How to activate executive dysfunction in twenty easy steps:
 -drive to cafe to do homework, stay for a while
 -i canât park at the university b/c parking passes are like 300 dollars, so i leave my car where it is and walk to a building on campus for a meeting. this is important. normally I walk to and from campus
 -itâs been 2 hours so by now the car has ceased to exist until I need it again
-life as usual for a few days, I donât need my car during the week so i donât notice itâs not where itâs supposed to be
-Saturday. I pack up to drive to see my folks. Got all my stuff in a backpack and iâm ready to goÂ
- Dude Whereâs My Car (2000)Â
 -holyfucksomebodystoleitwhostolemycarâ waitasecond
-long term memory⊠loading. loading.
 -oh shit itâs 2 miles away I left it at the cafe on ThursdayÂ
-Â âwho stole my carâ me. i did. i stole my own car. from myself
-basically jog back across campus to get there as fast as possible because itâs not like i left it in a rando parking lot for two days already and the 5 minutes i save by exhausting myself will totally make a difference
-holy shit i hope itâs still there
-it is. the god of forgetful assholes was smiling down on me because i donât even have a parking ticket even though iâm right under a âno overnight parkingâ sign
- this car had a 50/50 shot of actually turning over on any given day because it guzzled through batteries like some people guzzle la croix so by now iâm freaking out b/c i have no idea what to do if it doesnât start
-god of faulty car batteries is smiling too
-i am halfway to driving to my parents when i realize i forgot my backpack at home
-somehow it takes five years before anyone suspects i have adhd
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