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god tier tatort dynamic

#I like to pretend they're all sitting on a big square bale of straw bc they're visiting a french-german farmer's market #big thing in the southwest #They probably even sell pressure cookers there #Tatort Stuttgart

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

heard someone say "who even owns a rolling pin anymore" and my brain froze trying to process it. what does that mean. are u implying rolling pins are outdated technology? did we come up with a shiny new 21st century method of flattening dough of which i remain uninformed? is there now an app on the app store people are using instead??? im losing my mind "who even owns a rolling pin" people who BAKE

#i don't have a rolling pin but i do bake #i use my balsamic vinegar bottle #their shape works very well for that

hylian-prosecutor

Tell me how I'm supposed to focus on "important things" when sumer is icumen in lhude sing cuccu groweþ sed and bloweþ med and springþ þe wde nu sing cuccu sing cuccu

#i love how you can see some shared elements with German that English doesn't have anymore now #sumer is icumen.. sommer ist gekommen...#swik... schweig...#english is definitely missing that verb for being silent

millionsknives

i do not inhabit my body i am my body, i am not a brain in a meat suit i am wonderful flesh and bone and veins and synapses and cartilage, my soul is not separate from my body they are one and the same and they are me, and if god did not care about the body he would not have promised to resurrect it

mademoiseli

#Sorry Yoda #Sorry fake quote attributed to Lewis #Sorry Descartes and Spinoza and Berkley and all you perfect Albigensians secretly feasting in your castle #I am body and soul - they can be artificially and temporarily separated by death. (It’s really hard to live like this is true - to love #the integrity of my body and soul - but it’s so important.) (@siena-sevenwits)

songs-of-stones

every now and then I’ll think about the quote “if God did not love the body, He would not have promised to resurrect it” and I have to stop and breathe and cry a little

rolkientolkien

hasdrubal-gisco

Stealing this from twitter but I liked the concept: put in the tags where were your 8 great-grandparents from (given modern borders) ?

#They were all Germans #But two of them lived in Pomerania which was given to Poland after WW2 #And one was possibly half Sorbian. Idk for sure bc he had a German surname

middlepeep

I spent way too long on thisss

#Well it turned out very pretty ❤️#Hannibal

myboobsaresentientbeeings

"den Umständen entsprechend" is one of my favourite german phrases of all time. Ich sag dir nicht was die Umstände sind, wenn du die nicht kennst ist das dein Problem. ultimate boss of nuance. "it is what it is" but 10 times more german. Ich geh mich jetzt den Umständen ersprechend aus dem Fenster werfen

#bin auch ein großer fan von “und wie geht's dir?” “ganz regulär”#“na gibt's dich auch noch?” “gelegentlich.“ ”teilweise.”

ailuromantic-deactivated2022122

nobody tears through library books quite as fast as a 12 yr old girl with no friends

ich habe die komplette Staffel Messiah Superstar durch und bin jetzt permanent immun gegen Cringe

#florian lukas the things i've watched for you #kostenlos im streaming aber ich habe das Gefühl ich sollte dafür bezahlt werden #ok aber wie ein paar Leute nach dem Trailer offenbar dachten das wäre eine echte Doku über nen B-Promi aus den 90ern ist elite meta-comedy

woman-respecter

longest nonstop flight you have been on?

i have never been on a plane

less than 2 hours

2-4 hours

4-6 hours

6-8 hours

8-10 hours

10-12 hours

12-14 hours

14-16 hours

more than 16 hours (!)

Voting ended onJul 17

if you feel comfortable share the route and the time in your tags!

#Hamburg-Madrid about 3 hrs

egberts

it's so easy to do things! it's so easy to get up and do things and get things done! i am capable and motivated and executive dysfunction can't touch me. *starting to cry a little because my affirmations aren't working* it's so easy to do things, come on get up, it's easy, let's do things *mental image of a cartoon trying to move a heavy lazy animal* come onnnnn

movementnudge

Movement nudge, hand mobility! 🙌

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ruffboi-mags

1) do this even if you're under 40. seriously. I definitely should have been doing something like this for years and I only turned 40 a month and a half ago

2) if you're like me just now trying this going "oh god i've only done 15 and i think my hands are cramping" start lower than 30 and increase by 5 once whatever number you're doing no longer makes your hand cramp up. I can manage about 15 per exercise at the moment.