever intention of giving up my claim to the throne.”
“Probably all I ever do is think about myself.”
“If I were princess then my thoughts and the thoughts of people smarter than me would be much better heard and just maybe those thoughts could be turned into actions.”
“This was my very first tiara.”
“I recognize the same spirit in you as someone else I know. Me.”
“You saw me when I was invisible and just because I’m royal doesn’t mean I’m very different.”
“Everybody’s got pre-coronation jitters…including me.”
I’m YOURS? Don’t KID yourself. I belong to me. NO ONE CAN OWN ME.
RPer Awareness Announcement
the-archetype-of-civilization:
Ask memes.
This a bigger issue than people think. I know people make tons of them, all the way down to RP prompts, questions, drabbles, all that jazz. But this sort of thing needs to be recognized and needs to be addressed:
If someone is reblogging millions upon a millions of ask memes, you should do that person a favor and try to at least send a couple or so asks.
The reason why is because many people on this site want to feel wanted. They want to feel loved and they like the attention, but perhaps it’s just the way I feel about it. Either way, it goes a long night way if you send someone an ask. I’ve seen many of my favorite RP blogs get close to shutting down because no one took the time to send at least one ask to that person and it’s sad. People reblog literally PAGES of ask memes and no one sends them anything.
So, please, just try to care for your fellow partner and send an ask. You never know when their blog might break because of it.
The male fox yawned as he stood in front of the red headed female, his arms folded across his chest and his tails swaying behind him. "You lost or need something?" He asked bluntly as he tried to hide another yawn.
For a second, Katarina had thought herself to be in big trouble: a Noxian on Ionian lands was never good. Though, the fox in front of her didn’t seem to care enough, since he knew her name and didn’t seem too hostile.
Well, Katarina couldn’t quite just admit that she had indeed gotten lost in the dense Ionian jungle. That’d be a sign of weakness. So instead, Katarina huffed, crossing her arms over her chest as she tried to stand as tall as possible– yet still not equalled the other’s height. Her eyes stood wary, ready to run of fight when needed.
“You don’t seem to care at all, why would I tell you? I don’t even know you all that well.”
The redhead rolled her eyes and spoke in a sarcastic tone. "Yeah, like, of course, Noxians are only good at murder and death, there absolutely is not even a tiny bit of fun in them." It was obvious that Katarina might have been a bit offended.
She shrugged and leaned against a tree, reaching in her bag for the half-full bottle of Bilgewater Rum. "Well, firstly, we drink. Drinking is fun." She took a sip, putting on her best fake smile as she offered him the bottle. "See? I'm laughing, so fun!"
The male fox yawned as he stood in front of the red headed female, his arms folded across his chest and his tails swaying behind him. "You lost or need something?" He asked bluntly as he tried to hide another yawn.
For a second, Katarina had thought herself to be in big trouble: a Noxian on Ionian lands was never good. Though, the fox in front of her didn’t seem to care enough, since he knew her name and didn’t seem too hostile.
Well, Katarina couldn’t quite just admit that she had indeed gotten lost in the dense Ionian jungle. That’d be a sign of weakness. So instead, Katarina huffed, crossing her arms over her chest as she tried to stand as tall as possible– yet still not equalled the other’s height. Her eyes stood wary, ready to run of fight when needed.
“You don’t seem to care at all, why would I tell you? I don’t even know you all that well.”
Katarina thought about his words for a while, only to sigh deeply, her arms dropping to rest by her sides. "Okay fine, whatever, I'm lost."
"You're Ahri, right?" Katarina asked, though she already knew that pretty much. "People told me to be careful around you, the trickster fox." Despite her words, she returned his grin with one of her own. "Tell me now, should I be scared?"
The male fox yawned as he stood in front of the red headed female, his arms folded across his chest and his tails swaying behind him. "You lost or need something?" He asked bluntly as he tried to hide another yawn.
For a second, Katarina had thought herself to be in big trouble: a Noxian on Ionian lands was never good. Though, the fox in front of her didn't seem to care enough, since he knew her name and didn't seem too hostile. Well, Katarina couldn't quite just admit that she had indeed gotten lost in the dense Ionian jungle. That'd be a sign of weakness. So instead, Katarina huffed, crossing her arms over her chest as she tried to stand as tall as possible-- yet still not equalled the other's height. Her eyes stood wary, ready to run of fight when needed."You don't seem to care at all, why would I tell you? I don't even know you all that well."
M!A List Mythical Creature Addition!
Anon chooses how long the M!A lasts for. Though, if no duration is given, it is the mun’s choice.
Snake Charmer!: Muse has been turned into lamia/naga. Lion Tamer: Muse has been turned into a griffin. Fish Dinner: Muse has been turned into a merperson. Bird Trainer: Muse has been turned into a harpy. Horse Trainer: Muse has been turned into a centaur. Goat’s Milk: Muse has been turned into a satyr. Ultimate Hoarder: Muse has been turned into a dragon. Silver Allergy: Muse has been turned into a werewolf Blood Donor: Muse has been turned into a vampire. Trumpet Noise: Muse has been turned into a manticore. Horned Beast: Muse has been turned into a unicorn.